Naked Aces
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
78 Mins.
Digital Playground
www.DigitalPlayground.com
DIRECTOR: Robby D
THEMES: Bikinis, Guns, Tease, Big Tits
CONDOMS: None Noted
2007
11/06
STARS: Shay Jordan, Whitney Steven, Austin Kincaid, Kimberly Franklin, Ryaan Reynolds, Scott Nails, Mick Blue, Marco Banderas & Tommy Gunn
REVIEW-
Hot chicks, bikinis, guns, hot dogs, pizza and boobies. I think this short list was probably Robby D’s entire pitch for “Naked Aces.” The movie has all of these things and honestly, what more do we need? There isn’t a story per say, but there is a theme. Bikini chicks with guns and a lot of attitude. That’s half the equation. The other half of course is the sex. Sex that should be pretty fucking good based on the cast and Robby’s recent work. Digital Playground contract girls Shay Jordan anchors the sexy cast. If you haven’t seen this beautiful girl yet, please feel free to rent this DVD based solely on her presence. If that isn’t enough, just check out the major guns brought to the table by Whitney Stevens and Ryaan Reynolds. These naturally busty babes always use their natural assets, but with Robby shooting a glossy DP production, they are also as beautiful as have seen them so far.
Shay Jordan & Tommy Gunn
By now you all know how I feel about Shay Jordan. Now imagine how I feel about watching her sit in a bikini while she stares at the camera and licks a hot dog. From a cloud of mist comes a hooded ninja warrior looking to do harm to our bikini clad meat lover. Shay easily overtakes him and forces him to eat first the hot dog and then her pussy. (Force? Yeah right!) She holds him at gunpoint until her pussy is wet enough for his dick to just slide right in. Even with the picture all washed out, Shay’s beauty shines through. Every time I see Shay, she seems to fuck with a little more enthusiasm. With each scene, her energy seems to rise and she’s quickly becoming one of the best contract performers in the business. Tommy drops the hammer on her tight little pussy and then leaves his load all over her pretty face. If you can’t kill them, fuck them raw I guess.
Austin Kincaid & Scott Nails
Please don’t watch the beginning of this scene with any liquid in your hand. Watching Scott play “Mullet Boy” is funny enough, but when you throw in Austin as a gun toting chick ready to blast the TV and you have all the makings of a soda through the nose incident. (Which by the way hurts like a mother fucker.) Laughter aside, this busty babe bounces into our hearts and then bobs hear head on his lap. She keeps right on going with her pussy, pumping up and down in cowgirl and then turning side saddle to really pick up the pace. Scott nails her in the face with a shot of hot cum. This isn’t as hot as the opener, but it is pretty tough to top Shay.
Kimberly Frankly & Mick Blue
Chicks with guns can be very, very aggressive. Mick finds that out the hard way when Kimberly attacks him. He’s just a tourist out taking pictures, but she literally drags him between her legs and orders him to lick her box. When she finds out what he’s packing, Kimberly really gets aggressive. She grabs it by the shaft and sucks it hard enough to make his whole nuts shoot out the tip. The sex is loud and aggressive with some nice eye candy. It’s an odd mix with the glossy look and the harder sex, but it works I suppose. Things really get ramped up in reverse cowgirl when she throws her legs high in the air and takes everything he’s got. He leaves a great big load right between her huge tits.
Ryaan Reynolds & Scott Nails
This hot chick doesn’t really need any guns. Nature has given her a set of her own that are more potent than anything Smith & Wesson could ever make. She orders a pizza, pulls a gun on Scott and then threatens him with a blowjob. Ryaan doesn’t care that the pizza guy is a big nerd. As long as he has a big cock, she’s a happy young girl. This pretty girl loves to talk as she sucks and provides enough eye candy to send us all into diabetic comas. The sex is short, but easy on the eyes and the facial is fantastic. Scott shoots across Ryaan’s beautiful face. That’s a spicy meatball!
Whitney Stevens & Marco Banderas
Young Whitney sees Marco flaming it up and decides that he is a waste of good hard cock. Instituting her own scared straight program, Whit whips out a gun makes Marco dance and then pins him down with her massive melons. After nearly smothering him with those things, she takes him inside and makes his cock disappear in her mouth. We get to watch her lick and stroke that big dick as she stares into the camera. As they start to fuck, she reaches down and pushes his prick back to her ass. I guess he should feel right at home in that hole. The short ass fuck looks great and is only gets better when he blasts her pretty face. This scene is followed by some hot tease footage of Whitney in a bathtub surrounded by hand grenades. This might have been better earlier in the movie, but any bonus Whitney is good in my book.
The high gloss look of this movie isn’t my favorite style. It takes a pretty hot chick and a very hot scene to fight through that look to provide strokeable smut. This movie is quite strokeable even with a few things working against it. The glossy style and what seem to be painfully short sex scenes do not make this ideal for raincoaters. The cute tease, humor and heavy guns & bikini stuff makes it perfect for guy who love soft core set up that delivers just enough hard core. It’s great looking and pretty damn hot from start to finish. I love the mix of humor and cheesecake in the tease. With women like Shay and Whitney it is tough to go wrong. They look beautiful and handle weapons almost as well as they handle hard cocks. How are the sex scenes? Good, but too short. Shay is awesome as always and clearly getting hotter with each passing scene. Whitney Stevens is great as always. This girl has to be one of the hottest rookies of 07. She looks beautiful here and the only way these two scenes could be better is if they were longer. Not a raincoat movie, but definitely not as soft as most couples stuff, this is another tweener from Robby and Digital Playground. It features great eye candy, fun tease, hot sex, a glossy look and not a single circus sex act in sight. Enjoy it accordingly and feel free to join me in drooling over two of the hottest women on the planet, Shay Jordan and Whitney Stevens.