Jailbait 3
Jailbait 3
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
263 Mins.
Jules Jordan Video
www.JulesJordanVideo.com
DIRECTOR: Erik Everhard
THEMES: Young Girls, Mild Pedo Play
CONDOMS: None
2007
4/06
STARS: Ashley Jensen, Chelsie Rae, Lela Star, Erika, Mia Rose, Micha, Misty Magenta, Mr. Pete, Erik Everhard, Tee Reel, Dick Nasty, Brian Surewood, Steve Holmes, Tone Capone
REVIEW-
I have to wonder if Jules Jordan and Erik Everhard are in a friendly competition to see who can crack the five-hour running time first. It’s like some reverse race toward the four-minute mile or something. At least there are six scenes in this movie so we won’t have to sit through an hour at a time. The cast is good, anchored by Ashley Jensen who is a wonderful breath of fresh air. Mia Rose is already a star and Lela Star has a body built for porn. That only covers about half of the girls so we shouldn’t be short on eye candy. For his Jailbait series, Erik throws together cute little stories. They are often about as edgy as age play gets in anything this side of Max Hardcore flicks. Perhaps to help push it all the way over, Erik has even brought Max on board to help teach him a few new tricks.
Erika
With the help of Uncle Max, Erik learns the finer points of bus stop pick ups. Max is absolutely hilarious in this role. It’s nice to see that he still has a sense of humor about what he does and he helps the guys pick up the exceptionally cute Erika. Using the old MTV show story, they lure her back to Max’s place, get her naked and once she says “I will do whatever it takes” the rest is history. Erik is happy to give her a tryout as long as her pretty little legs stay open. Little Erika is as skilled as she is cute, working that cock like she really wants to a be a superstar. When the sex starts to heat up there is more camera movement than we really need, but that is a small trade off compared to the great energy and awesome eye candy on display here. For years we have watched Max violate young girls on the yellow couch, cringing at the though of what a bigger, more energetic male star might do. Now those nightmares unfold in living color as Everhard gives her the full hate-plow treatment. Erik finishes off the furious fucking by leaving a big load all over her tongue. This cutie looks great, takes it hard and is a star in the making.
Mia Rose
When Erik gets stood up for a shoot, he heads down to the park to find a replacement. They find little Mia playing in the playground and try to recruit her as a lollipop model. If you’re feeling a bit of P4P flavor it’ probably because Erik is treading dangerously close to the edge with this stuff. Back at the house, they let her try with a real lollipop before moving on to the meat variety. Mia doesn’t look at all like a little girl when she gets her lips around his dick. She is fully grown and perfectly able to handle a big cock. Erik bends her over and slides that wet stick right up her pussy from behind. She’s got a fantastic ass that is nicely on display when he pulls her close to him and power fucks that juicy little pussy. He gets her all worked up with some fingers in the ass and then finishes the job with his dick. Mia takes that with a lot more of a smile than she has when he busts his nut all over her face.
Chelsie Rae
Sexy schoolgirl Chelsie is giving herself a long look. Tee Reel and a crew come by to paint the house and get more than they bargained for. While the crew scopes out the house, Tee finds Chelsie in a back room and shoves his cock into her mouth. To help motivate the others, Tee brings her out into the main room and the guys all get a piece. Surrounded by cock, the dirty blonde forgets all about her schoolgirl manners and just starts sucking like she can’t get enough. Just when it looks like she’s ready for a blowbang, the guys bend her over and start fucking that tight little hole. They fuck her for a while, but her ass is still waiting to be violated. We get some great anal footage and some hot DP action as well. Chelsie is a great little performer and she ends up with her face covered in cream by the guys who are supposed to be covering her walls with paint.
Micha Moore & Misty Magenta
Things nearly go off the creepy chart as disc two kicks off. Steve comes by Erik’s place. He’s watching his sister’s “kids” and has them in a tent in the back yard. Steve watches Micha and Misty play patty-cake and gets turned on. Even though the girls are all grown up, they play it kind of dumb so it’s true porno for pedo fantasy stuff. Steve wants them to play with his jewels and lets the girls eat popsicles while he drools over their hot young bodies. When the creepy pedo stuff ends, Micha proves the she’s quite a cock sucker, handling Steven’s sizable slab with grace and ease. Steve has the girls lie in 69 so he can pick and choose which hole he wants to fuck next. There is still a slightly creepy feel to the whole thing, but these babes are cute. Misty gives anal a try, but these girls keep the innocent thing up pretty much throughout the action. No sweet to slut in ten second transformation here.
Lela Star
Lela is always sexy, but as she plays on the beach, she looks delicious. Things kind of get caught up in the little girl/pedo stuff when she over-plays the role play. Her body is banging and we get some good tease footage as she follows him back home. As much as I love tease, this whole movie is too fucking long and the tease drags a LOT. By the time we get to the scene, a lot of the heat that was built up early is gone and it feels like we have to start over. (Yes Virginia there can be too much of a good thing.) By the time she starts sucking dick it feels like I’ve been tuned out for fifteen minutes. Erik lets her suck for a while, but then turns on the hate plow as soon as the fucking kicks off. She turns around, he grabs her by the hair and it’s pure power fucking from here on out. There is some great stuff here. Lela is a fantastic performer with a body that looks good from every angle. It’s just too long. We have to wade through too much to get to the good stuff in this one. He feeds her a big load of cream. I like the best that this one has to offer, but I think the Titanic running time is just starting to wear on things.
Ashley Jensen
See, this should be a scene we’re all looking forward to. Ashley Jensen is an awesome performer and she look great. But come on? More than four hours later? Her little girl just feels tired and pushing things more than a little bit. All she wants is lunch money and step-father Tim Von Swine makes her suck cock for it. She does a full POV blowjob and then decides to run away. I don’t know, there is something totally creepy and not sexy about this whole thing. She naturally gets picked up and again the running time is hurting. Two hours ago this might have been fun to sit through. Now it feels like something that we should see on a bonus disc instead as part of a regular movie. Erik picks her up and gives her the full treatment. What would be considered a highlight reel scene has become something that I can’t wait to be over. It’s just too damn long. I don’t care how good someone is, the energy and excitement just isn’t there for more than four hours at a time. Ashley is hot and worth watching so maybe you should skip some of the other scenes to get to the good stuff.
I can’t believe how much I liked the movie at the start and how worn out I was by the end. I’m sorry, but four hours is just too long to keep a movie like this going. Perhaps the set ups are all just a little too long. Perhaps we could have done with one fewer scene. I don’t know. I found myself thinking that if the movie were maybe three hours instead of four plus, it would have been an A for sure. I’m sorry, but these full day movies are just too much. I love the action here, I really do. Some of the set ups are too far into the pedo crowd for me, but the sexual intensity takes over in every scene and wipes all of that away. Erik is onto something here, I just wish he’d spend a bit more time in the editing bay working on the flow of a movie. Sometimes it really is possible to get too much of a good thing. There is an A movie in here somewhere, but it’s padded down to a B with just a bit too much.
