House of Ass

MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

137 Mins.

Evolution Erotica

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DIRECTOR: Tom Byron

THEMES: Anal Sex,

CONDOMS: None

2006

1/06

STARS: Ariana Jollee, Lauren Phoenix, Katja Kassin, Kaylynn, Nadia Nyce, Leah Luv, Angelina Bonet & Tom Byron

REVIEW-

Tom Byron is back. Hey, that’s kind of big news and should it be a bigger story? I certainly think so, but he’s quietly found his way back in front of the camera. It has been about three years since he has performed, but he has continued to direct some hot stroke flicks. For his comeback movie, Tom has lined up some pretty great asses. Katja Kassin is the gold standard in derrieres. We couldn’t have a butt movie without her in it. Kaylynn is another perfect looking babe with a butt to die for. Throw in Lauren Phoenix and Ariana Jollee and Byron has the backbone of a great cast. If it is anything like Bryon’s older movies then everyone better start making room on their porn shelves for a whole bunch of great House of Ass flicks.

Tom explains things a bit at the start of the movie, giving us a little background on his comeback. This is a nicely edited piece that is interesting and a big funny. The first scene is a POV fuck between Byron and Angelina Bonet. Before it even starts, he talks about how hard shooting POV is and gives “props” to those who do it well. The pre-sex action looks a lot like Tom’s older work. Angelina introduces herself, shows off her ass and then starts sucking his cock. She doesn’t seem overly excited by the action and the POV footage is a big shaky. Byron shouldn’t be too hard on himself though. He’s a lot better at it than some of the guys shooting POV lines. It gets a bit shakier as he tries to hold it while fucking her. I wouldn’t suggest Byron go POV just yet. He fucks her for a bit and leaves his load on her face. Not a great start, but we know that going in.

Though Byron has shot Lauren Phoenix many times, this is his first chance to actually fuck her. She is always a lot of fun with a dick in her mouth so the oral action is pretty damn hot. Since this is the House of Ass, Tom gives her a break while he licks her fine posterior. She returns the favor, licking his ass while jerking him off in her fist. They are working in cramped quarters so the action isn’t always perfectly shot, but Lauren is one of those women who just always brings heat to her scenes. He rolls her onto her side and works into her great ass. Wow, she’s all bruised up. That looks like it hurts. This isn’t the best anal scene from either of them, but it’s pretty solid stroke material. For a nice finale, she takes a big shot on her face. We’re definitely getting better.

Nadia Nyce shows up and the tease footage looks a lot like the old Lord of Asses stuff. Once she is done showing off her body, Nadia gets down to some serious cock sucking. She gives quite a good blowjob and really gets in there for some serious rimming. Though Nadia has never been my favorite performer, she certainly puts a whole lot into every scene. She also shows of her hot ass quite well as she rides his hard prick. Once he has her show off that ass for a bit, he fucks her in it. I wish the Lauren scene had been shot this way because she is just so much hotter than Nadia. Tom gives her a solid fuck and then another good facial. Now this is kind of stuff we remember from the Lord of Asses.

Little Leah Luv is next. The tease is pretty good, but for the real fun check out the way Leah interviews Tom. They exchange ass licking for a while. You can’t blame Tom for enjoying the taste of her fresh little bum. She’s the kind of girl you just want to lick all over. I love watching Leah suck cock and when she isn’t over-doing the fake gagging, she is really very hot with her lips. The sexy blonde gets on top of his cock and starts riding it like a seasoned vet. Her pussy takes it well but the camera lingers on her ass, letting us know where he’s going next. He gives it to her from behind and we get some incredible looking anal action. Leah is super cute and we finally have the kind of scene that made Byron’s movies some of the best stroke material on the market. The brilliantly shot anal comes with a whole lot of great energy and ends with a big blast on her teen dream face.

Tom tells us that he saw Kaylynn in some Jules Jordan movies and wanted to nail her. So he did. See, it’s good to be the king. They start right up with no tease at all. She works her body down until her mouth is even with his prick. Kaylynn is one of porn’s best cock suckers, so some eye contact and better coverage of the blowjob would have been good. It is hot the way it is, but with the focus on the anal action they overlook the chance for a really hot blowjob sequence. Tom stands her up and starts licking her fantastic ass. She has changed her nose and her tits, but that butt is just the way we remember. They do some serious ass licking and everyone seems pretty happy about that. I prefer the sight of her asshole to Tom’s and we get plenty of that when he has her ride his cock. Her legs go high in the air when he rolls her over and start fucking that ass. When she rolls onto her side, the footage gets too hot for words. He fucks that ass and she is so into it that you can almost feel her shaking. We get great shots of her ass while she holds her cheeks open and gets drilled in the pooper. This scene is perfect, just amazing. He sprays her down with a big load of cream. Kaylynn is the perfect woman for this movie and lives up to all of our expectations.

Ariana Jollee is a big Byron fan so she is thrilled to get a chance to suck on his legendary sausage. She has the kind of ass that Tom really wants to taste so he rolls her over and licks the bung. Ariana is a very hot girl who happens to have a nasty quagging habit that comes through in this scene. It takes the heat out of the blowjob, but nothing can slow her down when he starts fucking her. The vag is very good, but the scene really heats up when she opens up the booty. Her butt fills up the screen as Tom holds her cheeks open and goes balls deep into her colon. While this scene isn’t as good as the last one, it’s another winner thanks to a very sexy girl, good anal and a hot facial finish.

Last up is ass queen Katja Kassin. They don’t waste much time before he buries his face in her massive cheeks. Katja gets her hand wrapped around his cock and works it over with her mouth. She sucks it deep, licks his balls and makes the whole thing look incredibly easy. Happy with the blowjob, Tom turns her around and fucks that German gash from behind. The camera focuses on her ass as she gets in top and drops that thing down. We get some great footage of Katja on her side. The anal is great and if you love that ass, you will love the way it is shot. Moving in even closer, the camera captures the sphincter splitting action in RCA. Proving once again that she is more than just a girl with a great ass, she bucks her hips and slams her cheeks against his body. She is one of the best performers in the business and adds another chapter in her fantastic career. Tom blasts her face with hot sticky cum to finish on a very high note.

Tom Byron is definitely back in a big way. The first two scenes are a rather forgettable, but things pick up considerably in the second half of the flick. Kaylynn’s scene is fantastic and on par with the best stuff Byron has ever shot. I couldn’t begin to praise it enough. Her body looks amazing, she puts on a great show and best of all, she does it all with a smile and heat that feels perfectly natural. If every scene in the movie were this hot then it would be a contender for hottest stroke flick of the year. Katja’s is pretty damn hot as well and Ariana gives us something pretty great. It is great to see Tom back and once this movie finds its rhythm, it is great. Pick it up for the Kaylynn scene alone. You will all thank me.