Holy F#@K It’s Huge

MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

155 Mins.

Candy Shop

www.CandyShopDVD.com

DIRECTOR: Juan Cuba

THEMES: Interracial Sex, Big Dicks

CONDOMS: None

2007

1/07

STARS: Chelsie Rae, Jayden James, Isabella, Veronica Stone, Aline, Rico Strong & Justin Long

REVIEW-

For those of you who can’t see the cover shot on this movie, you’re missing out. It’s a great picture of Chelsie Rae with a big black cock at the side of her head and a priceless look on her face. I don’t know if this is the biggest dick she’s ever seen, but she sells it well. Somehow I would imagine that her scene inside the movie is just as good as the shot on the outside. She is a hot performer who can be as dirty as anyone and still look great. I don’t know if I have seen a lot from the other girls in the cast, but I’m sure they will do their best to handle the sizeable slabs of beef sent their way. The man behind the camera for this size obsessed adventure is Juan Cuba. He has done some very serviceable stuff of late, but sometimes does a bit too much. There is a tendency by too many directors lately to talk way too much behind the camera. In Juan’s case it comes out as this breathless half-whispered fawning that isn’t quite as annoying as Powers, but it isn’t totally out of the ballpark either. Just the fact that his banter brings up Ed’s name should tell you how dangerously close he comes to ruining great scenes. Let’s hope he pulls back on that and lets the girls enjoy their huge treats.

Jayden James

We start on a shot of Jayden’s spiked-heel booth. Juan moves the camera up her body and fawns all over her in a way that will have you reaching for the mute button in seconds. If you do that you will miss her expressing her love for black dick. Can’t someone please explain to directors that we would much rather hear her talk and see her body than listen to anyone behind the camera. Even when she gets to meet the black cock she will be fucking, Juan does more talking than the two people actually in the scene. He slows down a little bit as the action starts, but Jayden doesn’t exactly set the world on fire. She licks his cock and then stands up to show off her big ass. The energy is pretty low for a while, but she works into the scene eventually. I can’t exactly put my finger on it, but for some reason this scene holds no interest for me. It just never gets off the ground.

Isabella & Rico Strong

This time Juan is on camera, talking to his girlfriend. He has a gambling problem and has lost again. To pay Rico back, he has to let him fuck his girl. Her only requirement is that he has a small dick. Sorry babe, it’s pretty big. That doesn’t stop Isabella though. She gives a pretty good blowjob with nice eye contact to get us going. Rico puts her on her knees with her ass high in air so he can fuck her hard from behind. The action gets even better looking when she rolls over and takes it on her back. Isabella holds her feet up near hear head and talks dirty as he pounds away on her hot hole. She may have said she didn’t want it big, but her screaming and energy tell a different story. It takes her a while to get used to the dick in her ass, but by the time they roll into RCA, the shots are fantastic. I think that the scene would be stronger overall if it were cut a bit tighter. This is awesome footage, but it feels like the movie has been going on forever and we’re only to the end of scene two. He finishes with a nice facial. Must better scene than the first, but it still needs to be cut.

Veronica Stone

Poor Veronica is lonely and wants some cock. Her boyfriend is being a dick and won’t give her any. She asks Juan to help her out and he gets her some big black dick to play with. Veronica is impressed, but the blowjob she gives is too short. In a movie that is cut so loosely why is there a shortage of hot BJ footage? He bends her over and fucks her from behind really hard for a while, letting us enjoy her long legs while he enjoys that tight pussy. Watching this leggy girl get boned is pretty hot. It’s not the best scene in the movie, but far from the worst.

Aline

The lead in to Aline’s scene is pretty bad. Not only does Juan fawn too much, but most of the footage seems way out of focus. It’s just off. She sucks Juan’s finger, but he is just giving us way too much of him and not enough of her. By the time Rico comes in it feels like he is saving us all from something dreary. He doesn’t really. In fact, he takes over with the chatter and makes himself the star instead of the pretty blonde kneeling at his feet. When he isn’t talking, he is spanking her as and that gives us something nice look at for a while. I love the leg shots and she seems to enjoy being pumped hard. Some long deep strokes make her pussy gape a little. She turns up the heat by pushing back and making her ass shake while she gets it deep. Aline kind of wins me over with some really hot cowgirl and by doing her best to drown out the constant man chatter that threatens to get in the way. They stop in the middle to talk to Juan, killing the momentum and really fucking things up right before a hot facial finish.

Chelsie Rae

No lead in necessary for Chelsie. She already has the dick in her mouth when Juan shows up. He can’t just let her go though. He has to do a breathy little interview instead of just watching her suck. Luckily this little blonde knows just how to talk to the camera to save the day. Her clothes are still and she so focused on worshipping that big cock that nothing else seems to matter. She gets out of her clothes and on top of the cock for a long hard ride. It seems to be a struggle for her at first, but we get to check out her fine ass while he finds a way to make his big dick fit into her hot hole. As hot as this is, it can’t hold a candle to the footage of Chelsie with her pussy towards the camera and her body bouncing up and down on his big prick. The way she plays to the camera separates this scene from most of the others. Chelsie is just a more seasoned porn chick who knows what we want to see and hear. In between positions she sucks him off while rubbing her pussy. Big bonus points for that. They finish up with some good spoon and then she hangs her head upside down to make a good target for his load. Chelsie Rae is a superstar folks and she loves big black cocks.

Juan Cuba gets it right most of the time with this movie. He has a pretty good cast of women and shoots the sex pretty well. The behind the camera stuff is really annoying. This isn’t just a problem with Juan though. A number of directors do it and they should all stop. This title is basically like most of Juan’s other movies. There is a bit of a set up, always revolving around a girl who is horny and in need of a big black dick. That’s really all the set up we need in a movie like that. Then it’s time for the girls to do their thing, they do a pretty good job. Chelsie, Aline and Isabella are the best reasons to watch this movie. The other two are pretty forgettable. If you like IR lines, this is one to check out. Even with too much chatter behind the camera, Cuba does a pretty good job of capturing the action and Chelsie is always worth watching.