Jesse Jane: All American Girl
Jesse Jane: All American Girl
www.JesseJane.com
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
84 Mins.
Digital Playground
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DIRECTOR: Celeste
THEMES: Pretty Porn, Cheerleaders
CONDOMS: Some Noted
2005
10/05
STARS: Jesse Jane, Celeste Star, Carli Banks, Karlie Montana, Joey, Nadia, Valerie Vasquez, Scot Nails, Jerry
REVIEW-
Anyone who has read my reviews in the past knows exactly how I feel about Celeste’s work. Movies like this are incredibly well shot and beautiful. I can certainly appreciate how much effort goes into making a great piece of eye candy. The Celeste stuff looks great and it’s nicely done. My issue is that I don’t think this glossy stuff really works as good stroke material. Many of you disagree and that’s why movies like this get made. No matter what kind of movie she’s in Jesse Jane shines. She is great looking has plenty of sexual energy and is a star in every sense of the word. Even if I will be complaining about the slow motion sex, echo chamber music and glossy look, I’ll be admiring Jesse from head to toe. I don’t recognize most of the names in the cast so I don’t know if there will be any girls who can even hang with Jesse.
Poor Jesse is a very sad young girl when her game of paddleball is interrupted. Those damn rubber bands never did hold. Never fear though, her male companion knows what to do with the paddle. Spanking in slow motion is just odd. I love the eye candy though as Jesse’s pretty butt gets smacked. He pulls down her panties and gets his tongue up in there. Once it’s wet it is easy for his cock to slam home. They go at it in standing doggy and are clearly pounding together pretty hard. We don’t see it at full speed and that is the real weakness here. I won’t waste too much time complaining because this what we get with Celeste’s work. The lack of full speed action gets even more disappointing when Jesse drops to her knees and starts sucking. She’s bobbing that pretty head and taking him rather deep, but the whole thing just drags. He explodes in her mouth and Jesse happily plays with the load, licking up every drop and treating his cock to something that looks too fucking good for words.
Jesse gives us some great looking tease as she stands outside sucking on a huge peppermint candy stick. She is eventually joined by a pretty girl. (Celeste Star if I’m not mistaken. There are no cast IDs on this thing.) The tall blonde works her friend’s panties down and then licks her crack from behind. She then slides a condom over the candy and puts it inside. (That’s safe sex, but is it going to blow someone’s diet?) Like the rest of this movie, this scene is brilliant as eye candy. Two gorgeous woman rubbing their chests together and teasing each other with light finger play is bound to get your blood pumping. It’s beautiful, but I’d still rather see them go at in full speed.
If the credits at the end of the movie are in order of appearance, then Karlie Montana is the hottie pouring milk onto her fruit flavored breakfast O’s. Whoever this girl is, she’s very sexy and like dripping milk all over her body. It’s fun tease and leads us into Jesse’s next scene.
Jesse and Scott Nails are flirting from across the room and the music is pure boy band cheese. I really hope this is intentionally funny music to go along with a Jesse/Scott/Carli (?) three way. The pretty girls get down on their knees and free his big cock from his pants. I can’t help but laugh at the “If I had one wish” lyric playing while two gorgeous girls pass Scott’s prick back and forth. That almost makes me forget the fact that Scott and Jesse would really turn in a hot fuck if the movie wasn’t shot this way. She stands in front of him, waiting to be fucked from behind while her friend keeps taking his cock and sucking it. After some great looking reverse cowgirl, Scott stands over them and jerks his load across their faces. Jesse immediately shoves his dick to the back of her throat, sucking out the last few drops of cum. This looked great and made me laugh, but again, the wasted potential is driving me insane.
Speaking of driving me insane…Jesse in a cheer uniform. Need I say more? She bounces up and down and shows off what she has underneath the short skirt and tight sweater. It’s always great to see your own personal sexual fantasies up on screen, but this is just a tease. We’ll have to wait for another movie to see cheer-Jesse get properly fucked in uniform.
Jesse and Celeste are mean girls in the next scene. They find a schoolmate in the library and attack the poor girl. Stripping her out of her clothes, they make a meal out of her sweet flesh. Once again we are treated to a scene that is exquisitely beautiful. All three women are gorgeous and we get some nice uniform appeal, spanking and hot girl on girl action. It still isn’t the style I would choose, but it is hard not appreciate the beauty and erotic heat coming from this three way.
Bad girl Jesse makes off with an apple pie. Before she can eat it, she is punished by Scott. Punished of course means that she has to spray whipped cream all over his cock and suck it. I love the way she smiles as she jerks him off. Jesse has so much with her scenes that we can’t help but love her. It’s still slow motion sex, but she makes it look like a blast. After a short standing doggy, Scott blasts into the pie and our super starlet scoops it all up with her fingers. Quick, someone alert the media, we have footage of a contract girl eating….food!!!!
Another tease sequence bridges the gap. This time a dark haired beauty plays special games with her teddy bear. She rubs her pussy and it’s very cute, but beyond a bit of eye candy, this one doesn’t bring nearly as much to the table as the other scenes.
We get a non-Jesse sex scene next. Who know what kind of a set up they are going. It almost seems like a James Bond thing, but that is mostly because of the music. The pretty brunette girl flashes her eyes up towards the guy as she sucks his cock. In a movie that is all slow motion, I can handle some hot Jesse scenes, but this one leaves me cold. There isn’t anything to keep me interested and I’m already OD’d on the pretty shots, nice lighting and too-soft sex.
We get back to Jesse in time to see her with Scott one more time. They are trying to study, but he can’t take his eyes off of her. Things only get worse for Scott’s attention span when it gets hot an Jesse has to strop down to her bra. She makes her way over to him an pulls out that big cock. She pumps it into her mouth with that same lusty smile on her face. I hope that other directors will remember how hot this could be and turn these two loose on each other many times. I love watching her fuck in any position, but the reverse cowgirl here looks amazing. Her long legs make it easy to straddle him and with Scott pumping that pussy hard, her big tits are bounding perfectly. He gives her a big shot on the mouth to close out the action.
This is everything we expect from a project with Celeste’s name on it. It is a beautifully shot movie with incredible tease and enough eye candy to satisfy anyone’s sweet tooth. I still want to get my hands on the original footage to see if I can watch the action at full speed. Jesse bring so much energy to the sex that it’s almost painful to see it held back. I love the tease in this movie and the customs add to the already high eye candy factor. Some of the music is pretty good and as long it is intentional, then the humor is great as well. Anyone who likes Andrew Blake movies will love this one. Jesse excels even if she isn’t allowed to be as hot as she could be. I love the scenes she does with Celeste and if we ever get to see her fuck Scott at full speed the way she does here, it just might blow us all away. As an added bonus, we get Jesse in a cheerleader uniform. How did Celeste get so deep into my sexual fantasy closet?
