American Pornstar 2

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MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

112 Mins.

Platinum Blue Productions

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DIRECTOR: Skye Blue

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2007

12/06

STARS: Jessica James, Jada Fire, Penny Flame, Mary Carey, Jasmine Klein, Shay Sights, Mikey Butders, Nick Manning & Evan Stone

REVIEW-

I’ve already seen this movie and I’m confused about what it is. It sounds like a sex star competition, but the opening titles have Evan Stone doing some kind of action/adventure/comedy stuff. So I don’t know exactly what it is. It seems to have something to do with Mikey Butders. Who is Mikey Butders? I think that is the point. We don’t know how he is and maybe they are trying to make him the American Pornstar. At any rate, he is going to learn the ropes from Nick Manning so take that for what it’s worth. Those of you tuning for a talent competition or anything other than an odd collection of random sex scenes, try something else. This movie won’t give you any of that.

Jessica James & Nick Manning

Does Jessica have what it takes to be an American Pornstar? Nick is going to find out. He goes down on her for a long time. This scene is a perfect example of why guys going down on chicks makes for horrible porn. We have a long (REALLY long) shot of Nick’s face and hands. They block her pussy and essentially give us five minutes of Mr. Manning making absurd pussy eating faces and equally absurd slurping noises. Hey, I’m all for doing whatever it takes to get the woman going, but this just doesn’t look good. That I have time to write so much about it tells you that it’s just way too long. Sticking with the theme, Jessica starts the blowjob with ridiculous gagging noises. Darlin, if that dick makes you gag and choke then you’re in the wrong business. Nick grabs her by the hair and growls, further confusing things and turning a scene with mediocre sexual heat into a scene that will lose most of the couples-appeal it might have had. Jessica is better when she is fucking. At least we can enjoy her body as she bounces. There isn’t really a lot of energy of chemistry coming across in this scene. About the best I can say about it is that Nick doesn’t growl through the whole scene. It’s a very vanilla, ultimately forgettable opening scene a facial that is predictably ruined when Nick spouts his wood killing catchphrases.

Jada Fire & Mikey Butders

Am I the only one who thinks that Jada is going to chew Butders up and spit him out? When he tries to order her around, even Mikey seems about ready to laugh. Even almost fully hard his cock fits easily into her hand so we have to wonder is Jada might just break it off. She puts her full lips around his growing dick and easily handles it. We’ve seen Jada do some impressive oral work on considerable cocks so this is like a spring training game for this stunning superstar. Before they start fucking she mumbles something about how small he is. I guess that is supposed to get Mikey all riled up and ready to drop the hammer on her. Jada gets on top and bounces that big beautiful ass up and down. Mikey holds his own, hanging on for dear life as he pounds up into her. This scene has a lot more energy than the opener. When he rolls her over, Mikey pumps that sweet pussy hard enough to make her tits bounce as Jada handles all of the dirty talk. The reverse cowgirl is good, but if you really want to watch a porn star fuck, check out the way Jada works her hips in doggy. Now she really does look like she’s trying to break that dick off inside of her. He gives her a huge load all over her big tits. Mikey holds his own here and delivers a much better scene than we saw from the opener.

Mary Carey & Nick Manning

If there was such a thing as a potential train wreck meter, this scene would probably break it. Mary and Nick together? Will there be enough room on set for these two, their porn personas and egos? They start by giggling, talking too much and eventually kissing. Nick works down her body, babbling the whole time, until his fingers find her pussy. After eating her pussy for a while, Nick gets to feel what Mary‘s mouth feels like. Dude, can you ever crack a smile? You have a hot blonde chick sucking you off and all you can do is scowl, growl and basically look like you would rather be serving six years in prison than fuck this woman. It just takes away from the scene and kind of makes it unwatchable. Mary isn’t necessarily known for her sexual energy, but she does a pretty good job this time around. She bounces pretty hard, working that smooth, shaved pussy all the way to the root. Though Nick keeps talking way too much, there is some good action along the way. Mary bends over and takes is hard from behind, Look out folks, they had to fake the pop. We get an excruciatingly long shot of Nick making his “dropping loads” face and then cut to Mary‘s tits for a slow pan up to her face covered in something. Somehow I would imagine that the story behind this is more interesting than this sex scene.

Jasmine & Shay Sights

Great, we throw a veggie scene into the mix. I shouldn’t roll my eyes before it even begins, but given the vanilla nature of the action so far I don’t have high hopes. There is some decent kissing and relatively enthusiastic pussy licking I suppose. At least this time we don’t have to contend with obnoxious male chatter getting in the way of the action. I just can’t get too excited because there isn’t much of a spark here. Even the toy play is so low impact that it’s sleepy. Maybe that’s more like real love making, but it doesn’t make for great porn.

Penny Flame & Mikey Butders

Penny is a great tease with a hot body. She also has a lot to say about Mikey. “Who the hell is Mikey Butders?” she asks. Penny finds out rather quickly and gets intimately acquainted with little Mikey before they even say hello. She uses her hands wonderfully as she sucks his cock. Give Mikey points for not shooting his load within moments of letting Penny work his meat. She sucks the balls, twists hr hands and delivers the best blowjob of the movie by a longshot. The energy level stays high as he bends her over and fucks her. Continuing what they started with the blowjob, Penny and Mikey deliver the most energetic fuck of the flick. Penny gets on top and shows off her cute ass as she rides him. They finish up with a huge load all over her face. I don’t know if this is really a competition, but if it is, Penny wins hands down.

What the hell was this about anyway? Not sure and I don’t think it matters. It’s a bunch of random scenes and a few of them are worth watching. Penny closes the movie out with a really good turn with the apparent star of the show, Mikey Butders. If every scene were as hot as this one, then I would be singing the praises of the whole flick. Working backwards we have a rather forgettable veggie pairing, a scene where Nick Manning actually looks angry about the very idea of fucking Mary Carey, a totally strokeable Jada Fire scene and a completely unstrokeable opener. I don’t know what happened there. Jessica is hot, but she seems totally bored, overdoes the fake gagging and just doesn’t seem to be able to overcome what Nick is doing to fuck things up. This kind of male talent interference should be frowned upon and I seriously hope that Mikey picks up on Nick’s good qualities and not the roid-rage growling, faux rough sex act and wood killing catch phrases. I realize that Nick is a star, but I think there are still some people buying movies who actually believe that the women are the stars of the show and who enjoy it when a guy at least pretends that he enjoys what he does. We need more scenes like the ones we got from Jada and Penny. Those two scenes alone are worth watching and everything else just kind of fills in the time.


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