Great Big Asses 2
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
136 Mins.
Venom Digital Media
www.VEnomDigitalMedia.com
DIRECTOR: Jordan Septo
THEMES: Big Asses
CONDOMS:
2006
4/06
STARS: Tiffany Mynx, Naomi, Sophie Dee, Kyiele Haze, Kelly Broox,
REVIEW-
This movie is billed a clash of two of porn’s greatest asses and that is something to look forward to. Tiffany Mynx, long a legend for her incredible back 40 is back to take on the latest challenger to her throne. With these two women on the cover and the idea of a butt to butt match up, it would be hard to focus on anything else. These other girls will probably take a backseat so to speak. Perhaps some of them are the next generation of ass queens, but as they say, to be the best, you have to beat the best. So Tiff and Naomi are ready. Can anyone knock them down off the throne?
Naomi & Lee Stone
Naomi looks good on the couch, but we don’t really have time to admire her because Lee Stone comes in quickly. He doesn’t even really check out here ass that much. Instead he puts her oral skills to the test and finds that this young woman is hungry as hell for meat. She is breathless as she tries to stuff the whole thing into her mouth. Showing off her ass, she takes a quick ride in cowgirl. Lee rolls her over and lights Naomi up with some deep strokes into her pussy. The anal is the main event though so she gets on all fours for that. This gives us some decent ass shots, but the deep anal sex is really what everyone is going to notice. She is an impressive performer when she is on her game and with that huge cock between her cheeks, Naomi seems right in her element. He tosses her around, stuffs that beautiful ass and has her smiling from ear to ear. She takes a big load in her mouth and makes a strong case as the reigning ass queen.
Sophie Dee
Taking a break from the headliners we move to Sophie Dee. This British babe has a nice big ass and is ready to take on two cocks at once. I love her accent, but instead of dirty talk she pollutes the air with fake gagging and what sounds like her attempt to gargle broken glass. I don’t know who finds this shit remotely sexy, but it really takes away from what should be a pretty decent round of cock sucking. The guys seem more concerned with making her choke or smacking her with their scrip-rections than turning in a good scene. This scene is as dreary and boring as the first one was hot. They end up DP’ing her ass which is pretty decent if you can stand to sit through the wasted first half of the action. At least she can’t make those horrendous throat noises when the dicks are busy in her pussy and ass. They shoot big loads on her face, but this is basically a waste of a big ass.
Kyiele Haze & Sledge Hammer
Who the hell picked out this spelling for her name? If this girl goes on to make more than ten movies there will be at least a half dozen misspellings of that thing. She’s got odd tats on her tits and an ass that while not bad, certainly doesn’t compare to the others on hand. Sledge doesn’t seem to mind though because he’s interested in licking her sweet little box until it’s dripping and ready. She slides her body over his and covers his face with her pussy. They are so quiet that you can hear birds chirping in the trees and dogs barking. For some reason we never really get to see her inhaling that big cock which is a shame. They go for the ass shot when she rides his dick, but the energy level is so low here that it’s a wonder she didn’t fall asleep up on top of him. When she turns around, she rides with the same stunning lack of energy. He shoots into her mouth to end a very disappointing scene.
Tiffany Mynx &
We return to quality with Tiffany on the couch. This time we don’t have to worry about a lack of butt footage. The camera lingers on her fantastic ass for a long time as she spreads her cheeks and gets her pussy juiced up. Other than her fantastic ass Tiffany is also known as one of the best cock suckers in the history of smut. She takes his hard dick right into her mouth and puts on a great show. The blowjob could be longer, but at least it’s better than the last few. He starts fucking her pussy and Tiffany shows the kind of energy that can really carry the action. Eventually he works her ass and though we are looking at the front of her body instead of her butt, we still get to enjoy some stunning anal play. Tiffany turns around with his dick back in her pussy and finally lets us all stare at that gorgeous ass. This footage is worth the price of the DVD and should not be missed. I love the way she hops off and sucks him clean in between positions and this gives her a chance to shake that ass some more. In the end she sucks out a load and probably finishes out the last of the great footage we’re going to see today.
Kelly Broox & Lee Stone
Kelly is a nice looking blonde who has the misfortune of following a legend in this movie. Lee slides his face under her pussy to eat her while we get the ass shots. She is quite nice looking, especially in doggy as he pushes that long pole into her from behind. I like her energy and have to say that even after Tiffany, she is worth watching. Lee lifts her up to give us a different view of that ass and that just drives his cock deep into her tight little slit. I wouldn’t say that she has a big ass like the others, but it’s very nice and matches the rest of her cute figure. There is some great footage of her on the floor rocking her body back to fuck him in doggy. This alone is worth saving a load for and it is topped off by a great shot on her pretty face.
There are some really good scenes here and a few that aren’t so great. Obviously the two main draws give us the best action. Naomi looks fantastic and gives one of her better scenes overall. Tiffany is fantastic as always and shows off her great ass as well as her fine butt. Beyond these two scenes it’s hit and miss. Sophie is a pretty good performer, but this faux-rough sex disguised as energy is just so common and cheap. Kyiele just seemed bored, overwhelmed or maybe a bit of both. That doesn’t make for good porn unless you’re into lifeless chicks getting poked. (So you alt-porn fans will probably love it.) Kelly gives a pretty decent scene, but still has a ways to go before she’s in the same league with our headliners. Check this one out for a great Mynx scene, a really good Naomi scene and occasionally hot moments in between.