Israeli Erotica: Assraelis
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
104 Mins
Tightfit Productions
DIRECTOR: Ilay Kimchi
THEMES: Outdoor Sex, Israeli Women
CONDOMS: None Noted
2007
4/06
STARS: Rony Pornstar, Ehud Sa’Ado, Alma Fauck, Shotty G, Shelly Mimon, Amos Menoy, Ron Dankner, May Buskila,
REVIEW-
It isn’t every day that we get something totally unique in porn. That appears to be the case with this movie. We have a cast for a movie that is made up entirely Israeli talent. It is also said to shot entirely in Israel. We have no way to check on this of course, but we also have no reason to doubt the claims. We can just sit back and enjoy a stream of young women that are new to us. It is probably an easy comparison, but the movie look an awful lot like some of the old Private movies we saw in the 90’s. Lots of outdoor sex and cool little set ups that can only lead to sex in the wonderful world of porn. These movies always remind me of musicals, but instead of people spontaneously breaking out into song, they drop trou and start fucking. Nothing wrong with that of course, especially when the women are attractive and sexually skilled. Are we on the brink of the next sexual invasion? Will we see a flood of Israeli women in porn? First things first. Let’s see how they do in this first of its kind project.
Taxi
Two cab drivers are out looking for hot chicks. They pick up a couple of girls who aren’t exactly melting at the thought of fucking. The girls get out of the cab, but before they can get away, the guys sweet talk them back into the fold. The tiny girl with the really dark hair is pretty cute. She reminds me just a bit of Alex Dane. Both girls drop to their knees at the side of the road and start sucking. I like the semi-public nature of the sex and the girls double up from time to time before switching dicks. They find a way to fuck in and on the cab, giving us really good side by side action. Again I like that little black-haired girl. She seems to fuck with more urgency even though her friend (Alma) is pretty hot as well. If you read the sub titles, you might get a good laugh. Some of the translations are hilarious. (“Fucking daughter of a bitch” Huh?) If there is a weakness with this scene is that it goes on too long. It’s only a thirty minute scene, but it seems to drag near the end. The guys finish off with shots on their faces and chests. The post pop footage would be good except for the quick cut editing that kind of kills the heat.
Beach Action
I think this next girl’s name is Amos, but it’s hard to tell. At any rate, she is a nice looking brunette with a very fresh face and a hot bikini body. She and her guy kiss a bit on the beach and they retire to someplace private. Outdoor sex on the beach is always good and this girl certainly enjoys her work. She sucks cock really well, especially when they hook up for some 69 that gives us good action. At one point the camera pans back to the beach and there appears to be a whole platoon of soldiers watching. Since she has such a nice body, all of the sexual positions look good. She’s very hot on top and we get some good looking doggy. The cumshot is kind of fucked up though. First it goes dark and then they give us some slow motion. She recovers nicely though, sucking out the cream like a good girl. I really like this scene and it didn’t feel like it dragged, probably because it was fifteen minutes long.
Shop
Some hot girls have hot girls jobs and others work in metal shops. This cute chick has work gloves on and nipples you could hang your safety goggles from. The guy show up and they disregard all workplace regulations by hooking up right there on the bench. Another guy shows up in the middle of the blowjob. Apparently this girl is their boss’ daughter so naturally the second guy wants to get some as well. We finally get to see her tits and they are rather spectacular. They bang her at both ends for a while before putting her on top for some anal penetration. They find a way to fit two cocks into this girl at once. She’s cute and really has great tits. Right in the middle of the DP, the phone rings. It’s the boss looking for his daughter. OK, that’s kind of fucking hot. The DP action is great, but they go for the slow motion popshot and that’s just not a good thing. What is good is watching her rubs that cum all over her face.
Park
Four guys are in the park for an operation of some sorts. It seems very black bag, but when they find a girl on a bench, it’s all about bagging her. The girl certainly doesn’t mind all of the attention. She happily lets her mouth settle over some cocks. The audio is fucked up here. It’s a bad dub job with really over the top slurping noises. Then we move to the other side of the forest where a couple finds a nice tree and gets naked. The guy works his fingers into her pussy while licking her clit. These nature lovers are quite at home in the woods and don’t seem at all worried about being seen. With the action moving back and forth it does get a little distracting. At least both scenes are good. The one on one features some nice spoon while our gang bang girl is happy to have her back end filled while she sucks away. You can pretty much take your pick as to which girl you like better here. The action is good, even if it jumps around quite a bit. If there is a weakness it is that things do start to drag. (Just about the time the subtitles have one of the guys telling the girl to “cum already.”) We end with a nice facial shot.
In addition to the action in the feature, we get a BTS reel and three solo scenes. The girls from the beach, wood hot and park get themselves off. Great additional action if you happen to enjoy solo scenes.
I made the comparison at the start to the old Private movies of the 90’s .That is more true now than it was at the start. The outdoor sex, the hot girls and spontaneous action, it all feels very familiar. On the other hand, there is one huge difference between this movie and those others. We don’t have to put up with horrible voice overs and dubbing. Instead we get sub-titles. That can be a little annoying of course. Who wants to read the text on the screen when there is hot sex going on? On the other hand, the translations are good for more than a few laughs along the way. You really do need to read some of them because they are priceless. So how are the girls? Pretty damn hot actually. They aren’t going to make us forget the best of the Euro-babes that Private brought us, but they are certainly worth a look. They bring great sexual energy to the table and seem right at home outdoors. It’s a very solid effort with fresh faces and hot bodies even if you don’t want to give it bonus points for the unique make up of the cast. If you happen to have been waiting to see a porn flick packed with Israeli women, then this it folks. Enjoy.