MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
178 Mins.
Evil Angel
www.Buttman.com
DIRECTOR: Belladonna
THEMES:
CONDOMS: None
2006
6/06
STARS: Belladonna, Isabel Ice, Missy Monroe, Naomi, Sandra Romain, Sierra Sinn, Kurt Lockwood, Brian Surewood, Mark Wood, Joe Rock, Hanley, Sascha & Tony T.
REVIEW-
Belladonna is back doing guys and you know that means. Well, it means she will be doing the same stuff she did with girls but with real dicks. Actually it means that she will be doing it with one dick and letting the rest of the cast handle the others. Even though lesbian movies aren’t my thing I have enjoyed some of Bella’s stuff recently. She tends to find women to work with who can handle the kind of action she wants. I hope that is the case this time as well. Given the kind of sexual energy Bella movies usually have, I’m sure this won’t be my favorite movie. Rough sex is just find and I know that some people enjoy it. It just isn’t how I would choose to spend three hours if I wasn’t working. I’ll be fair, but I sure hope that Bella takes a page out of Kami Andrews’ playbook and goes for real energy instead of side show crap.
Isabel Ice,
Isabel is one of the few women in porn who can keep up with Bella so this should be interesting. She opens the scene by stuffing as much a buttplug the size of a fire hydrant as she can into her mouth. Moving on to her feet she sucks her own toes for a while. Enter Tony T and Brian Surewood. This is pretty much the end of anything sexy at all. These two guys are responsible for more quagging than just about all of the other guys in porn put together. They take turns grabbing her by the head Isabel can take this kind of action well and I know that it appeals to some of you. If that’s the case, enjoy every second of this. The guys brutally fuck her mouth and pussy, DP her holes and generally do their best to split her open. If you enjoy good, hard anal action and also like a whole lot of choking, fish hooking and general battering then you will be thrilled. I’ve seen Isabel do some great scenes, but this one just doesn’t appeal to me. Your results may vary. (My guess is that I’ll be saying that a lot during this movie.)
Sierra Sinn, Mark Wood & Brian Surewood
This scene basically repeats the last one minus the big butt. Sierra is a skinny little thing who also gets the full quag treatment. She handles it well and moves quickly to some anal action. Clearly the tone has been set for the whole movie. If you’re into this kind of sex then consider this a ringing endorsement. The anal action in this scene is very, very good. Somehow this little babe takes two good sized cocks with no problem at all. Every time they get a dick near her mouth she does the fake gag thing that just brings us back to earth. They end up shooting big loads into her mouth so that she can blow bubbles and show them off.
Sandra Romain, Kurt Lockwood & Joe Rock
Third verse same as the first. Sandra breaks out the throat noises that make her sound like a whole chorus of trained sea lions. Kurt has a good time with her feet, licking and sucking them like they are made of ice cream. The guys take turns fucking her as hard as they can and then Sandra goes after Kurt’s ass with her fingers. There is certainly some great high-energy fucking doing on here. Sandra in RCA is pretty damn fine. To add to the fun, they go for double anal, rubbing their cocks against each other hard enough to start a fire in her lower intestine. They leave her with cum dripping from her face and other holes. This is a pretty decent rough-ish scene and is better overall than the first two.
Missy Monroe
Missy is really cute and she has a body that is built for fun. I love the tease footage, but as soon as the guys show up and start ramming cocks to the back of her throat we go right back to where we’ve been throughout the flick. It’s a matter of taste of course. I find nothing interesting at all about this stuff. The worst directors in porn can hire girls to do this so it’s not particularly crafty. There is an extensive dick on dick segment for those who feel that one cock per pussy just ain’t enough. They work her over a bit and then repeat the same boy on boy theme in her asshole. To really make sure the freak show element is covered they have her do milk enemas. Hey, if you don’t know the score by now then you haven’t been paying attention.
Naomi, Brian Surewood & Tony T.
I really like this girl, but I haven’t seen her do a lot of rough scenes. The tease footage and solo action is stunning. Naomi looks great, she shoves a big black toy right up that perfect ass. Tony and Brian show up and give us more of what we’ve already seen for two hours. They pass her back and forth, make her choke, hold her arms behind her back and give her the kind of hate-fucking that appeals to a certain segment of the porn audience. There is nothing here that we haven’t seen in every other scene so if you like it, then enjoy this big-assed hottie getting plowed. If you’re not interested in fake gagging, guys who think they are the star and generally anti-erotic porn then you should not have stuck around this long anyway. To her credit, Naomi looks beautiful and fucks with a whole lot of energy.
Bella & Sascha
For her scene, Bella goes for a nasty schoolgirl theme. She looks quite cute in her uniform and glasses, giving us some hot tease footage. When the lesson begins he grabs her around the throat and starts choking her as he fucks her face. Bella easily deep throats his cock and shows off skills that few in the industry can match. She bounces hard on his dick and then gets literally slammed against the wall for some hot standing mish. They get some hard throat fucking going until her make up is all over her face. No one can accuse Bella of putting other women through things the she isn’t willing to do herself. She gets the living shit fucked out of her and eats a bit load of cum for the finale.
This movie is exactly what we should expect it to be. It’s a rough-sex flick with Bella throwing the girls in there with a bunch of guys who specialize in this sort of scene. As someone who has never understood the quag-culture, I can’t say that I loved this movie. I like women sucking dick, but I really don’t want to hear them trying to make themselves puke. It’s not remotely sexy and is straight out of the side show. This is the kind of thing that weak performers do to cover up for the fact that they have no skills and can’t generate any genuine heat. It is also the kind of porn that is made lesser directors who haven’t got what it takes to shoot good stuff. That’s why I really hate to see it made by someone Bella. I have no doubt that she can do better. She certainly generates heat on camera and can do it without all the fake bells and whistles. In the open I mentioned that I hope she will take a page out of Kami’s playbook. For those who don’t know, Kami Andrews is quite well known for being able to do these scenes as well as anyone. When she directed “Who Let the Whores Out” though, she went for something different. She wouldn’t let the girls get away with quagging, kept the meat puppets under control and gave a great movie. Bella gives us one that is very well shot and nicely done for what it is. What it is though is another sideshow sex flick with girls acting as battering rams for male performers who fuck with about as much connection to their female partners as Paris Hilton has to reality. I expect more from Bella so while this is solid for the genre, it’s a huge disappointment overall. She’s better than this movie and should never have allowed the women to sleep walk through scenes guys like this.
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