Slant Eyed Sluts

MOVIE TYPE:

165 Mins.

Platinum X Pictures

www.ClubPlatinumX.com

DIRECTOR: David Luger

THEMES: Asian Girls

CONDOMS: None

2006

11/05

STARS: Kaiya Lynn, Asia, Nyomi Zen, Rosanna Rose, Veronica Lynn, Manuel Ferrara, John Strong, Mark Wood

REVIEW-

So the other day we discussed “Slant Eye for the Straight Guy” and whether or not the title was offensive. I guess that puts us right back in the same boat with this movie. I suppose the title has the same issues, but I’ll leave that to you good people to sort out. Both movies has something else in common and I want to focus on that similarity. OK, there is the obvious Asian theme that both movies have in common, but I’m being a little more specific. Both titles feature Kaiya Lynn who just seems to get hotter with every performance. It’s no wonder she is showing up in every single Asian-themed gonzo line on the market. In addition to our sexy cover girl, we get pint sized sperm chugger Asia and the always stroke worthy Veronica Lynn.

I like the movie right off the bat because we actually get to hear Nyomi Zen talk for a bit. She sits on the couch in a short skirt and sexy top as she gives us a brief summary of her life in a Malaysian convent and college in Iowa. It’s a minor thing, but it gives us a chance to see and hear her a bit before Manuel Ferrara comes in to wreck her little holes. He even leaves her in her clothes for a little while as he enjoys her trim body. She works her hand slowly into his lap and then jerks his big cock as fast as she can. It really looks huge in her tiny hands and doesn’t fit very well in her little mouth either. It would be nice to see her work her mouth for a while longer, but he wants to work that thing into her pussy. After a few strokes, she takes a break, gets it wet with her mouth again and then mounts it. With her ass on display, he holds her hips and pistons right up into that hot pussy until she’s ready to scream. It takes her a while to get used to it, but before they are done Nyomi is taking that whole dick and screaming at him to make her cum. She gets down on her knees and flashes some fantastic eye contact as she swallows his big load. This movie is off to a good start.

Veronica Lynn gives us some standard tease footage on the stairs. We get to look up her short skirt as she makes her way to where her male co-star is waiting for some special treatment. He makes her wait a little bit for the dick, teasing her as he helps her out of her little skirt. Eventually he lets her have some cock, but decides to fish hook her mouth instead of letting her suck. (Don’t guys in porn like blowjobs any more?) Veronica doesn’t mind being fucked at all. In fact, she rolls into piledriver to really give him good access to her sweet hole. He gives it to her hard enough to have her all wound up when they change places. Veronica looks ready to screw him totally silly. She pumps from above and is quite happy to have the full length of that prick pounding her insides. I love the energy these two generate and Veronica provides a lot of eye candy along the way. After a long doggy he shows us the big load that he’s been holding back. It hits her right on the mouth, covers her chin and drips down onto her tight body. Veronica is very hot and this scene shows her off quite nicely.

Rosanna Rose grew up in the Philippines and doesn’t look nearly as old as she is. (26) She explains that she comes from a very conservative family and that if her mom knew she was making movies she wouldn’t be happy. (How many moms actually jump for joy when they find out that their daughter’s are sucking strange cock for cash?) I think the interview, but it would be nice to see her stand up so we can really see her body. Before the action starts, she stares at her male partner off camera as she jerks off for her. Eventually John Strong steps into frame and she takes over the stroking for him. Working with a manageable cock allows her give some really good looking head. She covers pretty much every inch of his tool and has him ready for hard fucking. He pulls her up on top of his cock and pounds down in reverse cowgirl. Rosanna is a very enthusiastic girl and she doesn’t mind shoving his dick to the back of her throat in between positions. John bends her over and fucks her as hard as he can. That hot little pussy grips his shaft with every stroke and this is another scene with great energy from both parties. Finishing it off perfectly, she opens wide and takes a big shot right in her mouth. Rosanna swallows and looks like she’s quite happy with the results of her day.

Kaiya Lynn does an interview, but it’s a voice over while we watch her pose by the pool. She finishes things off with a longer interview about her upbringing. I love that little skirt she’s got on, but it gets pushed right up when the first guy dives in and tastes that sweet little pussy. Leaning back, her mouth is ready for a second shaft. The guy between her legs is in a hurry to fuck her so we don’t get to enjoy the blowjob for long. It’s hard for Kaiya to really devote her skills to sucking when she’s moaning and screaming. The guys take turns fucking her one at a time and really get her going. Eventually they work her two at a time so she can moan hard around a big cock while riding the other. Kaiya takes both of them at the same time with ease. I love the shots of her in doggy with one cock banging her box as she sucks and strokes the other lucky guy. To feed her the cum that she craves, the guys take turns in mish, slamming her hot pussy at top speed and leaving big loads in her mouth. Damn this girl is a dream come true.

Asia is a cute little babe who is about as hot and nasty as anyone in the business. Pound for pound she is probably one of the biggest cock hounds working today. This little lady knows how to talk dirty and has a nice little ass on her. She spreads her thighs for one cock while silencing her stream of nasty talk with another throbbing rod. Mark Wood turns her around and takes the pussy for a while, pumping it really hard. She takes it well and then gets on top so we can really see her great ass. During this great looking footage she does a lot of the fake gagging that I hate, but her hot body and the pounding sex take center stage. They double up on her holes and Asia still keeps talking. The DP is great, but if you really want to see more of her body check out the one on one anal that Wood gives her. He drops the hammer on her dirty little Asian ass. They finish up with some side by side RC that shows off her whole body. She squat fucks those two big cocks and finishes the movie in fantastic fashion. The guys blast her face with two really big loads of goo. Asia is another of my favorite girls and scenes like this illustrate why I’m so high on her.

I don’t know if we will ever decide about the title of this movie. Is it offensive? I guess it is for some people, but there is nothing offensive about the content of the flick. It’s a very solid jerk-off movie from David Luger. The girls are cute, the sex is hot and I like the short interview format. Too often these days we jump into the sex without any sort of build up or any appreciation for the cute bodies on hand. That just sucks. A few of the scenes in this movie stand out. Obviously Kaiya Lynn and Asia are my favorites. They are perfect in this flick and clearly know how to entertain two guys at once. Nyomi Zen is really good in her scene and Veronica Lynn is always worth watching. I was surprised a bit by Rosanna, so there really wasn’t a weak scene in the bunch. Throw in a couple of bonus POV scenes and you have quite a nice collection. It’s a simple movie with a great theme and the well-executed scenes give us more than enough to jerk over.