Shaved Pink
OVERALL RATING: 7+
MOVIE TYPE: Feature
75 Mins.
Wet Video
DIRECTOR: Ron Jeremy
THEMES: Shaving, Anal Sex
CONDOMS: None
1985
STARS: Tami White, Jennifer Noxt, Scott Irish, Marc Wallice, Buffy Davis, Liz Randall, Peter North, Kim Pare, François Papillion
REVIEW-
Quick show of hands, how many of you remember Wet Video? Another show of hands, how many of you remembered that Ron Jeremy has also directed quite a few porn flicks? This one comes from back in the day when porn chicks actually had pubic hair to be shaved on camera. I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing overall, but we’re going to watch it anyway. This little adventure from Wet Video stars some of the biggest anal queens of the 80’s and that’s fun. Buffy Davis, Jennifer Noxt and Tami White were all well known for their open sphincters. Interestingly enough they are also ultra-pale girls and two of them (Buffy and Tami) could easily be sisters.
Scott Irish shows up at his girlfriend’s house for an anniversary dinner. He has flowers and his daddy’s Rolls, but she isn’t even dressed. The evening is off to a good start when she pops his cock into her mouth and starts sucking. Look at all that hair on her head. Wow, this is the 80’s for sure. Tami always reminded me of Buffy Davis with a little less baby fat and smaller tits. She climbs on top of him and fucks the living shit out of him. Sadly her pubes are scratching his delicate genitals. He comes up with a good solution to the problem. He can just slip his cock into her ass. (Dude, how many guys tried this excuse at home?) Even though she claims to be an anal virgin, Tami takes it pretty easily and ends up wearing a load on her hip. Somehow a toy got introduced into the action, showing us that bad editing has been around for decades.
As soon as they are done, Tami picks up the phone and calls her girlfriend, Jennifer Noxt. She can’t wait to tell her about the anal sex. The lusty tale of a cock and dildo at the same time has Jennifer running right to Marc Wallice. She is turned on and wants some action from both Marc and her girlfriend. We cut right away to Marc in her from behind. She actually calls out “I want something bigger” in the middle of the sex. Ouch. (If I had a time for every time Wallice has heard that….) He keeps fucking her pussy while she shoves a dildo up her ass. As they fuck, Kim Pare shows up and begs for it in the ass. We get a little bit of strap on DP and then some good anal from Jennifer as she and Marc keep Kim’s mouth and butt filled. He quickly unloads on Kim’s chest leaving the girls alone.
Kim wants to be fucked some more, but Jennifer just has to watch a TV commercial with a sexy guy in it. She imagines that her dream man François Papillion and his costar Liz Randall are fucking instead of selling razor blades. The lighting in this scene is super harsh and we race through so many positions that you can barely enjoy what little there is to like about this pairing. Compared to the other girls in this movie, Liz isn’t all that cute and gives a flat scene with the hunky but less than hung partner. The scene is lame, but it gives Jennifer a great idea. She will suggest shaving to her friend as way to get around the scratchy hair problem.
Jennifer finds Tami in the bath and hops in naked. She suggests shaving and then we get to watch. The shaving leads to some pussy licking of course. Tami gets bare and eaten and then turns the razor on Jennifer. Kim pops again and the girls get into some three-way toy play in the water. The double dildo action is pretty good, but the shaving is probably the main appeal in this scene.
Jen decides that since Tami is shaved, Scott should also be sans hair. She calls Peter North who has his girlfriend. Buffy Davis do the deed. Scott resists of course, but with Buffy’s mouth on his cock he would do anything she wants. She keeps sucking the head even as she shaves the hair from his torso. Give him credit for keeping wood even as she works around his more sensitive parts. When all of the shaving is done, Buffy leads him into another room and strips off her clothes. This horny young woman was already ready for a good fuck and does whatever it takes to keep Scott throbbing in her hungry mouth. He starts fucking her tight little box and has her tits really shaking in doggy. Peter walks in on them and isn’t angry at all. He fills Buffy’s mouth while Scott keeps pumping her from behind. They decide to give her ass some attention as well. With his girlfriend’s ass fucked from below, Peter stuffs her pussy and Ms. Davis gives us a very energetic DP before leaning back to get her bush all covered by a North blast.
Scott and Tami come together and show each other their newly bald private parts. She likes his clean look and lovingly sucks that big hard cock. Tami gives a great looking blowjob and then mounts his dick with some great hip action. Buffy shows up in the middle sporting the bald look. She is invited into the mix and the girls fight over Scott’s cock for a while. This is almost like watching sisters because the girls look so much alike. What ever happened to these two hotties? Taking turns with the cock, the girls lie side by side and encourage Scott to go harder. The side by side doggy is really good and it is hard to tell one girl from the other. He ends up shooting his load all over both pale butts.
Shaving is a big theme in this movie, but anal sex seems to be the order of the day. In fact, some of the shaving scenes are actually a little abbreviated. It’s kind of interesting to see a story that revolves around shaving, but you have to laugh at how everything falls into place. I still want to know if any guy has ever gotten some booty by telling his woman that her pubes scratched his unit. Tami White gives one of the best performances of her career. She is cute, nasty and ready to work her newly bare beaver for her boyfriend. Buffy Davis is a scene stealer as always and loves cock like few ever have. Jennifer and Kim (Tonya Foxx) also provide some great little anal poking. The sex scenes aren’t shot the same way we would see them today, but they aren’t too bad by 1980’s porn standards. Anyone who loved Buffy and Tami like I did should find a copy of this movie and add it to their classic porn collection.
