Tim Von Swines Pork B-B-Q
MOVIE TYPE: Gonzo
146 Mins.
Shane’s World
www.ShanesWorld.com
DIRECTOR: Tim Von Swine
THEMES: Outdoor Sex
CONDOMS: None Noted
2006
5/06
STARS: Allie Ray, Georgia Peach, Savannah Stern, Emily, Chelsea Rae, Joey Valentine, Nakia,
Tim Von Swines Pork B-B-QREVIEW-
When Shane’s World signed Tim Von Swine to direct, I was a little confused. Tim is a very skilled shooter and quite the pervert, but shooting for SW? It just seemed odd to me. It still does to be honest, but as long as they let him have control we should be in for a good stroke flick. He’s certainly got the cast in place for a good time. Mixing in some semi-vets with some really fresh girls, Tim has more than enough hot meat to serve up to his guests. Hell Georgia Peach has enough ass to feed half the Valley if need be. I see that a number of my ADT friends showed up at the BBQ. Yeah, I see how that works Tim. My invite probably got lost in the mail right? In all seriousness Tim is probably just getting me back for standing up at Erotica LA. Sorry about that man. Maybe I can get back in the good graces and make it to the second BBQ.
Tim’s BBQ guests include hot chicks, porn meat slingers a couple of ADT’s finest. (MorbidThoughts and Bono). Savannah kicks off the action by showing her tiny boobies and taking Tea Reel’s dick into her mouth. (She’s eating raw meat at a BBQ? That seems a bit odd.) Within moments she has more dicks that most girls could handle. Her reaction? She sucks them all of course. Though she does a bit of the throat theatrics that make me want to turn my TV off, Savannah is a pretty cute girl who manages to make the mini blow bang pretty hot. Oral sex is contagious apparently because pretty soon all of the girls are sucking cock and waiting to take hot sauce in their mouths. There are a lot of facials for a bunch of hot chicks in bikinis. Kind of a sexy way to start off a movie.
Joey and Charlie apparently decided that this BBQ needs a little veggie action to balance things out. They play with each other while Sascha watches. He loves the way these two pretty babes warm each other up and then drops his dick into the mix. This is a very simple scene with two stunning young chicks. Why does this kind of stuff never happen at my BBQ’s? Both girls have similar bodies and good sexual energy. They share a big blast at the end of the action. Very, very hot.
The rest of the girls are playing outside. They try a little strip-Frisbee, but the games can’t compete with some good cock sucking. Georgia Peach and Savannah for some semi-clothed oral action. I really like the outdoor stuff with the girls bent over and getting fucked hard, but they move inside for some better angles. There is just something really sexy about the way Georgia fucks. She has a smile on her face and seems to know how to use her body for maximum pleasure. We can’t ignore Savannah either because she seems to have a serious fire burning between her thighs. They switch partners and as Savannah screams her way through some cowgirl, Georgia leans back and gets her fill of black dick. With that big white ass right there in the camera you just know that we’re going to se her take it between the cheeks. The equal-opportunity ass slut switches laps again so that both guys can go home after feeling the inside of her colon. I love the way she pulls her feet back past her shoulders for some deeper penetration. Savannah may not be an anal girl, but she doesn’t mind getting hit on her pretty face with two big loads of cum.
As soon as that action ends, the camera heads upstairs where Chelsea Ray is being fucked by Mark and Steve. There is a bit too much camera movement on this one, but Chelsea if sucking cute and takes two at once like she does it every day. She also has a pretty nice ass when we can see it around the two guys plugging her hot holes. That hot ass get opened up and she screams at them to fuck her in the butt. Since she is a bit of a quagger, the action gets better when both guys are plugging lower extremities. They give her a very good DP and then finish up with some one on one fucking. After taking it up the ass in piledriver, she wears a big load of cream while guy number two takes his final strokes in her tight young body.
Sexy little Nakia has apparently snuck into the party so she has to pay the price. That means taking on Brad Baldwin and Tone. She is very cute with perky tits and a nice face, but this girl doesn’t seem thrilled about sucking dick. Eventually the action. Eventually she picks up the energy and takes on both guys at once while everyone else just watches her go. Nakia becomes quite the little screamer as she gets slammed full of cock. The takes a load on her face and then continues to get fucked until the second wad is ready to pop on her mouth. Tim, brother, where did you find this girl and why isn’t she naked on my lap right now?
What is a good BBQ without left overs? The next day Tim has Kyle and Sean drop by to help take care of what’s left. That means some meat, some beer and oh yeah, a hot horny chick that just happens to still be there. Allie Ray is a whole lot finer than any leftovers I’ve ever had. They all go inside and she can hardly wait to get her mouth around Sean’s big meat. Kyle gets her shaved little pookie all wet for some serious penetration. Down on her knees Allie goes from one cock to the other with ease and absolute lust in her pretty eyes. When she bends over and takes Sean into her pussy you can see her really working it. Sure Kyle’s dick is in her mouth, but Sean is digging some serious tunnels. When the guys switch places you can see the lust in her eyes as she adores Sean’s big dick. Kyle does a pretty good job of pumping her slit as well. She is quite the little fuck bunny who takes on both guys with great energy. Kyle leaves his load on her face and she gets some one on one time with Sean.
Tim Von Swine to Shane’s World? Fuck yeah and it worked like a charm. He fires up the grill, invites his friends over and lets things happen from there. It isn’t quite the drunken frat-fest that we see in other SW movies, but it has a lot of the elements that make those movies work. We have a lot of pro porn guys running around slinging meat and they find plenty of young babes willing to take it. Georgia and Savannah are more than a little bit willing. They seem downright determined to suck every cock they see. I really like the girls in this movie and even more footage of them hanging out in bikinis might have made good tease. I would have enjoyed some more of the games and stuff I guess. Tough to complain overall though. This is a pretty nice little gonzo party movie with hot chicks good action and just a touch of the party game stuff that makes other SW movies work.
