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MOVIE TYPE: 2

130 Mins.

Elegant Angel

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DIRECTOR: William H.

THEMES: Oral Sex, Blow Bang

CONDOMS: No

2006

11/05

STARS: Charlotte Stokely, Bailey Brooks, Kinzie Kenner, Hailey Young, Jordan Fleiss, Kat, Sierra Sinn,

REVIEW-

Every William H movie has a vibe that is distinctly different from most other porn. Anyone who has ever met him will understand where that comes from. He shoots hard core sex, but everything is just slightly off. That odd sensibility is probably one of the things that impressed Patrick Collins. He often shoots a lot of the side show sex that I really can’t stand. Not his fault, it’s just what he’s doing. Other movies seem to point to something truly originally and very hot. I’m not sure which this one will be, but the cast is certainly cute. Perhaps we will just have a great collection of cute young things with big facial finishes. Maybe that is too much to hope for, but I’m keeping my fingers crossed.

Kat looks cute as she sits in a pink chair licking on an oversized lollipop. He talks to her like she’s a little girl and she just loves showing off. All of a sudden we cut away and come back with Kat surrounded by hard cocks. She gags, drools and makes a spectacle of herself when she should probably just focus on giving good head. She looks cute, but this scene looks more like a circus act than a hot sex scene. To be fair though, I have seen her do scenes with a whole lot more quagging. Perhaps we are moving past that and back to something less annoying. We get some nice looking standing 69 with the tiny tramp held upside down as she devours dick. There is a great shot of her smiling face right before the guys unload their seed all over her mug. Before they are finished, she can’t even open her eyes because there is so much hot cream covering her face. The blowjob action didn’t work for me, but the massive shots at the end are great.

Hailey Young is a pretty brunette with nipples that stick out through her pink fishnet bodysuit. From the very start she is so busy quagging that I feel like I’m at Sea World at feeding time. Throw in a way to much camera movement and you have a scene that completely wastes a pretty good looking woman. Sorry guys, but this kind of stupid theatrics is about as sexy as a pile of lawn clippings. I don’t care how sexy a girl might be, if she impersonates a duck with throat cancer then the scene gets a huge thumbs down from me. There are some nice facial shots at the end, but I lost interest in this a long time ago.

Cover girl Charlotte is next. She looks really luscious as she shows off her body. I like the interview here because it stays interesting while letting us get a good look at this pretty blonde’s face before the action starts. As before the action is less thrilling. She opens her mouth and lets the guys grab her head. To make matters worse, much of the footage is shot from under her chin which makes a bad situation truly unwatchable. (Unless you like looking up at ball sacks and man guts.) When she stops quagging and the camera covers the action from above there is actually enough heat to save the scene. At some point though it just becomes too long and less interesting than it should be. Eventually they shoot on her pretty face, but this one should have been better.

Sierra Sinn gets to show off her little titties for a while before her mouth gets attacked. Wow, the quagging starts fast this time. I guess that will help keep us from wasting time on another scene that is ruined by side show antics. Look girls if I want to see a trained seal, I’ll go down and catch the show at the San Diego Zoo. This one is so bad that I don’t even care about the low angle shots. They can’t ruin anything because the whole scene is worthless. Someone should have stopped this train wreck early to keep us from wasting valuable tape.

Next up is Bailey Brooks and I’m already cringing at the thought of another quad-fest fucking things up. This girl is so fucking cute that sitting through a ruined scene with her might just give me a coronary. In come the guys and at least it doesn’t start out bad. She has one guys licking her pussy while she licks her way around a couple of pricks. For the first time in a long time the action isn’t ruined by stupid throat tricks. Bailey is pretty god with her mouth and has the added bonus of looking like a horny coed going for her. The guys smack that pretty face with hard meat and one of them works her pussy over with his fingers. The actual blowjob footage is good half the time. The low angle stuff is just lame, but when the action is focused on her face and the big loads of cum that the guys have for her, it’s pretty damn good. Every scene in this movie should have been at least this hot.

Pretty Jordan Fleiss has the goods and we gets to see what she’s hiding under her clothes in a very brief tease sequence. More f this would have been good, but the guys are ready, their scrips have kicked in and it’s time for the sucking to start. Unfortunately I’m not talking about blowjobs. It is time for the scene to start sucking. That’s right folks, more throat noise nonsense and face pumping instead of blowjobs. It’s just pointless and sad to watch her give a lifeless performance and get splashed with cum. Is this movie over yet?

Nope, one more cutie to go. This time Kinzie Kenner rubs her pussy and teases us for a bit before coming face to face with the wonders of modern medicine. The action starts with the camera on the floor so we can check out her chin and their swinging sacks. (Come on, someone explain why we haven’t junked this worthless shot.) The guys then hang her head over the edge of the couch and an homage to Gag Factor. There are some big dicks working her over, but the gagging is still way over done and it’s just another horrible example of how bad an all oral scene can get these days. For those who like foot play, there is quite a bit of that to go around as we wait for the guys to shoot on her face and put us out of our misery once and for all.

This isn’t the worst oral movie I have seen in the last month, but it’s pretty damn close. I am really disappointed partially because I usually enjoy William’s stuff. Yes, this movie represents part of what he likes to do, but it’s been a while since I’ve hated one of his movies this much. It is just such a side show mess that I don’t know where to start. William H can shoot great stuff, but this isn’t great. It’s beyond ordinary. Anyone can point a camera at girls faking enthusiasm and barking like trained seals. Anyone can capture stuff from the worst angles and waste great talent. Because anyone can, I expect more from a director who is capable of being anything but typical. There are some strokeable moments, but for every one of those there are at least three “scratch your head and wonder why” moments. I still believe in William H and hope that this is just a slight setback on his climb to the top.

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