2 On 1 24
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
171 Mins.
Diabolic
www.Diabolic.com
2 On 1 24
DIRECTOR: Ricky D.
THEMES: Gagging, Threesomes
CONDOMS: None
2006
3/06
STARS: Daisy Marie, Georgia, Peach, Keeani, Lei, Tory Lane, Jasmine Byrne, Sue Diamond, Holly Wellin, Jenna Presley, Cassie Young
REVIEW-
Diabolic has some high profile directors working for them. Because of that you might have overlooked the work Ricky D is doing for them. He’s done some really good stuff and takes over a line that focuses on three-way sex. I like the fact that the scenes alternate between two girls on one guy and single-girl scenes with two dudes. So many lines these days just do the same thing over and over. Hopefully the mix here will give us a lot of hot sex to enjoy. There are certainly a lot of hot girls in the cast. Daisy, Georgia, Keeani, Tory, Jasmine…it just keeps coming. If they can double up and/or be double up on successfully then three just might become everyone’s favorite number.
Cassie and Sue start out their scene with a little make out session. He’s trying something different, but everything looks way too washed out. It doesn’t matter quite as much once the sex starts because the action seems to be focused right where it should be. The girls pass the cock back and forth, displaying some decent skills before taking turns on top. The girls look very similar and sometimes it’s hard to tell one from the other as they ride cock. Sue pulls ahead in both looks and energy, but Cassie doesn’t let her totally steal the spotlight. The picture still looks washed out. I’ve seen other shooters product stuff that looks like this and it just doesn’t fit with what Diabolic usually gives us. The camera also moves just enough to distract form the action as the girls take a load and share it.
Jasmine Bryne gives us some great tease for a few moments. She has a great ass and that makes for some very hot footage as she waits for cock. As soon as the guys show up things go downhill. I hate to say it because I really love Jasmine, but the quagging is so bad that it’s hard to enjoy her as she moves her mouth from one stiff prick to the other. It is a lot of fun watching her ride cock, but even that gets fucked because apparently every guy who works for Diabolic must engage in choking. Are people really dying to see this shit? Even this stuff can’t slow her down when it is time to take two guys at once. They fuck her plenty hard in both holes, but Jasmine takes every inch like a true cock beast. Other than some pointless choking, the DP footage is pretty great. Who wouldn’t fall in love with this hot-assed Latina princess? The guys finish out with lots of anal and more head grabbing. It would be nice to watch guys who actually look like the want to fuck her instead of this kind of Readi-wood, punish-screw action. There is a very nice facial here, but this is not the hottest Jasmine scene ever.
Switching back to some two girl on one guy action we get Jenna Presley with Keanni Lei. Both of them look really good in this scene and that’s nice to see. Jenna does some great finger fucking on Keanni’s tight little pussy. I really had my hopes up at first, but that ends as soon as the guy shows up. Jenna gets her lips around his cock and starts quagging like a hungry porpoise. Way to ruin the heat before we even get going. Keanni saves things a bit with some really nice looking reverse cowgirl. That intensity continues when they switch places and Surewood starts pounding Jenna from behind. You really have to love the way Keanni gets her face right in there close to the action to lick anything she can find. That sets us up nicely for some hot anal from the little Asian doll. Jenna does a great job with the dirty talk while her friend gets her ass rammed. There is a nice facial shot and a bit of swapping. Even with the horrid quagging, this is the best scene so far.
Georgia Peach is a girl with a nice ass, a friendly smile and a filthy mouth that spews hot dirty talk when it’s not stuffed with dick. Like the other girls in this movie, she starts in with the throat circus and destroys any chance we have at watching a good blowjob. Look, if you can’t deep throat, then stop trying like this. It’s fucking stupid and nobody is getting turned on by it. Since I’m a fan of good blowjob footage, this kind of thing really kind of kills a scene. I end up just sitting around and waiting for the blowjob to be over. Sadly with two guys, she always seems to have a cock in her mouth. Even with some fantastic butt shots and hot anal sex, the throat theatrics are just a killer. The scene saves itself a little when the guys start DP’ing her. Now we get to hear her talk and things are much hotter. As much as I want to like this scene, I just don’t. Not even as she takes loads in her mouth and swallows.
Daisy Marie and Holly Wellin give us our final chick sandwich scene. They look great together and Tony T greets them as any guy who really likes women would….he starts smacking them around. Come on. Are we really making movies exclusively for an audience of guys who hate women these days? It’s bad enough when the male talent can’t even fake interest in attractive women, but watching someone grab their heads and treat them like blow up dolls is a uninteresting as it anti-erotic. The complete hatred for females seems to be spreading like a virus because they even start choking each other as Tony wedges his meat up Holly’s ass. There are some good shots here, but there is absolutely joy in the sex and no semblance of actual sexual heat coming from this three-way. It is very rare for me to be looking forward to the end of a scene as badly as I was half way through this complete mess.
Tory Lane does her best to save the finale of this movie. She’s a hot looking woman with a great as and a lot of sexual energy. Unfortunately she is also prone to quagging. With the usual cast of meat puppets supplying the uninspired fucking, she resorts to that tired shit in place of actual sex. I guess if the guys don’t like fucking her, then we shouldn’t expect her to pretend she likes fucking them either. (But isn’t that kind of the point?) Tony really goes overboard, staring into her eyes, growling like pissed off postal worker and slapping her like she is an unresponsive penis after triple the usual does of ED meds. Good sex doesn’t have to be flowers and candy. It doesn’t even have to be pretty, but this is just downright ugly from start to finish. I know that there is an audience for rough sex. Don’t get me wrong. This just plays like faux rough sex and no one even does a good job of pretending they are enjoying themselves. I like Tory a lot, but this scene is not even worth watching. I thought that we had hit bottom with the previous scene, but this one is twice as bad. Unless you just really love listening to guys growl and mutter as they knock women around and choke them, don’t even bother finishing this disc.
There were a couple of really good scenes in this movie. Things go way downhill by the end though. It’s not really that the action is bad technically. Most of it is well shot, though the white washed background stuff just doesn’t look good. I know that sex like this is popular these days, but it is disappointing to see all of Diabolic going down this road. There is nothing wrong with hard sex. I rather like it when it’s done right. This stuff isn’t even rough though, it’s just void of heat and passion. I’m not sure if even the strongest raincoat contingent is really looking to watch guys who clearly don’t like women even a little bit, slapping and strangling them while pumping Readi-Wood into them with all the passion of a zombie. In general the two girl scenes work out a little better because the guys don’t have to fight each other in order to dish out the most abuse. I think I’m down on this movie because it wastes some pretty great on screen talent. Worse than that, I think it’s a waste of Ricky’s talent. He’s better than this and I hope that Diabolic lets him shoot something other than this kind of dreary, anti-sex porn. Isn’t that Chico Wang’s area of expertise? (Oh jeez, relax. It was a joke.)
