Pump My Ass Full of Cum
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
231 Mins.
Jules Jordan Video
Pump My Ass Full of Cum
THEMES: Anal Cream Pie
CONDOMS: None
2007
2/07
STARS: Velicity Von, Jasmine Byrne, Sativa Rose, Kinzie Kenner, Naomi, Delilah Strong, Charmane Star, Jean Val Jean, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Jerry
REVIEW-
Jules Jordan has been branching out lately. He’s taken to shooting lines that cater to a narrower fetish crowd. This movie focuses on the creampie genre and specifically anal pie shots. That isn’t the stuff that has made Jules famous (and rich) but he’s throwing that crowd a bone. Frankly I could do without the whole genre, but I’ll review it for the side show crowd. After all, if I have to watch an anal creampie line, I might as well make it a Jules Jordan movie. It features a number of my favorite girls and should be worth a look. You can’t have Jasmine Byrne, Sativa Rose, Charmane Star and Naomi in the same movie and have it turn out totally horrible. Even if the great sex ends with a freak show popshot, we can enjoy the action until then. (And creampie fans, please don’t flood me with email saying that internal cumshots are the most intimate act in porn. There is nothing intimate about watching a chick squeeze some dude’s nut out of her ass like it’s a squid bowel movement.)
Sativa Rose, Jasmine Byrne & Jean Val Jean
Jules lucked out today. He bagged Sativa and Jasmine at the same time. The girls can hardly wait to get back home so they can show him how nasty they can be. Though they start out with a nice gentle make out session, both girls are hungry for some gash. This is great eye candy and it looks like Jules is about to get lucky with two of the hottest girl on the planet. Jean shows up and the girls immediately run right over to him. Everyone heads for the couch where Jean and Sativa double up on Jasmine‘s gorgeous ass. The eye candy factor is high as it would have to be with these two women in the same shot. As much as I love watching Jasmine suck dick, her quagging is just about as annoying as she is hot. The sexual energy is a good as the eye candy as the girls start fucking. Sativa ride cock while Jasmine rubs her pussy against Jean’s face. It is worth the price of admission jus to watch Sativa’s tits bounce up and down as she eagerly slams her hips against his. Jasmine opens up her ass during some stunning doggy. Jean has her by the hair and it looks like she is on the verge of literally exploding. This is a fantastic scene sexually. I honestly don’t think there are many performers hotter than Jasmine. Sativa also doe anal and I have to say, it’s pretty fucking great as well. As we get close to an hour, the scene really feels like it needs to be chopped. I know it is tough to cut when the energy is this high, but it just goes on and on. Yes, we have Jasmine in RCA looking like a wet dream come true, but you can feel the energy draining as they race towards the end. True to the genre, Jean pumps his load into Sativa’s ass. She in turn squeezes it out into Jasmine‘s mouth. For me, this just brings the heat to a screeching halt. Your mileage may vary and if nothing else, this is a great anal scene from two of porn’s hottest girls.
Naomi
We all know about Naomi’s great ass, but we have also seen her turn in some pretty hot sex scenes from time to time. She starts out the action with some toy play. The plug fits into her ass pretty easily. I don’t know how old this scene is, but it was shot before Naomi lost all that weight and flattened out her great ass. The tease ends when Naomi finds two guys to play with. Steve Holmes chokes her with his big dick. Naomi responds well to this kind of play. She begs him to use her and to smother her with his cock. The other guy just quietly fucks her from behind while Steve and Naomi talk all sorts of trash. They move her into the bedroom where she can be fucked hard at both ends. Taking two dicks at once, Naomi actually smile through the DP like she’s having the time of her life. When they don’t have her pinned between them, Naomi shows some hip action that is almost scary. That has to feel so fucking good that it must take a Herculean effort not to bust one right up inside of her. I like the DP stuff, but when he only has to worry about one cock, Naomi is a performer with few equal. The internal popshots dribble from her ass as she fingers it. Another great scene with a fetish finish that leaves me cold.
Velicity Von, Erick Everhard & Steve Holmes
Curvy blonde Velicity wants two boys. She struts around in her fishnets with the camera following her every step. When she finally finds the, Velicity sits on Erik’s face while sucking Steve’s long pole. Things move really quickly in this scene with the guys taking turns in her hot pussy. Velicity’s big ass and tits are bouncing all around as she gets thoroughly plugged. She is very good performer, but this scene suffers a bit because of the strength of the two before it. There is some great big-ass footage as the guys work her over and it would be hard to find anything wrong with this scene. Velicity just isn’t quite Jasmine or Naomi. She gives us plenty of butt coverage and keeps those big tits dancing as well. That I like this outstanding scene the least of all says more about the quality of the DVD than this particular scene. On the positive side, the internal anal shot complete with cum farting and bubbles doesn’t let me down nearly as much as similar finishes have thus far.
Disc Two
Kinzie Kenner & Jerry
Kinzie teases us a bit out by the pool. She has great tits, a great ass, great legs, a great face. Dude, she is just fucking great from head to toe. She oils up her tits, but then shows off her ass as she goes inside. Sometimes you just have take in the whole package. That is exactly what Jerry would do if Kinzie would just let him. Sorry bud, she is too busy trying to get your cock into her mouth. Kinzie gives great looking head and then turns that great ass to the sky to let him fuck it. The straight to the A action actually flows well this time around. The repeated A2M shots aren’t quite as smooth and she definitely seems to be doing that fore the side show crowd. The anal sex itself is great. Kinzie can provide great ass shots while taking dick deep between her cheeks. They move over to a barstool where he can stand behind her, fuck that ass and spank her at the same time. Everything to this point has been great and then they go in for the big internal anal pop. Kinzie lets it drip out of her ass and then licks it off of the furniture. From hot sex to freak show in less than fifteen seconds.
Charmane Star & Jules Jordan
This girl is pure eye candy and sexual heat. It doesn’t matter what line Jules shoots Charmane for, he is stunning and seems to save her best scenes for him. We get to admire her in some sexy lingerie for a very long time before Jules comes in to get the scene started. She keeps teasing as she sucks his cock, working her gloves off slowly and really playing to the camera. Compared to the other scenes in this movie, this one plays a little softer. Charmane doesn’t go over the top when she fucks. She takes her time, lets us enjoy watching her as she enjoys herself. It is hard to imagine a hotter shot than this perfect creature in spoon with one leg high in the air as she is taken from behind. His dick slips easily into her ass in this position, adding awesome anal to the already impressive mix. Charmane is gorgeous and shows off her body as she proves that little Asian girls can do just fine in the anal sex department. Everything is just perfect right up to the popshot. Jules leaves his load in her ass and then watches as it drips down her leg. I just can’t get into the creampie stuff. It ruined a near perfect scene for me.
Delilah Strong
Last but not least, Delilah has her mind in the gutter and her ass ready for action. First we get to enjoy her ass out by the pool. The move inside for some toy play. I’m not a huge Delilah fan so I think I’ve already seen the highlight material. We’ll stick it out, but so far this looks like more of the same. After some asshole play, she gets on her knees for dick sucking. Hey look at that. A cock that isn’t pre-pumped. Delilah actually has to use her mouth to get him hard. (That’s old school man.) Once it does get hard, Erik holds her head until she starts choking on it a bit. Jules jumps in and everyone is having a good time by now. Erik and Jules fuck Delilah, they slap her, they choke her and eventually they sodomize the dirty blonde just like she wants. To really finish out the least entertaining scene of the movie, the guys dump loads into her ass and then watch as she pushes them into a glass and drinks them. Welcome to the side show. Next stop, the dog faced boy.
There are two ways to look at this movie. If you’re a Jules Jordan fan, then you will see all of the things you love about his movies. It has really good eye candy, hot sex and great women. It just also happens to have anal creampie endings to every scene. That is the part of the movie that is most disappointing. If you happen to be a big fan of the anal creampie genre, then you might have mixed feelings. There is something about this part of the movie that doesn’t seem quite right. It looks and feels like Jules is doing something for an audience rather than shooting what really works for him. On the other hand, I guarantee that these scenes are the best looking anal creampie scenes on the market today. Other than the genre-specific action which I found totally pointless and boring, this movie is pretty fucking great. The girls are hot, the sex is very well shot and for the most part, it is nearly perfectly paced. Jasmine and Sativa are great in the opening scene. Naomi shows off her skills as more than just a chick with a hot ass. Kinzie is buck ass wild and Charmane is beautiful and even adds some softness to a movie that is all about the freak show finish. There is a lot to like here and I’m sure that creampie fans will enjoy seeing so much gloss put on their porn. It just didn’t ring true to me and frankly even if it did, these endings would be lost on me. As we say, you results may vary.
