A Sperm-Load a Day (Keeps the Doctor Away)
A Sperm-Load a Day (Keeps the Doctor Away)
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MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
315 Mins.
Jules Jordan Video
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DIRECTOR: Erik Everhard
THEMES: Blowbangs, Anal Sex
CONDOMS: None
2007
11/06
STARS: Annette Schwartz, Rebecca Linares, Chelsie Rae, Barbie Cummings, Erika, Lara Stevens,
REVIEW-
Before we even start this review, let’s put one thing on the table. Five fucking hours? Are you kidding me? When the running times hit three hours I thought that we were done. Now Everhard is pushing us up over five hours. That’s a whole lot of porn. Like so many of these marathon movies, Everhard’s Spermload features additional action thanks to a series of mope blowbangs. The girls get to do small group scenes or one on ones followed by (or preceded by) the blowbangs. There are some great looking women in this cast and it looks as if Everhard has done some little set ups. That always helps a little bit. Anyone can throw a girl to the mopes, but having a cute little set up can add a bit of fantasy to what can easily become side-show sex. Since many of you like that kind of action, you probably don’t care what kind of set up we get. So long as the girls get choked, the guys rub their cocks together and we get some spoon-fed pops, you guys will be happy.
Annette Schwartz
Professor Holmes is teaching his class about the throat. Annette is the only woman in the class so she agrees to be a guinea pig. She gets on her knees and easily deep throats the first cock in front of her. Pretty soon the whole class is standing around this nasty little blonde and she is learning that mope cock tastes better going down than it does coming up. If you like blow bangs, then sit back and enjoy Annette doing what she does best. There is a ton of throat theatrics which leaves me cold faster than just about anything these days. Some of the camera angles aren’t exactly flattering, but this is a blow bang. Annette shows great energy and a willingness to swallow just about anything. That’s what really matters in the end. She takes each load and gargles loudly as every mope in the room finishes her off.
Now she gets to be fucked by the least mopey of the guys. Holmes, Everhard and Tee Reel lead the way through a furious mini-bang. Annette likes it rough and actually begs to be choked. The intense gagging and blow bang style sex continues. This time around they add some double penetration to the mix. Annette can take anything, including some serious dick rubbing inside of her pussy. They also double stuff her the old fashioned way, working her asshole as hard as they can. She is very loud, takes cock in every hole and manages to make this side show sex pretty hot. As she did at the end of the blowbang, she takes every load in her mouth and loudly gargles with sperm just to make sure we all get it. It isn’t for me, but if you like this kind of stuff, Annette will leave you breathless with this off the wall fuck.
Erika & Erik Everhard
Lovely Erika is enjoying an ice cream cone at poolside. This makes for fantastic tease footage and she licks it like she knows we’re all stroking our cocks. Erik shoots her fantastic body for a good long time and we get to watch her drip the cool dairy treat all over her creamy skin. They finally head inside where she finds something a little less fattening to suck on. She does a fantastic job of working that hard meat stick with her hands and mouth. This is the kind of girl that makes everyone want to beat their meat just watching her swallow sword. She gets all worked up and ready to fuck like crazy. We get some fantastic ass shots as she works her hips on that stiff rod. Once he gets started, Erik doesn’t let up. He drops the hammer on Erika and has her panting in no time. This is a surprisingly good sex scene. I just wasn’t expecting this kind of great energy from such a pretty new girl. Erik goes POV for a while and Erika really connects with the audience thanks to some hot eye contact. They take it home with a great blowjob and Erika eats his load like a star in training.
Rebecca Linares
The boys from I.N.S. scour the city looking for girls who don’t have their papers in order. They bust a house where Rebecca is busy servicing her employer. When they arrive, the guy makes the squad an offer they can’t refuse. Since Rebecca doesn’t want to be deported, she opens up her mouth and tries to make every guy in the room really happy. Though they start with her mouth, the guys soon move on to Rebecca’s other inviting orifices. Rebecca is a very vocal fuck who get tossed around by the guys like she’s a rag doll. When she settles down to fuck, we get some great ass shots as she works her hips and really shows off that body. She turns around and has the dick in her ass now. Nothing seems to slow this hot babe down. If every undocumented immigrant looked like Rebecca and fucked like this, then illegal immigration wouldn’t be the political hot potato that it is. When the wave of main guys is finished, the mopes com in to give her a blowbang finish. In any language, mopes getting gag-fested is a bit of a let down. At least Rebecca makes it fun to watch.
Disc Two
Chelsie Rae
Cashing in on the poker craze, Everhard has Steve Holmes getting in over his head at the table. He goes all in on a hand and ends up having to give his pretty daughter over to the rest of the guys as payment. To help daddy keep the house and car, the pretty blond agrees and finds herself at the center of a circle of cock that might kill a lesser slut. I love the way she looks, but the mopes just shove her face around and Chelsie ends up doing the fake gag train while the camera searches for a halfway decent angle. They fill her mouth and cover her pretty face with cum, but if mope porn isn’t your thing, then there are better examples of this girl’s heat. Since Holmes isn’t her real father he is able to slip in and feed his cum-covered step daughter his long cock. Sharing with a friend, Steve helps finish what his poker pals started. The three-way action with Everhard and Holmes is a lot better than the blowbang. They fill her holes with dick and she loves every thrusting inch. There is some DP footage here that is just perfect. This girl really shows off her great sexual energy as the scene finishes. No blowbang needed here, just one hot chick, some hard cocks and great fucking.
Barbie Cummings
Steve is going to get married to Barbie Cummings and Erik is on hand to film it. This isn’t going to be a normal wedding though. The bride is half naked and when it comes time for people to voice any objection, we find out that she has sucked every dick in the place except for one poor sucker. They quickly rectify that by putting a black dick in the bride’s mouth, but one isn’t enough. Once Barbie gets a taste, she has to have more. Pretty soon a full blown blowbang has erupted. Barbie is a nice looking blond and the bridal lingerie certainly adds to the occasion. The guys do WAY too much fucking talking during the action, but this bride to be shows that she can handle three at a time thank to her double fisted sucking action. Her pretty face takes all the cum they have to offer. As blowbangs go, it’s pretty fucking hot.
When the mopes finish with her, Barbie needs a serious wedding day fucking. She takes on three hard cocks and looks like she loves every pulsing inch. We get more of the blob bang gag shit, but along the way also get to watch this leggy blonde plugged in every hole. She really has a wonderful ass and it is on display when she is face-down getting pounded. The anal action here is especially hot. If this wedding day fuck is any indication, Holmes is in for one hell of a nice marriage. Pretty Barbie eats this second round of cum loads with a beautiful smile.
Laura Stevens
When Laura shows at Steve’s with flowers, he gives her the romantic treatment. No he doesn’t! He sticks his cock in her mouth. Once he is done popping her for a few minutes, Steve sends her into the next room. There is a second guy waiting in another room to take a shot at this pretty girl. Laura is ready to take on more than one and spreads her legs wide to let one cock drill her tight ass. After being so well warmed up, taking on three at once is no problem. She ends up giving us some air tight action that includes deep, hard DP. When even that isn’t enough, the guys double up in her holes and double stuff her anus. I know people get upset when I point this out, but these guys are basically just rubbing their cocks against one another while destroying her colon. We get to see the results of this kind of extreme anal annihilation when we see that massive gaping ass. For the finish, the guys nut in her butt and then watch as it oozes into a spoon. That’s right sports fans, she eats it up. Ewwww and no thanks.
This movie works for those of you who like the harder sex/blowbang stuff. Everhard pulls out all the stops on that end. The final anal creampie into the spoon thing is just stomach churning. He has chosen a perfect cast for this type of sex. They are all attractive, with a few stunners in the mix. Every one of them handles the action with ease. Lots of girl can do these scenes with the A-List, but even the mope blowbangs come off without a hitch. It also works as a straight sex movie with funny set ups. The bride, the poker bet, the INS; all of these simple additions really make the sex more fun to watch. There isn’t a weak performance in this movie and that is rare these days. Barbie’s bridal bang was really hot, but I happen to have a thing for that fantasy. (Wedding videographer and all.) Erika may be the most stunning woman in the cast and fucks like a beast. Annette and Rebecca already have solid fan bases and you can see why after their scenes. There is a lot of stuff I don’t like here. The gagging, the dick rubbing, the general mopish behavior, they are all part of the business now. I could do without that and I still say that five hours is too long for a movie like this. Even with those things working against it, “Spermload” gets an A and a very solid one at that. If you like these harder elements, crank that rating up and enjoy a movie that should have you stroking for days on end.
