True Hollywood Twins


MOVIE TYPE: Feature

90 Mins.

Vivid
www.Vivid.com

DIRECTOR: Paul Thomas

THEMES: Twins, Celebrities

CONDOMS: Yes

2006

12/05

STARS: Lacey Love, Lindsey Love, Austin Kincaid, Dillan Lauren, Nikki Hunter, Tyla Wynn, Chris Cannon, Steve St. Croix, Brett Rockman, Evan Stone, Jack Lawrence

REVIEW-

I missed the Vivid Twins first movie and apparently this is a continuation. Thankfully they give us a rundown on what has happened up to this point. It’s actually a really clever little comedy with a documentary feel to it. The Love Twins play a couple of former child actresses who have been through rough times. They have faced drug problems, fleeting fame and even a feud with a certain bitchy hotel heiress. The celebrity parody is very clear so break out your Olsen Twin stroke fantasies and dust them off. Paul Thomas has the Love Twins carrying the load and that certainly leaves us plenty of room for eye candy. These lovely ladies are long, lean and super pretty. The question we have to ask ourselves, is can they fuck? And of course, to those other twins share the same cock very often?

The naughty, still spiraling twin starts off the movie by seducing her TV father, Steven St. Croix. If he has any concerns they certainly don’t show themselves as she rolls her tongue over the head of his stiff rod. In fact he gives her some gentle guidance to help her get his cock down her throat. Steven gives her plenty of tender loving care, licking her pussy until it is dripping and ready to be penetrated. After that long set up, he only fucks her for a few moments before exploding all over her hot little body.

Trying to cash in on her fame, she tries to sell a tape of tryst like that bitchy hotel heiress. She shows her agent who tells her that it’s not marketable and sends her home. If you want a really good laugh check out the dialog between the two sisters. It’s a really good thing they are pretty and can fuck well because some nicely written dialog get butchered here.

TV Dad isn’t the only one with a hard on for his Hollywood house mates. Chris Cannon has the hots for his fake sibling. He has a crush on one and thinks he’s fucking her, but of course it’s the other twin. Right in the middle of the fun, the other one comes in and they finish him off. It’s a hot little blowjob with the girls passing him back and forth until he explodes.

The twins are up to more mischief when a cop pulls them over. It is confusing for a while, but as soon as he confesses to watching their show with lusty intent, the girls team up again. They get right down onto the ground at the side of the road and start sucking cock. He puts them down onto a blanket and gets a taste of hot twin twat. The cop pushes their thin legs back far enough to really pump deep into their young holes. It’s another quick fuck that ends with a shared facial by the sexy twins.

When the sex tape hits the internet it quickly outdoes the competition and leads our hotel heiress into a fit. Her day gets worse when she finds her boytoy (Brett Rockman) fucking her maid. (Dillan Lauren) Though she storms out of the room we get to watch them rush through a blowjob and then some screwing on the countertop. Though it is brief, there is some great looking anal here and a climax shot on her face as she nozzle in the sink to make her pussy cum.

The twins finally have it out with the heiress, Austin Kincaid and they settle things like horny Hollywood types do. She gets them both off with her fingers as they wait for the guys to join in. Chris and Steven get on the couch and provide some meat for the girls to play with. The action jumps around a lot as they pair off. One of the twins fucks Chris on the stairs while the others stay on the couch. There is some fantastic footage of Austin and one of the twins on the couch side by side. Chris shoots his load on a twin’s face while Steven sprays down his pair.

We get the usual Vivid extras on this disc. Some of the best stuff come in the form of bonus scenes. Asia Carerra, Cheyenne Silver, Lexie Marie, Sativa Rose, Cassidey and Raylene offer us five really fantastic scenes. We also get BTS, previews and a hot photo gallery. The current Vivid extras package is really like getting a little mini comp disc in addition to the movie.

There is a great deal of potential in this movie, but it’s not nearly as hot as it could be. The celebrity angle is very good and most of the dialog is really well written. (Thank you David Stanley) One of the biggest problems is that the dialog is so poorly delivered by the twins that it’s laughable. (Think Jessica Simpson in “Dukes of Hazzard” and drop down about eight notches.) The sex scenes are also painfully short and edited to be very soft core. I know that most raincoaters probably aren’t even going to pick up this movie but even as a feature, the sex falls a bit short. Without question there is eye candy here and some heat. Who wouldn’t love to see twins working a cock, but I think that PT missed some chances this time. I don’t see why the scenes have to be so short and softcore. This is worth watching for the Twins and for the fun celebrity factor. With a bit of tweaking I think I would be putting this on a list of best features I’ve seen in a while.