Jack’s Big Ass Show 5
Jack’s Big Ass Show 5
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MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
117 Mins.
Digital Playground
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DIRECTOR: Robby D
THEMES: Big Asses
CONDOMS: None
2007
8/06
STARS: Gia Paloma, Gina Lynn, Katja Kassin, Ariel Alexus, Lorelei Lee, Scott Nails, Ben English, Marco Banderas & Trent
REVIEW-
We just watched Jack’s take on leg movies. Now we return to the big ass series that has done so well for him. As Jack, Robby has shown us the wonders of big tits and big asses. Which line is better? I honestly don’t know. I think it depends on the girls really. Or which body part you really like. I’m a big fan of a great set of tits, but I also adore an awesome ass. Robby generally shoots quality scenes, so the body part isn’t as important as the woman it’s attached to. (Dude, shut up, they’re going to take away your porn critic card if you keep saying shit like that.) In this case, some of the asses are out of this world. Any time you start with Katja Kassin you know you’re solid from the top. Gina Lynn brings her star quality and fine ass to the table. Gia Paloma can get by on her great backside or her incredible sexual energy. Do you need more? Greedy bastards. Just enjoy the big ass adventures of Jack and the dudes lucky enough to actually fuck the chicks who hang out with him.
Gia Paloma & Scott Nails
How about starting an ass movie with a nice close up shot of Gia’s big ass? That works for me and apparently it works for Scott Nails as well. He helps her shake that ass and gives us a great view of Gia from behind. In return she knees with her hands grabbing her heels (Did Skeeter ever trademark this move?) and sucks that big cock as far into her throat as she can manage. Since this is an ass movie, we get plenty of footage of Gia’s plump rump as she rides Scott’s prick. Gia is a very energetic fuck who is quick to grab Scott’s cock whenever it pops out. When it is time to pop, Scott holds his dick over Gia’s cheeks and drips right onto her untouched asshole.
Gina Lynn & Ben English
Ben loves Gina‘s ass and especially enjoys smacking it. Luckily Gina likes that as well so it makes for great foreplay. We have plenty of time to admire her ass and long legs while they tease each other. Even when Gina‘s mouth is busy on his big dick, the camera is quick to move around and capture her great big butt. Gina does a really nice job with her mouth so when we aren’t staring at her ass, we can enjoy some great blowjob footage. Ben pulls her into his lap and the camera stays fixed on her ass as Gina slides up and down making every inch of cock vanish. She really has a fine form in this position. In addition to her great ass, Gina is also a rather good performer and certainly puts on a good show here. There are times in this scene when it looks like Robby is going for the fetish shot. They aren’t bad shots, but I think that is the problem with trying to stick with a certain body part. It just seems to flow better when he’s capturing a scene without cutting away to the ass at a time when it’s not necessary. Minor complaint of course, because the overall scene is great, the ass footage is great and ends up taking a big load from that cock all over her face.
Lorelei Lei & Marco Banderas
Don’t let the name fool ya. Lorelei is not a hot Asian chick. She is a tattooed blonde with a big ass that is show extensively through two pair of fishnets. We never really get to see her face and that makes me wonder just a bit. To be honest, her ass isn’t even all that great. Marco shows up and slides right under her cheeks to work her over with his tongue. When she turns around we finally get to look at her face. She isn’t bad looking at all, but there isn’t a whole lot of spark either. During the blowjob she makes decent eye contact, but honestly looks like she is waiting for instructions. That’s just not good. It actually borders on creepy at times. She does have a big ass though and I guess that makes the cowgirl footage good for the core audience. Lorelei just doesn’t seem all that interested in fucking and that makes the scene boring by anyone’s standards. We get some anal and some nice big butt shots at this point, but this scene just isn’t up to the high standards we have come to expect from this line. We finally get a shot and the ass and can only hope that things get better for the final two scenes.
Ariel Alexus & Trent
Trent is making dessert early in the morning. What’s on the menu? Sweet black ass with whipped cream. Before they get it all stick, Trent and Jack just stare at Ariel’s butt for a while. The tease continues with the cream. Trent sprays it in her crack, licks it out and really seems to enjoy it. After extensive ass footage, she finally sprays the white stuff all over Trent’s dick. When that is cleaned up, she does it again on his balls. I hate the low angle blowjob footage, but it is somewhat necessary to capture the way she licks up the cream with the tip of her tongue. Ariel gives a nice blowjob and then gets to show off her ass on the stairs. Trent actually looks a little intimidated as she rides him and shoves her tits in his face. This looks like a “shut up and fuck me white boy” kind of a scene. He ends up bending her over for some very hot anal entry. Whatever momentum was lost in the last scene is back in a big way this time around. He blows a big wad on her ass and sets us up for the big ass finale.
Katja Kassin & Scott Nails
Just watching Katja shake her ass at the start of this scene is enough to have every dick in the audience hard as can be. She knows how good her ass is and isn’t afraid to show it off. Anyone who loves asses is going to really dig the tease here. (We should have skipped that Lorelei scene and just had another half hour of Katja’s ass. Scott finally has had enough and pulls her ass right into his lap. Let’s not forget that in addition to that great ass, Katja can suck a mean dick. She works Scott’s sizeable slab with ease and makes sure to arch her back so that the camera can cut away to fine butt shots. You have to love the two fisted hand work here and wonder if Scott wasn’t ready to just nut all over her sexy face. Spreading her legs wide, Katja opens her pretty pussy for some long strokes. The mish hides her ass for the most part, but it allows us to focus on the other areas of her body that equally stroke-worthy. Scott pulls her ass off the couch a few inches and then slides his cock right in. She rubs her clit hard while he buries his meat in her huge cheeks. Dude, I don’t care how many times we’ve seen her drop that big thing down with a big dick in her ass, the sight is just fucking incredible. They finish off with a shot on her ass that runs right down between her cheeks. This is perfect porn and Katja proves once again that she is always worthy of ass queen status.
Jack knows his way around a big ass and brings us some great ones. The finale with Katja is among the best such scenes Robby D has ever shot. When the tease footage alone is enough to make you want the jerk off, then you know you’re in for something special. Make sure you save a load for this scene because it’s brilliant and worthy of award consideration. Of course you may have already left a load in your tissue after watching Gia work her sexual magic. Or perhaps you prefer leggy Gina and her beautifully round booty. Both of these scenes would quality as fantastic if not for the way Katja ends the movie. I know I’m coming off pretty high on that scene, but it’s honestly one of the best scenes I have seen from Katja in a long time. The only weak scene in the movie comes right in the middle. Lorelei just doesn’t really fit with the other girl. Her ass is big, but she isn’t as cute and definitely falls short when it comes to sexual energy. I guess we can forgive Jack for coming up short in one scene out of five. Besides, the Katja scene alone is enough to make this DVD worth a look.
