Anal Brigade
Anal Brigade
www.MetroXXX.com
MOVIE TYPE: Compilation
166 Mins
Fusxion
www.fusxion.com
DIRECTOR: Compilation
THEMES: Anal Sex
CONDOMS: None
2006
9/04
STARS: Lauren Phoenix, Ashley Blue, Ariana Jolee, Olivia O’Lovely, Katsumi, Gia Jordan, Nikki Hunter, Gina Ryder, Emily Da Vinci, Sophia Evans, Shawnie, Elizabeth, Mark Davis, Ben English, Nick Sanders, Alex Sanders, Trent Tesoro, Dave Hardman, Benjamin Bratt
REVIEW-
It’s a pretty safe bet that this movie is a compilation of Fusxion anal scenes. Since I haven’t seen a lot of their stuff I can hope to check out something new as we travel through the bowels of some of porn’s best known backsides. I suppose it is a good chance to catch up on some great sphincter-stretching moments from the recent past. Either that or it’s just an excuse to throw a bunch of scenes together and make a few bucks. Then again it could be both.
Ariana Jolee & Alex Sanders and Nick Sanders
We all know that Ariana is one of porn’s hottest chicks. She can take the biggest dicks in the business without any trouble. Imagine how much fun she will have with a pair of moderate-sized members. As one of the original quaggers, Ariana is prone to throat theatrics and even though she doesn’t have much to work with here, she gags a bit anyway. With one cock still working between her lips she spreads her legs to take the second. I can’t tell if the pink background is the problem or if the lighting is off. Either way the scene looks really low end which I find odd. She takes it in the ass really well and even does her best to keep both guys hard when the wood troubles start. (Only one of the guys actually struggles.) There is some good DP footage, but the best looking footage comes with her in RCA shoving that pussy to the camera. Ariana begs for cum and then eats both loads to remind us what a wonderful slut she is.
Elizabeth & Dave Hardman
Any scene that starts out with the director babbling from behind the camera and stupid A2M with toys is bound to be in trouble. I guess it gets better when she starts sucking cock, but there is just a general sense of ho-hum about the whole thing. Dave fucks her from behind, but no matter how loudly she screams, Elizabeth looks and acts bored out of her mind. If we are looking for a highlight then let’s check out her ass shaking during doggy or some decent looking RCA. In a normal movie this would be a throw away anal scene and in a compilation that should feature the best of the best, it is a waste of time.
Ashley Blue & Trent Tesoro
The scene starts with some throat fucking, gagging and a ton of drool. From there…oh come on, who cares where it goes from there? OK it’s my job so she licks his ass and then takes it right between her own cheeks. After the rather ugly start there really is some good anal action here. Ashley handles Trent’s dick easily. He finally pulls out and shoots his load across her pussy and well-fucked ass.
Emily Da Vinci & Ben English
I always had a thing for Emily so watching her work Ben’s big dick to full mast is quite a treat. She does the heel grab thing while sucking and then opens up her back door for some serious anal penetration. That’s an awfully big cock pumping in and out of her great looking back door. When it comes to anal skills, Emily is as well-equipped as she is cute. This is raw anal sex at its best and Emily is shockingly hot. She is really a treasure and I want to know where she went.
Lauren Phoenix & Dick Delaware
Lauren is such a special performer that it really upsets me to see her wasted. With Pat yammering on from behind the camera, how can we enjoy what she’s doing? Throw in some low angle blowjob footage and you have to wonder if some people actually consider the end user when they are shooting their scenes. There is some decent anal action, but we have to sit through A2M on toys and listen to more chatter from behind the camera. If we could chop this scene up there is something really good at the core. (Someone really should do that for the guys who just don’t seem to get it.) She ends up taking a load on her face after getting drilled in the ass pretty well.
There is an all-girl 3-way with lots of anal toy play, an interracial romp with Nikki Hunter that features some eight finger anal penetration, Gina Ryder offering her ass. Sophie Evans taking on two guys in a pretty damn hot anal romp and Katsumi proving that little asses can stretch to take huge cocks.
This is a pretty ho-hum collection to be honest. A few of the scenes are really good, but we’re looking at a whole lot of Pat Myne scenes. His stuff is often kind of a waste of talent. Talking behind the camera just doesn’t seem to work for most directors. It’s one thing for Buttman to do it in a full gonzo movie and something else when it’s just some guy jabbering directions at his talent. The picture quality is average on this and that surprises me a bit. Most of the Fusxion stuff looks better so this might just be a cheap little collection. In nearly three hours, there is some decent anal action though. You shouldn’t just skip it if you happen to like some of the girls in the cast. It isn’t bad, but unless you’re looking for anal from Ariana or Katsumi then there isn’t anything great here.
