Asian Cheerleader Cavity Search 4
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
136 Mins.
Woodman
DIRECTOR:
THEMES: Asian Girls, Cheerleaders
CONDOMS: None
2005
6/05
STARS: Lucy Thai, Arcadia, Mika Tan, Asia, Nakia, Daisy, Rui
Asian Cheerleader Cavity Search 4
REVIEW-
Hmmm, Asian girls in cheerleader uniforms. Do I really need to review this one? Shouldn’t it be pretty clear that it’s a stroke of pure genius? Perhaps not. Perhaps I should watch the likes of Mika Tan, Lucy Thai and Asia shake their pom-poms just to make sure. After all, I am a trained professional dedicated to my craft. My oath of office as a porn critic requires me to sit down and watch every second of this movie to make sure it is up to standards. Great, now that I’ve been a total smart ass, what do I do if this movie sucks? It could I guess, but I imagine there will be something good here. It’s Asian cheerleaders for goodness sake. I happen to like Asian girls and I happen to like cheerleader uniforms. If I were going to make a movie, this would be the basic premise I would use. I would also cast Mika, Lucy and Asia as three of my first cheer girls. So if I’m a little biased already and looking forward to the movie, forgive me. If it does suck, I’ll be disappointed enough for all of us.
Arcadia & Julian St. Jox.
Arcadia gets groped by Julian while singing us a song in her native tongue. They seem to be stumbling to find some sort of chemistry together and it doesn’t help that she loses the uniform so quickly. With the camera near the ground looking up at her, he plays with her pussy and lets her show off her body. Eventually she gets around to sucking his dick, but there really isn’t much energy at all here. Arcadia is decent looking and slobbers all over his little rod. I guess if you like messy blowjobs and lots of unnecessary camera movement then this might be pretty good. She does play along well though and really gets vocal when he starts fucking her. Her petite body looks good during the spoon and that pussy seems to be plenty tight. After such a long blowjob, the fucking seems really short, but it ends with a nice shot on her sexy face. (Plus another verse from the song.)
Mika Tan & Kyle Stone
The perfect Asian girl, Mika Tan is next. No cheer uniform though and that’s a disappointment. Instead she is busy stretching while Kyle Stone watches. He can’t watch for long though and gets his hands on her perfect body. Mika drops to her knees and takes his balls into her mouth like she loves them. Turning her attention to his cock she shows why she is my favorite girl right now. Kyle isn’t huge, but she deep throats him with so much room to spare that she can stick her tongue out and lick his balls. They move inside where he gets to taste her pussy. His tongue on her clit makes Mika crazy. Se get some good shots of her body and of her tight pussy when they open up. How can you not love a girl who has this big a smile on her face during a scene. Kyle pumps her pussy and makes those tits dance for us. When they take a break she starts sucking again. There is just something natural and fun about the way she attacks his cock and throws some ass licking int. Somehow she makes it seem like something that isn’t side show, but just part of the play. Watching he in reverse cowgirl is always fun and the energy level seems to have been turned up a few notches. In between positions Mika goes back to her knees for one of the best blowjobs you will ever see. If this doesn’t make you blow a load then you need to see a doctor because something is seriously wrong. Kyle slams her hard from behind and then feeds her a big load. Mika takes it on her face, sucks out every last drop and looks as sexy as can be.
Asia, Weed, Wesley Pipes & Julian St. Jox
Again no cheer uniform, but who cares? Asia is so tiny that she gets curled by Weed and Wes. They lift her up like she’s nothing and then take her inside for some fucking. They watch her jump up and down, turn around and show off the goods before putting her to work. With her mouth full of cock Asia is unable to talk and that leaves the guys free to pollute the soundtrack with a whole lot of boy-chatter. There are some nice shots of her body, but Asia seems uncharacteristically bored by the guys she is fucking. They even double team her, but the action is kind of lost. It almost plays like a BTS reel because the guys aren’t in sync and the shots are all off. The double pussy will please all of you who like dick rubbing, but overall this is a big waste of a really cute chick. Eventually there is some one on one anal that looks really good. Asia looks great with her legs spread and her ass pounded. Even the second round of DP seems to be better. It is just a little too late to really make things work. This whole scene needs to be re-cut. The facials are great and are spread out so what we get to watch her with cum all over her mouth as the next guy slams her asshole.
Rui (By process of elimination)
Bad cast ID has me wondering who this next girl is. She is cute and wears her uniform for a few minutes as she plays with her pussy. The scene isn’t very well lit and looks a lot like an amateur effort from a hotel room though. If you like the Asian cheerleader angle you might enjoy this short little scene.
Nakia
Another girl with no name gets frisked by a horny cop. He reaches under her skirt and plays with her pussy. He calls Julian over to help out and the topless cheerleader has to suck both dicks. This chick is cute and eventually tells us what her name is, but she is rather mechanical and bored as she moves her head from dick to dick. They put her on all fours and fuck her ass, but the sex is actually over really fast on this one. Consider this another throw away.
Daisy
Daisy has a very thick accent and has nipples that poke right through her top. We get more of the singing during a short semi-interview. Two guys come in to give this naughty Asian girl meat to work with. Though I love her body, the energy level here is just not enough to really spark my interest. Throw in some spotty camera work and I don’t think we really have the best of what this girl could do. The highlight comes when she takes the first load on her face and continues to get pounded by Kyle until he is ready to shoot on her as well.
Lucy Thai
If anyone can end things on a high note it is this beauty. Lucy has her hair in long ponytails and tries on a tight cheer uniform. She has to really bring her A game for this scene because there are three black guys waiting to pork her. They catch her leaving the audition with a bunch of DVDs hidden in her uniform. To make sure she doesn’t have anything else, they strip search her and cover her body with their mouths. Eventually she gets her amazing lips working on some big dicks, but we have to put up with Wes being Wes. (Meaning he won’t shut up and tries to ruin the scene.) That perfect body looks good from any angle. This scene was shot before Lucy lost weight so she still have big full tits and incredible legs. After some dick rubbing in the pussy, they make her air tight with one in the ass. This would be a really good time to hit the mute button because Wes is on another planet. (Maybe if he would stop chattering, he wouldn’t have to do so much pinching to keep himself hard.) I love the double penetration stuff here and Lucy is nearly as hot as Mika. Too bad the guys aren’t as good as she is and that their shots are so weak because this could have been even better than it is.
There are a couple of great scenes in this movie and a few that are forgettable. I picked up my copy for a really good price so I’m still pretty happy with the overall movie. It’s pretty much a compilation movie anyway so what sort of a batting average are we looking for? It would be great if every scene were perfect, but let’s hit the highlights shall we? Lucy manages to shine even when the guys are doing their best to fuck things up. Her body is perfect in this scene and she even manages to wear the uniform for a while. In fact, that is the biggest problem with this movie. The cheerleader appeal is quite low. They rarely even gave it a cursory nod. The guys are a bit of a mess at times too, but not so bad that they ruin the whole movie. Asia’s scene is good if you just focus on the second half and ignore the guys getting in the way. Arcadia gives us a pretty nice one on one scene. Of course the highlight of the day comes from Mika Tan. In fact, her whole scene is a highlight. No cheer uniform, but Mika’s body doesn’t need any costume. Her blowjobs in this scene are among her very best and should be mandatory viewing for any would-be porn chick. Yes, I have a lust for Mika that may border on obsessive, but fuck it. Her scene alone is worth the price of this DVD. The movie could be hotter, it could do more with the cheerleader stuff and the guys could be less annoying. On the other hand, it’s still a very solid stroke flick with one of Mika’s best scene. Hey, did I mention that Mika is hot and I want to bone her silly? Yeah maybe I did.
