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MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

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Red Light District

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THEMES: Asian Girls

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2006

5/06

STARS: Tia Tanaka, Lana Croft, Keeani Lei, Keymore Cash, Max, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Wood, John Strong, Steve Taylor & Benjamin Brat

REVIEW-

Though he isn’t credited on the box, this is a Jake Malone movie. That means we should expect a couple of things. We should expect things to be a little on the rough side. Jake doesn’t always like to play nice and often encourages his male talent to take things into their own hands. We should also expect some good footage because he seems to like Asian girls almost as much as I do. I doubt if he could like a few of the cuties as much as I do though. Tia Tanaka is one of my favorite new girls of 2006 and if she isn’t careful I might just become completely obsessed before Vegas this year. We all know that Keeani Lei is cute enough to light up any room, but her scenes are not always as hot as she is. The other girls are kind of new so that gives us something to look forward to.

Keeani Lei & John Strong

Starting things out quickly, Keeani shows us her moves on the pole. She is a good dancer with a sweet little ass that looks really good stuck up in the air. Moving on to the interview phase, she talks a bit while using a big glass dildo on her ass. There is some silly A2M toy play that reminds us that we’re watching a girl do something for money. It just isn’t very interesting. They leave the dildo in there when the guy shows up so that he can help her with a little DP. Even that gets broken up when she shove both of them in her mouth at the same time. As cute as she is, I just can’t stomach the flow of drool coming out of her mouth as she tries to throw up her lunch all over John’s dick. It gets better when she just fucks, but this is still just such a waste of a cute girl. By the time she gets his dick buried in her ass, the heat has returned. Keeani is a hot talker with a cute body and an ass that can really take a pounding. There is a long anal that shows her off at her best. I think that we could edit this scene to keep the silly shit out and it would be really hot. Even the facial seems a bit freak show rather than just a natural progression of the action.

Keymore Cash & Ben Brat

Keymore is a Hawaiian mix with a big ass and tiny tits. She seems a bit uncomfortable with the dildo in her ass. There is a bit of a smile when Ben puts his dick into her mouth and that helps. As he gets a blowjob, Ben pushes the toy in and out of her tight asshole. They again fuck things up with A2M that is pointless and stupid. This new girl does her best to keep it interesting and at times even seems to get into the action. The problems come when we keep stopping. Why on earth would we want to stop good looking sex just to shove some shitty toy or dick into her mouth? Who gets off on that? Along the way we are treated to some very hot action as she sticks her ass high in air to let him pound away on both of her holes. As before, this is a scene with a lot of highlights, but a whole lot of stuff that probably should have ended up on the cutting room floor. They finish strong with standing doggy anal and a great shot on her pretty face.

Lana Croft & Manuel Ferrara

Filipina babe Lana went to school back home, but came to the US to go to college and do porn. The interview is a little dull and the constant camera movement gets a tad annoying. She finally gets a chance to go after some cock and she has her hands full. Manuel is quite well hung and she seems to enjoy the challenge. It barely fits into her hand, but she works the head with great skill and a smile on her pretty face. I love how vocal she is, but it is hard to hear her over his constant “yeah baby” chatter. That continues as they fuck and it never ends. That makes it hard to enjoy the action as she opens up and rides hard on his big cock. Apparently he likes fucking her so much that he has her stop in the middle, crawl upstairs and tease him. At least he gets off of his as and joins her to finish the fucking. It just gets kind of choppy until they finally finish with a big sticky facial shot.

Max & Mark Wood and Steve Taylor

Not much of an interview here, but there really isn’t much need for one. Max looks hot in her bikini and the guys are anxious to get fingers up inside of her hot hole. She looks up at them and talks dirty while stroking a cock in each hand. The finger play really gets her going and there seems to be some genuine heat coming out of this action. The guys stay mostly quiet as they move into another room to fill her at both ends. When they pull her on top we get a pretty good shot of her ass. People say this a lot these days, but Max has a pretty good set of cheeks for an Asian girl. Max arches her back nicely in doggy, but has to be rolled over before she gives up those sweet cheeks. That gives us a great view of the action and it doesn’t slow her down in the slightest. They give her a short DP and then feed her loads of cum one at a time. This is probably the best scene so far and shouldn’t be missed.

Tia Tanaka & John Strong

Tia is super cute and we get to stare at her body for along time as she is interviewed. She covers her first sexual experience (with a girl) and rubs her clit until her pussy is nice and wet. John brings his hard cock into the picture and Tia goes right after it. She knows exactly what to do and has him moaning with pleasure even before her tongue ventures down to his balls. She looks beautiful with a cock in her mouth, flashes some eye contact and avoids the fake gag mess that can kill a scene faster than directors who talk too much during the action. John slides his dick into her puffy pussy and doesn’t stop until he’s balls-deep in that sweet Asian slit. She takes a quick break to suck him clean before getting on top and slapping her body down against his. Her ass is off limits for now, but that doesn’t keep John from tossing this little spinner around and working that pussy over big time. I love the mix of tight and long shots because they give us such a stunning view of this amazing little hottie. The doggy shots are really spectacular. I love this girl and this is one of her best scenes to date. Holy fucking shit she’s hot.

This is like two totally different movies. The first few scenes are typical quag-fests with male talent getting in the way and the director talking just enough to make sure the head is drained right out of the action. OK, they aren’t totally ruined, but the first three scenes could use some serious chopping. If we cut out the stilly crap we would probably end up with something like the final two. In those scenes there is nothing to get in the way of the hot girls and great action. Tia gives us one of her best scenes to date. Max is new to me, but she really impresses in the two on one action. If we could go back and edit those first three scenes so that they look and feel like the final two then this would be one of the hottest Asian titles I’ve reviewed in a while. Instead it’s an uneven though still thoroughly strokeable effort from a guy who really does seem to love the Asian babes.

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