Porny Monster

MOVIE TYPE: Feature

133 Mins.

VCA

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DIRECTOR: Joanna Angel

THEMES: Alt-Chicks, Public Sex

CONDOMS: None Noted

2007

12/06

STARS: Joanna Angel, Chapel Waste, Pixie Pearl, Jade Jolie, Whisky, Lystra, James Deen, Tommy Pistol, Alec Knight, Vince Vegan,

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REVIEW-

This movie was sent to me as part of a challenge. My good friend Cindi from www.CindisNakedTruth.com has taken me to task time and again for not being on board with the whole alt-porn thing. She and I have had some spirited and fun debates on this material and she wanted to write another chapter in the great alt-wars. I don’t know how much fun it will be because I don’t expect a lot of sparks to fly. Why? Have I changed my tune on alt-porn being the most over-hyped sub-genre in porn history? Of course not. It’s just that I don’t look at Joanna Angel’s work the same way. She just seems to approach her work with a different mindset. Her movies are different, but they are different because they are more fun than your average porn. She doesn’t seem to have contempt for the majority of the porn audience. Instead, Joanna brings us humor, tattooed girls and a bit of attitude while never forgetting that people are supposed to be jerking off. She is what happens when you strip the pretentiousness out of alt-porn. So how will she add her unique spin to an X-Rated version of the indie hit “Party Monster”?

Whisky & Pixie Pearl

At Chapel’s first party, Joanna points out the faux pa of sex before midnight. Whisky and Pixie (Are they named after two of the seven dwarves?) find a nice couch in the club and take the express train to lez-ville. The lighting and music give the action a legitimate public sex feel. It’s not perfect jerk off material of course, but it’s supposed to be girl on sex as a party. It has a great feel to it and the girls enjoy themselves.

Jade Jolie & James Deen

Jade wants to buy some X. James sells her something that isn’t quite what she wants, but makes up for that by fucking her in the bathroom. The nasty blonde sucks off James and his partner in the cramped little room. Her make up doesn’t last through the hard work her throat is doing, but you have to love the way she uses her hands. They finally get her out of all of her clothes so we can see the trail of tattoos up and down her back as she gets pounded. They manage to wedge a cock in her ass and that just makes Jade push her butt back harder. The guys cover her face with goo and finally release the bathroom to the long line outside.

Joanna & Chapel and random dick

Joanna’s next lesson for Chapel is that you never piss in the bathroom. You only go in there to suck dick. A quick knock on the wall and a long prick slide through the glory hole. She and Chapel take turns sucking it. The camera work is interesting at times, but could certainly give more to stroke to. Joanna is a really good cock sucker and her new friend ain’t half bad. Better shots of their faces would be fantastic. Instead we’ll have to settle for watching Joanna jerk a load into Chapel’s mouth and then have it spit right back into her own.

Lystra & Tommy Pistol

Tommy Pistol is such a good actor that he ends up making me what to shoot him in the face during his long DJ session. He sucks, but he’s suppose to suck, so good for him. Japanese babe Lystra and is willing to do anything to make him stop. Luckily for us (and for Tommy) that includes popping his prick into her mouth. This pink haired hottie is impressive, cute and ready to worship his big balls. He turns her around and enters her tiny body from behind. There is something really sexy about this scene and this cute little Asian girl.

Joanna & James Deen and Chapel & Guy

Aware that she has created a monster, Joanna tries to steal back some sexual thunder when she is egged into some nasty fun in the club by Chapel. Both couples are going at it just feet apart. The student certainly hasn’t learned to be as vocal or as verbally dirty as Joanna, but Chapel can suck a pretty mean dick. There are some interesting camera angles as the couples try to out-fuck one another. We get some really good energy here, but I think that the camera takes away from things a bit. When the girls both get on top, we are treated to some great looking footage. Chapel knocks Joanna off and stuffs James’ dick in her mouth. She if a full-blown Porny Monster. As Joanna takes off with James, Tommy and Vince show up to help give Chapel enough cock to play with. While three guys fuck her mouth, James calms Joanna on the roof. He tries to talk her down, but it takes a cock in her ass to make things right. The action moves back and forth. Inside, three guys fuck the shit out of Chapel from every angle. On the roof, James and Joanna tear it up in the dark. There is some great anal with James holding Joanna up in the air and fucking her deep. He drops a big load on her mouth and should be totally satisfied. Instead he leaves her on the roof and runs down to join the rest of the guys poking away at Chapel. Four cocks don’t slow her down a bit. She keeps right on riding them for a while until they DP her for a while. There are enough guys to cover her face with cum, but the Porny Monster needs more.

Joanna, Chapel & James

Though she is addicted to dick and in need of an intervention, Chapel doesn’t seem to care. Joanna doesn’t get in her way when she attacks James. In fact, she joins in for one final fuck before rehab. (Shaved head, slutty behavior, rehab? Is Joanna psychic?) The girls share that cock like it’s going out of style. With Chapel sitting on James’ face he doesn’t get to watch Joanna sucking on his dick. It looks It sure looks like both of these women are totally addicted to cock. Joanna proves that she is as hot a fuck as anyone in the movie and is only a few steps up the energy ladder from her naughty protégé. I really love the energy here. Joanna looks great, she fucks like her pussy is on fire and the girls eventually get into a bit of a tussle over the cock. James finally finishes off with some intense penetration of Joanna’s hot ass. He pops on her pussy, sending the movie to it’s conclusion.

Extras: There is a second disc packed with behind the scenes features. There is a forty five minute BTS feature that takes you into the mind of Joanna and her crew as they create this movie. There is an interesting little reel on the wonders of anal sex. Don’t watch this one while you’re eating chocolate ice cream. (Trust me folks.) The bonus stuff here is pretty fun, even the DJ Tommy Pistol music video. (OK that is fun in a baseball bat to the nuts kind of way, but still.)

There is a lot of good in this movie. First, it’s a pretty good tribute to the mainstream version. Joanna and Chapel have great on screen chemistry and make us laugh and all the right times. Some of the scenes are dark. This fits the plot and feel of the movie even when it takes away from some of the strokeability. The girls are interesting, definitely not Porn Valley types and will appeal to guys who dig the pale, inked alt-chicks. I find Joanna very attractive and love the fact that she carries much of the sexual action. Chapel is an interesting girl as well. Her energy seems to get better as the movie progresses. It could be a coincidence or there may actually have been an attempt to have her grow as a sexual being. Wouldn’t that be novel? There is a very cool vibe to this movie. It’s dark yet funny, packed with alt-chicks yet sexually energetic. They probably could have played the whole thing really straight, but it would have been way too depressing. Instead they keep it light and sexy, just like we love it. It helps a great deal if you love or at least aren’t scared away by tattooed alt girls. I think they are pretty damn sexy and so is “Porny Monster.”


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