Drill Team Dropout

MOVIE TYPE:

136 Mins.

Damaged

www.damagedpictures.com

DIRECTOR: Jimmy D

THEMES: Nurses, Maids

CONDOMS: None

2006

3/06

STARS: Faith, Samantha, Debbie, Aaralyn Barra, Lizz.

REVIEW-

This is a movie with a great title and potentially a great fantasy set up. What ever happened to all of those girls who just didn’t make the squad? Of course we have seen some movies lately that are nothing more than clever titles. Does this one have anything to do with drill teams? Probably not. It’s probably just a collection of girls getting drilled. I guess that would make them a drill team, right? Actually it would make them a drilled team, but that’s another story. Maybe it isn’t all that important in the end, but I grabbed this movie because of the title. The girl on the cover is OK looking and I’ve liked Jimmy D’s stuff in the past. But without a recognizable cast, it is the idea behind the title that I am most interested in. (Yeah, I’m setting myself up for a big fall, but I can stay hopeful.)

The first girl comes in wearing a short plaid skirt and tight white top. She joins John West on the bed and sits on his face. Whoever this blonde is, she is pretty good at talking dirty and likes bending over while face riding to get a taste of hard cock. The blowjob footage is really good for a while, but eventually she starts quagging and slapping her own cheek. Darlin, where did you learn that trick? Oh and while we’re at it, unlearn it. When that ends, he fucks her from behind for a while. She leaves her skirt on as she gets on top and grinds her hips on his prick. The skirt helps to cover some serious ink on her lower belly. It can’t hide the same stuff on her back, but she has enough energy to make the blotches not so bad. I’m not sure why this chick didn’t make the squad, but she certainly picked up some good flexibility along the way. She also knows how to go for the big finish, turning her face upwards and taking a big load right on her smile.

The next scene starts right out with a brunette girl taking her man’s dick from his pants and sucking it. She’s an average looking girl with a thick middle and a nice set of boobs that strain against her bikini top. You know, from a different angle she isn’t thick at all. Barely even a little bit soft actually. See why it’s really bad to shoot everything from such a low angle. As she starts fucking him, the chick starts talking dirty in what could be Spanish. At any rate, these are not domestic porn folks getting busy. They stand up at the table and he fucks her from behind. I like her energy as she gets on top of his rod and pumps away. There is some really nice tit footage as her boobies flop all around. This isn’t a bad scene even if the guy has a rough time jerking his little dick off onto her boobs at the end.

Without a word we move to the next scene begins. This time the girl appears to a hotel maid who is giving her guest a little something more than mints on the pillow. She’s a rather nice looking girl who doesn’t seem to mind that she’s sucking off a guy who isn’t exactly Brad Pitt. He rolls her onto her back and slips his cock into her tight little pussy. Her energy level is limited though as she gets fucked. Sure she looks good, but watching chicks who look bored while fucking just doesn’t work for me. That only gets worse when he puts his dick up her ass. This girl is cuter than the last one, but she doesn’t have the kind of heat that made that one work. She takes it in the ass, but doesn’t look too thrilled about the whole thing. To make matters worse, it goes on forever. The guy finally shoots his load into her ass and ends the whole thing.

A blonde girl is next and she seems rather lifeless as she drops to her knees and starts sucking dick. This one actually makes the last scene look lively. That girl was cuter and that means something. This thin blonde sits up on the counter and gets pounded in her pussy, but she might as well be drying dishes. Apparently the guy agrees with me because he can barely keep his dick hard enough to get through this scene. What the hell is this?

Things go from bad to worse with the final scene. A tall blonde in a nurse’s hat works with a really skinny kid who seems like he would be quite comfortable in an alt-porn title. This girl doesn’t have much energy and she is pretty low on the eye candy scale. They go for anal and like most of the back door action in this movie, this one falls flat.

OK, this one just sucks. Not only is the title totally irrelevant to the action, but the action isn’t any good. The collection of no name talent doesn’t really offer us anything to speak of. It is a collection of thoroughly forgettable women going through the motions. Jimmy D is a better director than this. I don’t know what to even say here. It’s a really clever title and that is the extent of the positive vibes I get from this movie. Quite frankly it really isn’t worth your time. There are better movies from this company on the shelves.