Facial Demolition
MOVIE TYPE: Oral Sex
207 Mins.
Jules Jordan Video
www.JulesJordanVideo.com
www.JulesJordan.com
DIRECTOR: Jules Jordan
THEMES: Facials
CONDOMS: None
2007
11/06
STARS: Kaylynn, Jasmine Byrne, Tiffany Mynx, Veronica Lynn, Luci Thai, Julea London, Courtney Cummz, Mya Luanna, Mary Jane, Nautica Thorn,
REVIEW-
Last week we saw Jules Jordan’s take on the POV genre. Now it’s time to see his entry into the blow bang pool. This isn’t my favorite genre of porn, but it is hard to imagine this movie being anything but brilliant. It has Jules behind the camera and that is as close to a sure thing as we have in porn today. He’s got a great eye for what the strokers want to see and adds a certain level of eye candy to even his hardest stuff. Even more important that Jules’ obvious talents is the fact that he has a can’t-miss cast. I don’t know how long he has been collecting these scenes, but he’s got an amazing list of women lined up for this effort. We’ve got classic oral artists like Tiffany Mynx and Kaylynn. We’ve got current porn queens like Jasmine Byrne and Courtney Cummz. Throw in Luci Thai, Nautica Thorn and Mya Luanna and how can we go wrong?
Kaylynn
Kaylynn gets right to the point, writing a note that reads “Fuck my Face” and showing it Jules. He just happens to have some guys at his house with their cocks out, so Kaylynn gets what she wants. Unless you have been under a rock for a long time, you already know that this sexy woman is one of the hottest oral artists in the business. She attacks this circle of cock with her mouth and handles them easily. Some girls can handle a lot of cock and other girls thrive on it. Kaylynn looks like she is having a blast. She smiles, strokes and sucks every piece of meat thrust towards her face. When the sperm starts flowing, she wears it with a beautiful smile. Kaylynn keeps her eyes closed and has to ask who each guy was after they empty their sacks. This is a great blow bang from a true sexual superstar.
Tiffany Mynx
From one big-ass superstar to the next, we move on to Tiffany Mynx. We all know how damn hot she can be and with a room full of hard cocks to play with, the twinkle in Tiff’s eyes is hard to miss. As good as Kaylynn is, Tiffany is just ask skilled with her lips. It is pretty tough for her to fit in any talking with so many cocks to suck, but Tiffany throws out a little hot dialog in between throat fucks. When she gets them all wet from the head to the base, Tiffany focuses on some great ball sucking. She rubs her face on their junk, tonguing balls like she is ready to eat them raw. As much fun as the blow bang is, Tiffany really shines when she gets to focus on just one cock at a time. There is some great deep throat action here before she goes back to the center of the cock circle. The cum starts flowing and the guys don’t stop until Tiffany’s face is totally glazed. This is one of the best facial finishes I have ever seen. Tiffany’s a fucking star and Jules should be making room on his shelf for an award after this one.
Veronica Lynn
I like Veronica Lynn and she looks REALLY good in this scene. Two guys show up to put her through her paces. Since she really wants to have her face fucked, we have to endure a bit of the sea-life gagging that we have thus far avoided. Veronica still looks amazing and takes a whole lot of dick into her pretty face. As much as I hate those quagging sounds, Veronica is impossible not to like. When she isn’t turning her throat inside out, she spreads hot dirty talk throughout the room. The popshot close out the scene perfectly. We need to see more of this pretty lady.
Luci Thai
Speaking of pretty women, check out Luci here. I don’t know if this scene is a little older or not, but she has more meat on her, fuller breasts and looks good enough to eat. Her full lips are every bit as gorgeous as her great tits. She manages to take quite a big of cock without having to gag. See how hot it can be when a girl spends her times sucking instead of sounding like a dying water fowl. Since there are only a couple of guys for Luci to work with, we get some great one on one action. She knows how to put on a show and the blowjob footage is perfectly captured. I forgot just how hot Luci is and we all owe Jules a big thank you for putting her back where she belongs, on the receiving end of massive facial cumshots.
Julea London
Jules seems to like shooting this girl and you can’t blame him. He follows her around for a while, peeking under her skirt and commenting on just how hot she is. After the first several scenes in this movie, this one almost feels like a let down. It isn’t of course, but Julea isn’t quite in the same league with Kaylynn, Luci or Tiff. Give her time though. She certainly has the face, body and skilled mouth to take her a long way. Jules moves the camera down low for some less than flattering angles of the action as this naughty young girl makes mope meat vanish immediately. Give her a lot of credit for hanging with the big girls and for the way she verbally coaxes loads of the throbbing pricks in her face. Great facials for Julea at the end.
Jasmine Byrne
Back to the big names we go. Jasmine Byrne looks great in every movie, but Jules has her looking particularly mouth watering as she makes her way up the stairs. She is hungry for cock and loves the big ones. Those lips are every bit as juicy as Luci’s and she puts them to excellent use. The only thing that mars an otherwise perfect scene is some over-zealous face fucking that kicks off an unnecessary quag-fest. Even through all that gagging, she manages some great deep throat and looks like a walking wet dream. The guys enjoy some of the best head on the planet and then gang up on her for a big pasty finish. This is another highlight reel scene with a brilliant multiple-pop climax.
Courtney Cummz
Dressed a sexy fire captain, Courtney is ready to heat things up. Looking as hot as ever, Courtney drops right to her knees and goes to work. There are some big boys in this group so she ends up gagging and coughing as she moves her way around the circle. She stands up at one point to give us a nice look at her body. Apparently Courtney is a big on balls. She sucks some and spends a lot of time holding and caressing the nads a bit. This is a great way to start disc two and once the hoses start spurting, Courtney puts her face right in the way of the spray. If you like pretty girls getting really nasty with extreme facial play, then you’re going to shoot almost as hard as the mopes do here. In a movie filled with great looking girls glazed over, Courtney is one of the very best.
Mya Luanna
Mya looks good in her lingerie and is ready to start sucking. Two lucky guys get a chance to stuff her mouth with hard dick. Mya talks dirty while stroking the meat towards her face. I love the way she sucks more than she can handle without gagging. More eye contact would be nice, but it is hard to fault another great oral scene. At one point she is sitting between the two guys, stroking them both and talking like she’s trying to make them nut without ever getting back into her mouth. She is so proud of her hand action that she ends up jerking for a good long time before getting a pair of huge loads shot all over her face.
Mary Jane.
If you like girls who are into having fun and looking cute, then Mary Jane’s scene may be one you want you watch closely. She talks to Jules before the scene about how much she loves a hard dick in her mouth and that smile can warm your heart. Jules goes a little crazy with the camera movement during this scene. It’s too bad because Mary goes right in after their balls and doesn’t stop until every inch of their privates have been coated by her loving tongue. Though he gags a bit from time to time, Mary looks like she’s having fun and manages to give us yet another great blowjob. The guys like her so much that they want to check out her ass for a while. It is her face that earns the cum though. Little Mary Jane plays with herself as the guys unload all over her. Even with her eyes plastered shut, she moves her head back and forth between the two cocks, leaving streamers as she thanks them.
Nautica Thorn
Thank you Jules. Thank you for saving Nautica Thorn for last. She looks amazing her long black dress and sexy mask. There is some nice tease as she shows off the great curve to her back. Nautica continues to tease the guys through their pants before finally getting down to some cock sucking. With her mask and long gloves still on, she adds a sense of mystery and a touch of fetish to a brilliant group blowjob. She licks them gently and uses the gloved hands to slowly stroke them. It a slower blowbang, but Nautica pulls it off because she is so fucking easy on the eyes. When she gets rid of the mask, we get some great eye contact and a look at that beautiful face. She looks right into the camera and works her tongue over some lucky balls like she knows perfectly well that we’re all jerking off to her. The guys finally stand up and let Nautica squat between them for a while. Now she can really open things up and bob that pretty heat on a hard knob while stroking two others. The guys like her so much that they have to try out the pussy as well. It is never a bad thing when Nautica arches her back and takes a cock from behind. Somehow Nautica makes this look easy as she gives us something white hot from start to finish. Ready for a taste of perfection? The guys have tons of sperm to blast her with. Nautica closes her eyes and gets glazed like she’s been swimming at the Krispy Kreme factory. Fucking A! Thank you Jules.
I had incredibly high expectations for this movie and it met every single one of them. Jules does what he does best and that’s always a good thing. If we need to find something to nitpick about it would be that some of the scenes are shot from low angles too often. That’s a reach though. Even the usual stumbling blocks aren’t in place here. For a blowbang movie there is very little fake gagging. In fact, stretching to find out what’s ‘wrong’ with this movie is just too much effort. It’s a great movie from start to finish. The girls are hot, the sex is energetic and I don’t remember the last time I saw better facials. Tiffany and Kaylynn add great scenes to their already impressive resumes. Nautica and Luci remind us all why we love hot Asian girls so much. (OK, they remind ME why I love them so much.) Anyone who loves facials will love this movie. Anyone who loves any of the girls in the cast will love the movie. Oh fuck it, just pick up a copy and love it for yourself. There isn’t a weak scene in the bunch and it will take something truly earth-shattering to keep it from winning Best Oral-Themed Release for 2007.
