Dragon Pink
MOVIE TYPE: Anime
85 Mins
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THEMES: Anime
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2006
1995
Dragon Pink
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REVIEW-
This is a three episode disc with very little actual sex. It’s the kind of thing that caters to a specific audience. It combines monsters, magic and some odd elements of anime sex. There also seems to be a bit of back story that takes a while to get used to. The characters seem to be part of a game that has some D & D elements. (It hurts to even type that because I know just enough about it to feel really, really geeky.) It’s an odd little mix, but let’s see how it turns out. It just might be worth the ride.
After completing a mission, the team takes a little time off. Pink wants some clothes, but is saddened to find that many of the shops won’t sell to “her kind.” Apparently cat sluts aren’t as popular in this world as they are in ours. No worries, a bit of sex is all she needs to make he smile. It isn’t a great animated scene and it’s very soft-core. I think that the story telling is really the strength of this movie and all of the sex is probably going to look like this.
Our team for heroes is wrongly accused of kidnapping young girls and stealing their souls. To clear their names, they agree to hunt the actual soul steals and venture into the woods to save the missing girls.
Face to face with the witch in charge of kidnapping the girls (That seemed incredibly easy) the team finds itself in a long, epic battle. This is interesting stuff if you’re into magic and mythology, but I have a feeling that most porn audiences will find that it takes a long time for the sex to come back to the story. There is a little bit of masturbation as one of the heroes falls under a perpetual lust spell, but that’s about it for this episode.
The second adventure opens with Santa tying up Pink and using her for bait in a monster trap. When the creepy crawly is all over her, they kill it with a fire spell. What does this have to do with sex? Very little unless you’re into the bondage and struggling aspects.
Things get really strange later when they go out hunting for tiny little fairies. Apparently the sexual juices are of value so they have to use a mushroom to fuck the poor little creature. (This is just fucking bizarre.)
While they are out, Pink is sold to a sadistic master who plans to sacrifice her to a monster. First she is abused sexually by a chain and that’s just about as strange as the whole mushroom fairy thing. The monster is this hot vampire looking chick who makes short work of the first sacrifice before turning her attention to Pink. She fingers her and what little penetration we get is pixilated. Sexually abused, Pink is about to be killed when her friends arrive. They do battle once again and emerge victorious at the past possible moment.
Covering all of the bases, the third episode finds our heroes stumbling upon a monster with a big probing tongue to violate his young prey. They watch him devour a poor girl and then he gets his slimy stuff all over pink. There isn’t much here, but we do get a classic line. “Get your nasty tongue off my sex toy.” Is certainly good for a few laughs. They also slip a sex scene in on us. To help replenish her powers, one of the team members needs a quick shag from the other. Nothing great sexually, but it is a non-pixilated blowjob.
They have to go and save the other victims from the horrible beast. That leads them into a dungeon where horrible traps, plot twists and sex crazed villains appear. How about a dildo cobra that secretes a venom that kills you with pleasure. It penetrates Pink’s orifices and makes her insane. As usual, things get really bad before the heroes finally save the day.
I found myself wondering why there was explicit sex of any kind in these episodes. There isn’t enough to really make it appealing to most adult audiences, even those used to the anime style. What little sex there is often is shot with a soft core edge or even ends up pixilated. Even though I found it to be rather tame sexually, with just enough of a taste on occasion to be interesting, I kept watching because the stories were fun. So if you like this kind of odd animation, give it a look. If you’re looking for sexual thrills, there are much, much better animated titles.
