Elastic Assholes 5

MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

229 Mins.

Jules Jordan Video

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DIRECTOR: Mike John

THEMES: Anal Sex, A2M, Euro Babes

CONDOMS: None

2007

12/06

STARS: Keeani Lei, Chelsie Rae, Mia Bangg, Annette Schwarz, Natalia, Tera Joy & Claudia

REVIEW-

The lat Mike John movie I reviewed was off the charts hot. Since no one gets an A+ every time, one has to wonder if this will be a huge step down or if he has to settle for a plain old A. If this movie has to rely on the strength of the anal action, it should be fine. There are some seriously stretchy anuses in the cast. Mia Bangg, Annette Schwarz and Keeani Lei know how to relax their sphincters and invite everyone to a backdoor party. If Mike can get any kind of energy from the Euro-babes in the group, it should be a good movie.

Keeani Lei

There is just something about Keeani Lei that turns me on every time I see her. She slowly drops her pants and works a finger right up into her ass. OK, I don’t need to see her taste it, but the butt shots are sure nice. After the tease, Steve Holmes comes in. Rather than starting off with some gagging, he actually goes down on the pretty young Asian babe, bringing squeals of joy from her pretty lips. The blowjob is actually pretty short the first time around and doesn’t have any of the usual gagging Keeanni brings to the table. Steve is anxious to fuck her, but gives it to Keeani in long, slow strokes. This is an interesting scene. We’re used to seeing gonzo shooters just turn guys loose on girls so that they can relentlessly pound them. Holmes actually works Keeani into a frenzy slowly here and there is something really fucking hot about it. Even the anal seems more for her pleasure than for his. I’m pretty fond of this scene actually. It is a nice change of pace to see someone really enjoying himself while boffing this petite cutie. Don’t worry though; they do pick things up quite a bit. Keeani rides hard with that huge dick in her ass and proves that she can really take it. There is even room in that tight ass for a few fingers as he digs tunnels in her back yard. In the end Steve pulls her on top for RCA and takes full advantage of her spinner status. Somehow she manages to take it deep and never flinches as the last quarter of the scenes becomes an A2M gape-fest. Keeani caps it off by taking a facial shot and swallowing as much cum as she can get into her mouth. I love this girl and this is one of her best scenes overall.

Mia Bangg & Steve Holmes and

Mia Bangg is a filthy girl with big tits and a great ass. She often shows up in movies that specialize in either of these two body parts. Mike does have her showing off that ass with some serious booty shaking tease footage. The tease switches briefly to her tits before the guys come in to finish what she started. It is really nice to see Mike throw in some good tease. The guys take care of the action quickly, stuffing her mouth and pulling her bikini bottoms aside to fill that pussy. Holmes and Everhard double team the busty prick cushion and give her a serious workout. With so much meat, she is bound to gag and the guys certainly power fuck her throat a bit. Mia likes this treatment and is thrilled when the guys double up on her holes, pumping her big ass while her pussy stretches. I love a good solid DP scene and Mia really makes this one work. Mia can be fun to watch and she is just that in this scene. There is some great action and once the guys settle in, they don’t let up on her. After watching the guys dump their loads onto her face we get to enjoy the sight of Mia clapping that ass for us one more time.

Chelsie Rae & Steve Holmes

I really like this girl. She’s a cute blonde who gets really filthy when she wants to. Steve Holmes gets a good look at her and just has to shove a dildo into her bikini covered ass. Unafraid of his big cock, she slides it right into her mouth and starts sucking. He starts fucking her pussy, but we already know that he’s really more interested in her back door. I have seen her look a little more energetic, but Chelsie takes every Steve has to offer in her tiny ass. He pulls her up and has her bouncing on his big dick. That makes for great anal sex. The RCA is especially hot looking with her legs flopping around in the air as Holmes stretches that tight back door. Chelsie struggles a bit at time, but that should be expected with such a huge cock. In the end she gets a big load fired all over her face and then gives Steve a final shot at a few strokes in her ass.

Annette Schwarz & Steve Holmes and Erik Everhard

Sticking with the bikini theme, Mike has Annette in the back yard in a little blue number. She uses a glass dildo on her ass, licking it clean just to show us that…what exactly? That her ass is clean enough eat from? That she likes the taste of feces? Seriously, someone explain to me the appeal of A2M on a toy? She ends up leaving it in her ass as she walks into the house, showing off her lovely ass. At least Steve does a bit of A2M himself, proving that some guys also like the taste of ass on glass. Annette is now between two big cocks and she loves it. Earlier in the week I marveled at Mika Tan’s deep throat skills and wondered if anyone was nearly as good as she is. Well, Annette swallows Holmes to the root AND shoves his balls in her mouth at the same time. I would say that qualifies as a contender. After that kind of oral action we can only imagine what the anal is going to be like. Her energy is really good, but there is just way too much choking in this scene for my taste. Steve spends as much time with his hand on her throat as he does with his cock in her mouth. Not that it bothers Annette. She takes it all in stride and has better than average energy in this scene. The guys double up on her and we get another really nice round of double-stuffed slut footage. What I really like about this scene is the variety of footage we get. We get the tight shots of course, but there are also longer shots that let us enjoy Annette from every angle. Note also the camerawork and editing. Mike uses some smooth moves, but also cuts when necessary. I hope the copycat directors who are currently moving constantly will watch this and realize how a truly skilled shooter does it. Annette doesn’t always thrill me with her scenes, but she never fails to take whatever the guys can dish out. (Like Belladonna really) In this scene she has good energy, works up a great sweat and eventually eats two loads of cum. The post-pop anal pump stuff will add some side show appeal I guess. I’m already searching for disc two before she ever sticks that fucking thing in her mouth.

Claudia & Steve Holmes

Petty brunette Claudia is ready to roll. She drops her top and rubs her nipples right before our eyes. Steve shows up and instantly starts treating her like a bowling ball. Everyone count down with me from ten until he shoves her fingers into her mouth. (Boring Sidney, boring) Steve goes right for her ass with his cock, but stops after a few strokes to make her taste it. This is where the act (A2M) becomes so much of a focal point that it takes away from the sex. It’s fetish stuff and if you aren’t into A2M for sport, then it will be totally lost on you. Worse than that, it wastes a very pretty girl and a lot of sexual potential. In come some other guys and Claudia’s mouth is just too busy to worry about tasting her own fecal matter. This is when the scene gets really good. She moves her mouth from cock to cock while her backdoor stays filled with hard cock. Claudia has a nice body and a particularly well shaped ass. She also has a gorgeous face and it is nice to see that the whole scene doesn’t get lost in a sea of freak show shit. They pic
k her up for some standing DP footage that is really hot. She is also quite a cum swallower. After a slow start, this one picks up in a very big way.

Natalia & Guys

Eighteen year old Natalia shows a lot of promise. She has a thick accent, a pretty pussy and the kind of face that every guy wants to cum all over. Three guys come in and Natalia is very busy. She reminds me a little bit of Crystal Wilder (Wow, that takes us back.) but with an even prettier face. Three cocks keep her working hard, but with three orifices waiting, the guys eventually figure out that she would be best air tight. There are some really nice shots when she looks directly into the camera with a cock in her mouth. They stand her up for some vertical DP that looks really good. Sometimes the Euro-babes lack energy and have that whorish gloss-over thing. That isn’t the case with Natalia . She fucks like she means to do some serious bodily harm. At the end of this energetic scene, she takes massive cum loads on her face. The guys cover her chin, mouth and cheeks and there is still some left for her big tits. I really like Nat.

Tera Joy & Guys

Tera doesn’t speak much English, but she has a horny pussy and that is what mattes. She is almost frantic as she plays with herself. Mike has to get her some dick before she just explodes. After only a few minutes of oral, the guys are pounding away on her holes and making her thighs quiver. The sex is good looking and energetic. That’s really all we can ask for. There is something missing here that we saw from Natalia , but that doesn’t stop Tera from being one hell of a hot fuck. At one point she attacks a cock with her mouth like a dog chewing on a steak. If she used teeth she just might rip it from his body. Instead she holds her mouth open and downs two loads of hot cum.

Disc one has the best stuff in this movie. Of the three scenes on disc two, only Natalia’s stood out. She is very sexy and adds something that other girls don’t. The other two were good, but not great no matter how easy they are on the eyes. Back on disc one we get most of the highlights. Mia Bangg shows off her fine ass during some great tease and then gets it torn up. This is a very strong scene from a very strong performer. Keeani Lei shows more life and heat than usual in her tremendous anal fuck with Holmes. I don’t know that I have ever seen a better Keeani scene. Chelsie Rae is pretty hot as well. I am not the world’s biggest Annette Schwarz fan, but her deep throat was really impressive. We have to consider here one of the premier cock suckers working today. There is a lot of anal sex in this movie. Most of it is really fantastic. We get gape shots, A2M all over the place and some of the best DP footage I have seen in a long time. It’s an anal-lover’s paradise and for the most part I’m right there with you guys on this one.