Jenna Haze: Dark Side

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MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

Mins.

Jules Jordan Video

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DIRECTOR: Jules Jordan

THEMES:

CONDOMS: None Noted

2006

10/05

STARS: Jenna Haze, Tory Lane,

REVIEW-

This opening paragraph could go one of two ways. We could talk about Jules Jordan’s career and how he ended up as his own boss. We could talk about Jenna Haze and how she went from gonzo fave to contract cutie way too quickly. Instead let’s just skip the history and take a look at what we’ve got. For his first release under the Jules Jordan Video label, Jules has brought back one of his favorite girls to shoot. Jenna has already been in one great comp movie from Jules so you know he likes what he gets from her. This isn’t a comp though. It’s eight brand new scenes from Jenna Haze. She has been off of the radar for a long time, but has chosen to come back in a huge way. When Gina Lynn starred in her version of Darkside, it showed us a different side of the contract star, won a bunch of awards and helped her earn an even bigger fan base. Given Jenna’s pre-contract gonzo work and her incredible sexual heat, I think we can expect the same from this one.

Jenna strolls into a church and confesses her sins to her priest. Even though she knows that she should feel bad, she doesn’t. This bad girl knows that she must be punished and that launches into a hot bondage/torture scene. Jenna is tied to a web and teased by two guys. (Who are already sporting fine Readi-Wood.) They use wax on her chest, finger her to the brink of insanity and gently spank her with a riding crop. Even if you don’t dig the light bondage, we get some amazing shots of her hot little body to enjoy while we wait for the guys to let her loose. Jenna gets down on her knees between the guys and proves that she hasn’t forgotten how to suck cock. The guys grab her head as she sucks and that fits the tone of the scene pretty well. No fake gagging from Jenna though, so there isn’t anything to take away from something we have been waiting to see every since she went veggie on us. They stand her up and fuck her from behind with big cocks. Tight little Jenna takes it well and manages to get her mouth around dick number two. After a spirited round of vag, they throw her legs up in the air and pump that pretty ass. It is a very tight fit, but she manages to keep the energy high while getting stuffed. They double up on her for some very hot DP. It only lasts a few minutes, but it proves that Jenna is back and naughtier than ever. Finishing off with two big loads, Jenna smiles into the camera. The fun has just begun.

Back in the confessional, Jenna continues to unveil her darkest desires. She takes a stroll down Hollywood Blvd. and ends up in a shoe store. Kurt Lockwood is the horny salesman who just happens to have a foot fetish. He worships Jenna’s feet in a way that can only be appreciated by foot lovers. After some extensive play, Kurt puts her toes in his mouth and sucks away. Keeping up with the theme, Jenna licks her own feet and rubs them up and down Kurt’s rod. Eventually the foot play takes a rest and she pops that dick into her mouth. The eye contact here is fantastic. It’s been a long time since we’ve been able to enjoy Jenna’s blowjobs so this is a treat. Kurt licks her ass from behind and rubs his cock all over her feet. Even though I’m not all that interested in foot action, Jordan does a good job of keeping that audience appeased during the hot sex. Kurt sucks her toes while Jenna goes back to swallowing his sword. Even during the fucking, her feet are in plain view. I love the reverse cowgirl as she fucks him hard. If sexual energy counts, then this scene might even be hotter than the first. Kurt and Jenna work well together and Jordan captures the action so that it is as pretty as it is hot. As he pushes her legs back and fucks her ass I have to wonder if he locked the front door. I guess they don’t really mind if someone walks in. He blasts her ass in doggy and then explodes all over her feet so she can lick the cream from her toes.

Next on her list of sins is something very naughty. She takes a limo to an adult bookstore where she makes every raincoater’s fantasy come true. In the back room, she gets on her knees for five members of the mope squad. They grope her body as she frantically sucks her way around a circle of throbbing dick. I don’t remember the last time I saw a blow bang that wasn’t totally fucked up by quagging. Jenna sucks every cock like she is in love and looks fucking beautiful on her knees. When the guys get ready to cum, Jenna looks into the camera, begs for jizz and takes each load with equal enthusiasm.

The next scene opens as a bridal fantasy fuck. Jenna shows off as the naughty wife to be in white lace. Jules has a surprise for her. Gasp, a black cock. (Hear that scratching sound? It’s people scribbling her name off of certain lists.) Mr. Marcus does the honors and he watches her drop to her knees and licks his cock through his jeans. She has that cock growing in no time and uses her gloved hand to spread the spit over every inch. Marcus asks her if this is really her first time with a black cock and Jenna says that it is. Whether we believe her or not, it’s the first time we have seen it on camera and that should be enough for some people to get really excited. He bends her over and fucks the shit out of her pussy. First IR or not, this is a hot fucking scene. Jenna has lost the veil, but she still has her white lingerie on so the hint of bridal fantasy appeal remains. Marcus is the perfect performer to break Jenna in. He is a solid meat slinger who gets a lot of his partners (Unlike some unnamed guys) and doesn’t just stand there like a block of wood with a huge dick. (Like others.) The doggy footage here is really good shows off her ass perfectly. He feeds her his load and finishes off the best scene in a very strong collection.

Since she is confessing all of her sins, Jenna lets the cat out of the bag on her love for pussy. She and Tory Lane hook up for a fetish-heavy girl/girl scene. Tory takes the dominant role, bending Jenna over and devouring her sweet flesh. The mild bondage is very hot, but mostly it is the heat coming from the girls that makes this one worth watching. I don’t usually love veggie scenes, but when two really cute girls are clearly into each other, then I’ll sit through it and actually enjoy what’s going on. Masked Tory sticks her tongue right up Jenna’s ass and drives her crazy with desire. We get some great anal toy play and pussy licking that can only be described as spirited. Tory looks especially good in this scene and gets her ass well fucked by the toys.

We are only done with disc one and if the movie ended now, it would already be an A+. Feel free to take a break from reading this and order you copy of Jenna Haze: Darkside right now.

The debauchery continues on disc two as Jenna struts through house in a little French Maid uniform. We get beautifully shot tease footage that is vintage Jules Jordan. Scott Nails is waiting for her on the couch and eventually gets to feel her talented mouth around his throbbing tool. Jenna strips out of the uniform, leaving only her fishnets and headpiece in place. Scott teases her with her tongue before putting her back on her knees. Jenna has a good time with that big cock in her mouth, but really lights up when she drops her pussy down over it. You have to love her energy and the way she isn’t afraid to be vocal. For pure heat and eye candy it is hard to be reverse cowgirl. Jenna spreads wise and takes that big thing deep into her tight little twat. Somehow he manages to get it up her ass during some really hot doggy. That is a huge cock for such a tiny girl. She does A2M for those who dig that. I’m more interested in and impressed by the overall anal scene. It’s perfectly shot and she takes an amazing amount of cock between her cheeks. She opens her pretty mouth and takes every drop of jizz. This is every bit as hot as anything on disc one.

Jenna returns to the bookstore and enters one of the private booths. The action is shot through a small glory hole and gives everything a claustrophobic, surreal feel to it. Eventually hands come through the holes and start molesting our pretty star. When the cocks poke through the holes, she attacks them with her mouth and hands. We get some fantastic blowjob footage as she sucks all three cocks. Backing her pussy up against the wall, she fucks the faceless meat. Jenna works her way around the room, fucking each cock as she does. We have seen glory hole scenes before, but not usually with this kind of quality and rarely with a girl this hot. Going back to her knees she works cum from the dicks, sucking, jerking and swallowing like a perfect little slut.

For the final scene, Jenna slips into the other side of the confessional and gets some really forbidden dick. She rubs her pretty face all over his cock and stares right into the camera. Though they are still in tight quarters they manage to give us some good looking standing doggy. Jenna has a great body and we see most of it here. She gets into reverse cowgirl and puts her feet up against the door frame to really push off. Ass lovers will get their chance to stare one more time at her cheeks when she turns around to face him. They have to move outside in order to get her bent over enough to take it in the ass. This is a shorter ass fuck that the one before, but it is still hot and leads to a massive blast all over her pretty face.

As if four hours isn’t enough, there is bonus footage that is part BTS and part extra sex stuff. We also get a photo gallery, cumshot recap and movie trailers for this and other Jordan projects.

This is the movie we have been waiting years to see. Jenna Haze is back and ready to claim her place among the hottest girls in porn. We finally get to see her bas nasty as she can be. All eight scenes are stunning, beautifully shot and as hot as can be. Jenna is perfect for this movie because she looks great, handles all kinds of sex well, eats cum, wears cum, takes it up the ass, plays submissive and just spends four hours acting like the superstar of all of our wet dreams. A number of different fetishes are covered and they are all handled well. The foot play with Lockwood is really good and leads to a hot scene. Her blow bang is one of the best I have ever seen. No stupid fucking duck noises from this hot girl because she actually knows how to suck dick. We get some light bondage in a few of the scenes and plenty of the typical Jordan tease footage. There are some great anal scenes, proving that Jenna really can do anything we want from her. Now let’s get Aurora Snow on the phone and book her for the next Darkside.

And yes, she even pops her IR cherry in a great scene with Marcus. If this one isn’t nominated for best sex scene of 2006 then something is seriously wrong with the system. In fact, this movie should outdo even the Gina Lynn Darkside when it comes time to take home trophies. That’s it porn makers. The gauntlet has been thrown down. If you want to make the best porn flick of 2006, you better set your sights on Jenna Haze Darkside because it is the movie to beat.

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