Fuck Away Bride
MOVIE TYPE: Vignette
117 Mins.
XOXO
DIRECTOR:
THEMES: Brides, Cheating, Anal Sex
CONDOMS: None Noted
2007
6/06
STARS: Eve, Harmony, Taylor Lynn, Jassie, Lauren Phoenix, Taylor Rain, Lee Stone, Nick Manning. Brett Rockman, Otto Bauer & Ben English
REVIEW-
Brides. Oh how I love to see a woman in a wedding dress. Maybe it’s from all those years a wedding videographer. I got to see the brides at their best (and worst) just waiting to take that magical journey into marriage. For the porn version of this little scenario we don’t have to worry about wedded bliss or crying mothers. Instead we get a healthy dose of cold feet, infidelity and just plain wackiness. There are endless possibilities for bridal porn, but we will have to settle on five scenarios this time around. Five hot brides in white ready to be fucked. Some of the hottest girls in porn on board for this movie. Lauren Phoenix, Taylor Rain and Eve are just three of the sexy women who all come to the same realization. “Later tonight this pussy will be married pussy.” We really don’t need much more than that to get started.
Eve and Harmony & Lee Stone
Our first bride sits on the steps in her dress wondering if she is making the right decision. She expresses her nervousness to her make friend Harmony. Like a good friend, this dirty blonde just wants to make the bride to be happy. She throws the dress up and goes to work on that pussy. Just moments into the fun, groom to be Lee Stone shows up. The girl do some quick thinking and tell Lee that this is his wedding present. Whether he believes them or not really isn’t very important. He isn’t about to turn down two on one. Thy get down and share his cock, with Eve pulling the dress down to expose her awesome rack. The dress has to go when he starts fucking her, but Eve keeps that bridal look going thanks to her white stockings. Take a look at that pussy. Lee is a very lucky guy even if his bride likes sneaking off with other chicks. The girls switch places and Harmony takes that cock, but doesn’t look crazy about it. Maybe she just wanted some bridal booty and has to go along with the fucking to keep up the ruse. (Dude, are you trying to figure out if her character is acting disinterested? Stop.) She picks up the pace when she gets on top, riding every inch while Eve rubs her pussy and shout sout encouragement. They end up sharing a decent load. This is a good three-way even if you aren’t totally into the bridal fantasy.
Taylor Lynn & Ben English
Blonde Taylor isn’t having any jitters. In fact, the idea of getting married has her so horny that she just has to strip out of her dress and play with herself on the stairs. She gets back into her dress in time for some photos. Horny hubby slips photographer Ben English some extra cash to warm up his shy bride by opening her for some anal play later that night. (Why does the line “Think you used enough dynamite there Butch” come to mind when I think of what hubby is going to find between her cheeks later?) He starts out by taking some racy photos of her, but soon has his fingers deep in her soon-to-be-wed pussy. One look at his huge cock and Taylor is ready to start sucking like a pro. Somehow she manages to get that big thing up her ass as well. Some of the footage is far from perfect, but she still has the wedding dress on as her ass gets violated. By the time he flips her over, she is taking it deep in her butt and loving every stroke. She ends up taking a big facial and is ready for life as a married slut.
Taylor Rain & Brett Rockman and Otto Bauer
Taylor’s wedding dress looks see through as she wanders aimlessly around. Her husband dumped her on the way to the wedding and that is very fortunate for Brett and Otto. They take her right home and don’t waste any time. She quickly sucks both cocks with so much enthusiasm that one has to wonder what her husband was thinking. Maybe he didn’t like the way she does the fake gag stuff? Dude, she’s hot enough to overlook that. Skinny little Taylor takes a hard pounding and the dress makes the scene work from a core fetish perspective. This naughty bride even opens up her ass. Taylor is cute, has a sexy little ass and looks good as a bride. The scene isn’t a hot a some of the others, but anyone who likes watching Taylor get DP’d will enjoy the action. The action is fast and furious with Taylor getting a wedding day face bath for her troubles.
Lauren Phoenix & Brett Rockman
As she tells us about her wedding day, Lauren takes the dress partially off. Apparently she really wants a cock in her ass for her wedding present. You wouldn’t think that would be too tough, but apparently her new husband thinks it’ too dirty. She ends up telling her woes to bartender Brett Rockman who is only too happy to cornhole the newlywed. He warms her up with a toy she brought just for the occasion. We all know that Lauren has a great ass, but it is easy to forget sometimes that she is also an outstanding cock sucker. She stares up into the camera with those gorgeous eyes and just devours Rockman’s rod. He lifts her dress and finds that tight pussy just waiting to be filled. Look at what her numbnuts husband missed out on. Lauren delivers great energy during the vag and is ready to feel his cock in her asshole. A hot sodomized bride? The only thing missing are great ass shots of Lauren and those come just moments later when she loses the dress and bends over. Lauren growls, talks dirty and slams her fantastic ass against his dick. They finish off with a great facial. This is truly awesome scene with a great bridal set up.
Jassie & Nick Manning
Jassie dreams of her wedding night where she will lose her virginity. She married Nick Manning and that can’t be good. Does anyone really want to imagine this cute young virgin subjected to Conan growling “dropping loads”? He helps her out of her dress, has her announce her virgin status and then starts working on her pussy like he’s licking the last drops of fresh water off of a leaf in the jungle. Cherry Jassie starts sucking cock and we have to listen to Nick tell her to “choke on it” so many times that one has to wonder if there is a button on his back that someone pushes to get this response. The director really throws us a curve by going underneath the action so we have to see Nick’s hanging balls in the center of the shot. Feel free to file this experiment in the “failed” bin. Taking his virgin bride with all the subtly and skill of a three legged bull on ice, Nick slams away like she’s been taking dick for years. (Which of course she has, but they are going for the virginal thing here.) In a movie willed with a lot great scenes, this one is just kind of flat. Jassie isn’t all that interested in the action. Nick overdoes things and even the picture quality seems a bit wonky on this one. It does offer us at least one good chuckle when Nick says “Look at that asshole.” Sometimes they just write themselves. Nick gives us his signature line as he decorates Jassie’s face, but did I just hear him steal a line from Vic the Brick. Bad form man.
If you like the bridal porn fantasy then you didn’t even need to read this far. There aren’t that many movies out there for you and this is a must-see. What makes it really special is that the scenes are strong enough without the bridal fetish to carry the day. Even if you aren’t into the wedding gown thing, look at what we get. We have Lauren Phoenix looking awesome and doing a hot anal sex. Taylor Rain doing a DP and eating jizz. We get a hot three way with Eve and Harmony taking on Lee Stone. Honestly there are four very solid scenes even without the dresses. The action is pretty well shot, there are nice set ups and the sex is good. Remember, that’s all if you DON’T love the wedding dress thing. If you find brides getting nasty on their wedding day to be an added turn on, then it’s even better.
