Hermaphrodisiac 2
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
45 Mins.
Damaged
www.damagedpictures.com
DIRECTOR:
THEMES: Freak Show
CONDOMS: None
2007
7/06
STARS: Jane, Maoja
REVIEW-
OK, this is a freak show. At least the makers of the movie don’t pretend it is anything else. It is the second movie starring Jane. Jane is a….well, he’s a she or she’s a he or something like that. In the first flick, Jane got fucked in the ‘pussy’ by a chick with strap on. This time around, they have found a woman willing to be fucked by Jane. Is there really a market for kind of stuff? Apparently there is. Not only have the made two movies in this series, but Jane managed to land a guest spot on Howard Stern’s show. It doesn’t get much bigger than that. I’m not sure it’s what I want to see, but here we go. Thrusting headlong into the abyss as it were.
We start out watching Jane at her…errrr his…ummm, whatever….eating a pre-scene meal. While waiting for food, there is an odd interview. We learn a little bit about what it is like to be a hermaphrodite. I’m curious about what the people around them must have thought as they tried to enjoy a lunch. There are some interesting moments here, but the camera is too close to properly frame the shot so it ends up being very frustrating and just kind of odd.
The scene starts and we instantly feel sorry for poor Maoja. She grimaces at Jane’s touch and looks as if she just might run out of the room. Jane pushes her back and eats her pussy. It really looks like Maoja is doing her best not to look in Jane’s direction. When she has to suck Jane’s cock, Maoja looks like that thing must taste like left over monkey crap. We assume that Jane showered before the scene so one can only imagine that the very idea is making her want to puke. She rolls over and we have to assume that Jane is fucking her. We never see the dick as Jane rolls around on top of the girl. To call this a train wreck would be to re-define the term.
What can I say about this movie? Is it even porn? Jane is a very odd individual and we never get to see if that dick works. Instead we have to sit through a long lunch, some pre-interview stuff and enough non-sex to make me wonder if this qualifies as alt-porn. You have to feel sorry for Maoja. She does her best not to look disgusted, but fails miserably. With no insertion shots and barely a blowjob, this is almost a non-porn porn. It isn’t even interesting as an oddity. I honestly don’t know who will want to pick this up. If you do, just be ready for something that doesn’t work on any level.
