Baller Nation Video Magazine 1

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MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

97 Mins.

Baller Nation

DIRECTOR: Lord Vader

THEMES: All Black

CONDOMS: None

2007

9/06

STARS: Eve, Nubia, Janisan, Tia, Kapri Styles, Brian Pumper, Sledge Hammer, Tee Reel, Tony Eveready

REVIEW-

The blend of hip hop and porn has been successful enough to keep them coming up with new lines for the genre. This one may lack the star power of Snoop Dogg and the production might of Hustler, but it looks to be similar on other levels. It features up and comer Space as the headliner. His CD comes with the movie and he introduces the scenes. He doesn’t really do any other interaction with the girls, but that may work to the movies advantage. He leaves the fucking to the professionals. Some of the girls have made the porn rounds, but some of the others don’t look familiar. Obviously this movie is made for a hip hop audience. The girls, music and feel is right for that genre. On the other hand, the music stops when the sex kicks in. That means that even people who don’t dig the music are free to enjoy the sex.

Nubia & Tee Reel

The tease before Nubia’s scene fits with the music. We can only hope that the out of control camera work ends with the tease so it doesn’t mess up the sex. She never says a word when Tee comes in and pops his dick in her mouth. The pretty girl opens up and lets him thrust away on her face. There is some nice eye contact here, but Nubia isn’t lighting anyone on fire yet. She’s cute with a really nice little body. It takes a while for her to pick up the pace, but by the time they get to reverse cowgirl things are looking pretty good. Tee works her hard from behind and they give us some solid stroke material. Nubia doesn’t look thrilled about taking a load on the chin, but she smiles as she rubs the goo into her skin.

Kapri Styles & Brian Pumper

In a little bikini, Kapri’s ass thumps and bounces more than the heavy beats in the background. She stops sucking and opens her mouth for Brian’s dick. It’s kind of lifeless and ordinary which is disappointing. She ends up just gagging and drooling while she fucks her face. The shots are a little off as well. We stare at Brian’s ass and balls for way too long. Kapri’s energy picks up when he rolls her onto the couch and fucks her pussy. The move her into position for some anal penetration. RCA isn’t great, but when they move into spoon, he is able to push himself deep into her fine backside. They go for the anal internal shot and have her push it out into a big glass. I guess this is the moment when hip hop porn crosses the genre line with freak show porn.

Crystal &

This girl is a nice looking babe who doesn’t have much to say. A longer blowjob would be nice because she’s got full lips that work very well around a stiff prick. The whole scene just seems to kind of fly by without much fanfare. They fuck for a bit and even get set with the anal. It won’t set any records as the hottest sex scene ever, but she takes everything he’s got in her ass. The load on her pretty face isn’t bad, but she looks bored or disturbed. Kind of a waste of a cute girl in a very lifeless tryst.

Katrina & Sledge Hammer

The girls aren’t getting cuter, but the ass shaking is still top-notice. I should be careful though. Katrina isn’t bad looking at all. She just isn’t quite as cute as the last few. The pace on this scene is bad though. Within a few moments of shaking her ass, she is already riding cock. Not much attention paid to the blowjob here and you have to wonder if something happened to hurt the footage. In between positions she sticks the dick in her mouth, but the coverage of this scene just isn’t very good. She rolls over and rubs her pussy while he works his dick into her ass. Adding anal to an already mediocre scene doesn’t do much for the heat. Maybe the dick is just too damn big. She lets him cum on her tongue, but we need something good to save this movie.

Eve

This girl is kind of cute, a little soft around the middle, but has a really nice ass. She’s working with Tony who just doesn’t do much to bring out the best in her. The best shots come when she is in reverse cowgirl. With the camera in close we can enjoy her pretty little pussy. When it moves up though, that bored expression on her face kind of kills it. She just doesn’t look like she’s having any fun. When he bends her over and fucks her hard from behind she looks pained by the whole thing. He finally shoots on her face, putting her out of her misery.

The movie ends with Space’s music video. If you stuck around this long and are feeling the vibe of this movie then you may really like it. You also get a CD of Space’s music to enjoy. I can’t say that it added a lot for me, but this guy may be the next big thing in hip-hop.

The sex in this movie starts out all right, but goes down hill pretty fast. I think that hard core hip hop fans will probably be disappointed that the music doesn’t roll through the sex. Since it’s tough to match music to sex and because the soundtrack for this flick is so genre-specific, it might be better to go without the tunes. Sexually speaking, Nubia and Kapri are the best of the bunch. They look good and have decent energy. Once they are done, things decrease in heat right up to the end. It isn’t a camera issue as the action is pretty well shot. The girls just look bored. That’s not good porn no matter what genre you’re looking at. A good soundtrack (If that is what this is, I leave it to the experts) is not enough if the sex just isn’t very good.