Rumour Had Em
MOVIE TYPE: Feature
88 Mins.
Sex Z
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DIRECTOR: Roy Karch
THEMES: Three-ways
CONDOMS: None Noted
2006
2/06
STARS: Aurora Snow, Herschel Savage, Rita Faltoyano, Nina Hartley, Tommy Gunn, Tyla Wynn, Exotica, Adrianna Nicole, Van Damage, Jay Ashley, Jim Beem
REVIEW-
I dig porn flicks that are spun from mainstream projects, even ones that come from stupid Hollywood flicks. That’s the case with this movie. I don’t know how many of you caught the Kevin Costner/Jennifer Aniston movie that was the inspiration for this project, but I promise you that if you missed it, your life is none the worse for it. In the adult version, Herschel Savage plays former jock and consummate playboy Frankie Rumour. When he comes to down for Tyla Wynn’s wedding, he is surrounded by a bunch of women he has fucked and one he hasn’t. Anyone want to guess what might happen? Along the way Roy Karch will weave a story that involves Nina Hartley, Aurora Snow and the aforementioned Ms. Wynn. Since the mainstream movie didn’t have much more than a two line idea to drive the plot, I’m sure we won’t be too upset by whatever story he throws in between the sex scenes. At the very least, we get to see Aurora Snow in a movie that shows off not only her sexual energy, but also her acting ability.
Herschel is town for Nina’s granddaughter’s wedding. They have been banging for twenty five years and she is ready for another round. Nina proves that she still knows how to work a cock with her talented mouth. Rolling her over, Herschel fills her up and brings out squeals of joy from his long-time lover. While they are busy going at it, Adrianna Nicole is listening from the bathtub. Apparently she and Nina are lovers so she joins the fornicating couple for some fun. The women are enjoying each other so much that Herschel is pretty much sidelined for several minutes as Nina fucks her girlfriend with a big metal dildo. The two blondes eventually share his cock for a pretty good blowjob. Adrianna wants that cock up her ass so she drops her pussy down on Nina’s face while Herschel pumps away. The action here isn’t bad, but by the time he drops his load on their waiting tongues, things are beginning to drag.
Aurora Snow shows up for the wedding as well. Her baby sister, Tyla Wynn is the bride to be. Tyla spills a family secret. Not only has Herschel been doing granny for twenty years. He also banged their mom and even nailed Tyla. That sets things up for later, but we have other wedding guest to watch fuck. Tommy Gunn and Rita Faltoyano sneak around to the back of the house and the beautiful girl can’t wait to put her mouth on his cock. You have to love the way she jerks him off and smacks her cheeks with the head of his dick. This time around there is no drag as Rita’s energy and her perfect body carry the action. She looks amazing taking dick from behind and provide some sexy cooing as he strokes deep into her folds. I guess they aren’t worried about being caught, because she even works her ass over his dick with reckless abandon. Rita licks up his cum and jerks out every drop before finishing things off.
While Aurora gets the full story from her grandma, Herschel keeps busy with yet another of his conquests, Exotica, who happens to be Aurora and Tyla’s aunt. Watching them will have to wait though. Tyla’s fiancé, Jim Beem, shows up with a second guy (Jay Ashley) to make her three-way fantasies come true. She looks spectacular as they strip her down and dive right in. Jay grabs her head a lot and tries to force his cock down her throat. Tyla actually takes it with such ease that she doesn’t even gag. In fact, she takes both dicks easily, letting her man fucks her hard from behind while she keeps sucking. This is a very hot scene with Tyla looking great and fucking the like the underrated super slut she is. They work on her ass and just like her other two holes it opens wide for cock. The DP footage is hot, but very short. Fear not though, Tyla takes big loads on her face. Jim is going to have a good time being married to this nasty babe.
Aurora goes down and puts the moves on her “Uncle Frank” and her man sees them heading off together. Poor Van might be upset, but Exotica apparently didn’t get enough from Herschel. She quickly pulls him into her embrace. Van gets a mouth full of those huge tits and seems ready to forget about his cheating girlfriend. Her lips working his cock certainly make for a nice distraction. We get some really nice blowjob footage here as she bobs her head on the tip and works the shaft with her hands. She leaves her stockings on as she starts fucking him, working her pussy up and down his hard cock. I don’t think it would ever be a good idea to cheat on Aurora, but at least Van is having some fun while she is off waxing the family man-pole. He pulls out of some hot looking mish and shoots all over her face.
Deciding that she doesn’t want to be the only woman in the family Herschel hasn’t fucked, Aurora puts it all on the table for him. He isn’t insane so naturally he says yes and joins her in the bedroom. She coos beautifully as she feels his tongue work between her parted thighs. Not totally naked, Aurora deep throats his cock with such ease that the fake gag sounds are just way out of place. We all know that she gives great head and I only wish that the angle has been better so that we could se the look in her eyes instead of just the profile. Moving to her pussy, Herschel fucks her missionary as Aurora slowly raises her legs. She pulls of a great move here, removing her shoes as he slams into her. Flipping her over, he warms up the doggy with some vag, but eventually slides right into her asshole. This is kind of a romantic scene, but the anal action is still hot with lots of beautiful shots of her body. Aurora has been out of the action fro a while, but she clearly hasn’t missed a beat. Throwing one leg high in the air during spoon she works her hips to stroke Herschel’s cock. One has to wonder if he’s comparing her to her mother, grandmother, aunt or sister as he drives his dick into her hot young ass. He finishes her off with a shot on the mouth. Karch definitely saved the best scene for last.
There isn’t as much story as one might expect from this movie. It’s basically a long set up for the final Aurora fuck. I guess whole paternity mix-up story line would have been a tough one to pull off in an adult feature. Still, it might have been fun to see a bit more than this. The sex scenes are pretty good, especially compared to other X-rated features. Tyla’s three-way is quite a spirited romp, even with the abbreviated DP. Surprisingly enough, there isn’t a full girl/girl scene in this movie. One would think that there would almost have to be, but Nina’s three-way is as close as we get. Aurora’s scene is worth waiting for. She looks as beautiful as ever in this movie and handles her dialog flawlessly. After watching Aurora take Herschel in her ass during the final scene one has to wonder why he waited to bang her last. Maybe he, like Karch just wanted to save the very best for last.