www.Vivid.com
MOVIE TYPE: Feature
150 Mins.
173 Vivid
www.Vivid.com
DIRECTOR: B Skow
THEMES: Porn Stars
CONDOMS: None Noted
2006
5/06
STARS: Lux Kassidy, Chloe Dior, Samantha Ryan, Missy Monroe, Sara Stone, Kurt Lockwood, Marcos London, Nick Manning, Christian, Trent Soluri
REVIEW-
Who is Lux Kassidy? We are about to find out as she makes her video debut. (The box says it is her first video so let’s go with that.) This is a day in the life kind of thing and we’ve seen B Skow shoot movies like this for other girls. He did it with Lacie’s Life and I liked the results. Lux is a girls-only performer so the rest of the cast is going to have to carry the boy/girl action. That shouldn’t be a problem for Missy Monroe. She could probably handle every dick that Skow brings on board and then some. I’m a huge Sara Stone fan so I really hope that she is well used in this flick. If she and Missy get a chance to shine then Lux doing girls won’t seem like quite such a crime.
Lux shows up on set and is followed around through the fun world of porn. That sets the stage for her interview. Apparently she is only doing girls so it will be a slow start for the lovely magazine model. To get warmed up she does some solo stuff for us. We already know that she is gorgeous so this is perfect eye candy. Lux also touches herself in a way that makes me think she might actually be getting off when she tells us she’s cumming.
Lux & Samantha Ryan
We are led to believe that this is the first time Lux has ever been with another girl. I’, not sure I’m buying that one, but two beautiful blondes kissing each other on a bed is hot enough to make me not care. They tease for a bit and then act out the “scene” from the movie. It’s something about a cheating boyfriend, but I’m too busy watching lovely blonde girls suck on each other’s titties. (That’s actually the same thing I say to people on the phone when they catch me not listening.) There are beautiful long legs everywhere and the finger play really looks good. Samantha licks and fucks Lux like she’s really, REALLY attracted to her and that’s a huge turn on. I love the toy play here and there are plenty of extreme close ups of both girls to let us see exactly what their gynecologists get to see. There is a bit of strap on play, but that’s most tease.
Nick Manning shows up and is in full prick mode. (He’s acting.) He is verbally abusive to his assistant, Sara Stone. Eventually that turns into a very hot POV blowjob. I’m a big fan of Sara’s and love seeing her in any movie. Her freaking tits are amazing and on display here during the topless blowjob. She works the cock and takes a big load all over her lovely rack.
Chloe Dior & Nick Manning and Marcus London
For this scene, Chloe invites over two strippers and fucks them. It’s pretty simple and oddly unappealing. I don’t know why, but Nick’s arrogance couples with Chloe just kind of makes the whole thing feel like a twisted, exaggerated bad porno world. (Think David Lynch) We may have finally found a woman whose dirty talk is nearly as annoying as Manning’s. I think she is just trying to keep up with him, but after some really great action to this point, this scene just falls flat. It’s faux-energy and that is painfully clear. There are some decent shots along the way, especially when Chloe goes on her back, spreads those legs and beats her clit as she gets banged. It just goes on too long with lengthy gaps between the good stuff and what appears to be Chloe trying to out-Nick Manning. (No, not OUT Nick Manning, read it again please.)
Lux goes over the script and makes us all laugh. It looks like B Skow stole a script from one of the Vivid-alt sets or something. When Missy Monroe and Christian actually act out the dialog it really looks like an alt scene. Well it sounds like one, this one actually looks like it was shot by someone with talent and who likes girls. Missy is sporting a hot new cropped haircut and brings her usual sexual energy to the table. I love the way she sucks dick. It doesn’t hurt things when we see her tits hanging over the edge of the table as she tries to inhale every inch of his throbbing rod. I honestly hope she never goes in and has those boobs carved up. Watching them shake as she gets fucked is truly fantastic. Working hard in anal, she keeps up the heat and then slaps his cock with her tits. Missy, oh Missy the things I’ve love to do with that body of yours. This is the kind of scene that makes the last one seem even worse.
Chloe & Lux
Taking a break for a little behind the scene action, Lux gets her mouth on Chloe. This time Chloe has toned things down and concentrates on eating out Lux’s pretty little box. (No growling cavemen to get her way I guess.) Chloe spends an eternity between Lux’s legs and seems to do a very good job. Lux is ready to return the favor with the help of a toy. She slides it into Chloe’s well lubed hole and lights her up. These girls clearly enjoy each other and spend a really long time fucking with toys. I like this one because I’m really enjoying watching Lux at this point. Wow.
Kurt Lockwood is the pizza boy who delivers a pie to Lux and Samantha. The girls have him do penis tricks in exchange for a lesbian show. Kurt does the helicopter, the tuck and plays what I can only assume is a retarded gay delivery boy with frightening skill. There is so much focus on naked Kurt doing things with is dick that I had to check and make sure that this wasn’t’ actually a Vivid-alt title. At some point Samantha stops with the girl games and puts Kurt’s dick in her mouth. He drops the gay part of his character and gives her a very quick poke. After sitting through a couple of really long scenes this one plays way too short. Maybe it isn’t really, but it seems that way compared to the Chloe three-way. He pumps her pretty hard and leaves a big load all over her body. Samantha is very sexy and should be on your list of girls to watch.
Welcome to porn Lux. Here’s hoping you stick around for a while and decide to do guys at some point. She seems very comfortable on camera, has a lot of charisma and looks great naked. Her girl/girl scenes are very good and will probably all be great when she’s working with women as hot as Samantha. Missy adds a fantastic anal scene right in the middle of the movie. She seems to get hotter with each passing scene. I loved Sara’s POV blowjob, but can’t figure out why she vanished after just that one scene. The movie is fun and mocks some of the porn stuff we all love to laugh at. Manning and company certainly seem to be walking that fine line between reality and parody. Lux is the star here and even though she only fucks girls right now, she brings eye candy and personality to the movie from start to finish. It’s good and B Skow seems to have perfected this “welcome to porn” format. I look forward to move of these.