Prom Team

MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

93 Mins.

American Hardcore

www.americanhardcore.com

DIRECTOR: Martin Del Toro

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2006

2/06

STARS: Courtney Cummz, Courtney Simpson, Charlotte Stokely, Tiffany Rayne, Trent Soluri, Jerry, Arnold, Sergio, Joel Lawrence, Alex Sanders

REVIEW-

A friend of mine got a look at this movie on my desk and off-handedly said “It’s funny how some fantasies start when we’re young and stay simple.” That is such a true statement and this is a perfect example of that. It’s a great fantasy set up for an all sex movie and it should give us the great basis a hot stroke flick. Also working in our favor is the cast. Tiffany Rayne is super cute with the face of a real prom queen and the body of a fantastic stripper. Both Courtneys are hot and sweet looking so they fit the genre perfectly. So we have a great premise, sexy girls and a whole lot of dick. What could possibly go wrong? Well, we could run into some problems with Martin Del Toro and what has been described as his “signature move.” He loves to have the girls drool and spit all over the camera and then doesn’t clean it off. That makes no sense to me, but let’s see what he does with this flick. Hopefully it will be as good as I think I could be.

Courtney and Courtney seem to be having the same nightmare. Perhaps they are sharing the same brain? They are naked and face to face with a collection of guys they turned down in high school. As the box says, it’s payback time for the prom queens. Since both girls are named Courtney this could get really confusing. I’d say that Cummz is better looking overall, but Simpson looks more like a prom queen contender. There is a lot of quagging as well as actually gagging going on here. We also get most of the footage from the pointless low angle. OK, it’s not pointless for this director. He seems to love having the girls drool or spit on the lens and then shoot through the mess. One question. Why? For fuck’ sake WHY? These girls are cute and watching them suck cock should be a beautiful thing. Instead we have to put up with this shit. Beyond the messy lens, the scene breaks down to “Gag Factor” rip off quagging and completely dispassionate sex. It goes from a “let’s bang the prom queen” fantasy, to a “let’s rape and abuse the prom queen” thing really fast. That’s about as interesting to me as trigonometry and just about as sexy. There is some decent action with CC getting fucked hard in her holes, but the whole things has just degenerated into something akin to watching dog turds dry in the sun. They do a lot of cum swapping at the end, spitting it back and forth between their mouths, dumping it into a glass, drinking it and spitting it again. I suppose this might be good as a drinking game (Take a shot every time a load passes from one mouth to another) but I’m so fucking bored by this de-humanizing shit that I’m wondering how many people were sitting around stroking to porn two years ago wishing the industry would evolve into this mess.

Charlotte Stokely and Tiffany Rayne are the next pair of prom queens. They come face to face with a group that includes Joel Lawrence and Alex Sanders. Are these the fathers of the guys they dumped in school? No wonder they look so grossed out. Of greater concern to us are the women. Tiffany is perfect in this role. She’s cute, bubbly and looks like a cheerleader. Charlotte, though certainly not unattractive looks about as much like a prom queen as Alex does. All the set up in the world doesn’t matter once Del Toro’s sex takes over. It’s a quag fest from start to finish and as Charlotte belts out “this is so gross” I couldn’t agree with her more. If you happen to like blowjob that are reminiscent of mass clubbings of baby seals and enjoy drool covered faces then perhaps you will find this more appealing than I did. On the positive side, we do get some great looking anal from Tiffany. She gets on all fours and sticks that pretty butt high in the air to make it easy for the guys to slam into it. Her great anal isn’t enough to save this dismal affair.

Talk about a waste of potential. This movie could have been a perfect fantasy stroke flick. We all want to rail away on the prom queen, but this movie taps into the worse porn has to offer. Even without Del Toro’s “signature move” the sex is dreary. Anyone looking for a good healthy gang bang may be disappointed. Instead we get a pointless quag fest that appeals more to guys who want to rape the prom queen. Most of the girls are pretty cute and would fit the role well, but they are wasted in a sexual mess that is far too common to be impressive. Even Tiffany can’t quite make this worth watching. She may be a dream prom queen, but this scene and the whole movie are nothing but a nightmare.