Blondes Have More Squirt
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
107 Mins.
Kick Ass Pictures
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DIRECTOR: Glenn Barron
THEMES: Wet Play
CONDOMS: None
2007
3/07
STARS: McKenzee Miles, Kylie Wilde, Isis Love, Leah Luv, SinDee Jennings, Lee Stone, Johnny Sinns, Clarke Kent, Kyle Stone & Van Damage
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REVIEW-
It’s time for another wet trip into the world of female bladder control. In porn we call these movies “squirt” flick and I suppose it’s just fine to pretend. I just hope that the crew brought along their rubber boots because things are going to get messy. Messy with what? We could debate that all day, but let’s just skip it. Let’s just go with ‘squirt’ and leave some of the illusion intact. We have a bunch of blondes here who get wet in more ways than one. As someone who doesn’t care much for wet action no matter what you call it, I can’t say that I’m likely to love this movie. Hopefully the non-squirt action will be really good so we can all find something to enjoy in this collection.
SinDee Jennings & Lee Stone
The movie opens with a pigtailed SinDee telling us as at a very young teen she had her first squirting experience at her all-girl boarding school. Both she and Lee describe the ways ‘squirt’ is different than piss and then they go right into some tease footage. Sindee is very cute so watching her strip and finger her pussy is a good way to get warmed up for the scene. Lee Stone enters and she can hardly wait to get his big cock out of his pants. After just a few strokes in her mouth Lee gets to watch her spray her stuff halfway across the room. Once that is out of the way she goes back to giving a pretty hot blowjob. Lee even scoops her up for some standing 69 at one point. Things are going really well when they start fucking, but she sprays again, this time getting it all over both of them. They do this more than once, really fucking up what is actually a good sex scene. When she isn’t pissing all over the place Sindee actually shows really good energy and bounces like crazy on Lee’s huge dick. He finally returns the favor, shooting all over her.
Kylie Wilde
Blonde Kylie describes being worried that she pissed the first time she ‘squirted.’ (Well duh.) The stories are just wearing thin already so I’m happy when the tease kicks in. Kylie is cute and does some really foot intensive tease for those of you are into toes. The blowjob footage this time is not as good as in the first scene, but it still isn’t bad. They move to an extensive period of finger fucking with the wet shot looming closer with every moan. I like the fucking because Kylie is vocal and her tits are nice and firm on every stroke. She has a tight little body and though she seems occasionally distant, puts on a pretty good show. During some pretty good looking cowgirl she stands up, sprays all over the place and then sucks his cock clean. As before, I enjoy the sex, but the constant stopping for the ‘squirt’ is far more annoying that it is hot. He pulls out and shoots all over her face.
Leah Luv
Leah acts like she has told the squirt stories many times before. Her costar is pretty funny about it as well. Leah’s tease is much more interesting, especially if you dig perky nipples. She plays with those things until they stick out from her tiny tits and beg to be sucked. There is also some extensive butt footage as she uses her thong to accentuate her curvy little backside. Leah looks really good and is even hotter when she gets a dick in her mouth. This is a very good blowjob if you like extra spit. She creates some serious streamers and plays with them in between deep strokes. With all that extra spit on his cock, no wonder if fits so easily into her pussy. Leah is another vocal girl who is more than happy to let him pound away on her for a quite a while. The squirt shot is her more subtle and it takes a while to get to. When she is riding in reverse cowgirl, Leah rubs her clit until her bladder just can’t take any more and then sprays down her leg almost in mid stroke. With a big smile on her face, Leah takes the load and closes out a decent scene.
McKenzee Miles
Both McKenzee and Kyle have squirt stories to tell. In fact, Kyle talks a lot more than the cute little blonde. Either way, I am far more interested in seeing her body than I am hearing her talk about a guy’s reaction to being pissed on. Once the tease begins, I am ready to believe that plenty of guy would let her do just about anything to them if it meant getting to stick a cock into her tight, tan young body. I really like the close up shots of her pretty pussy as she rubs the lips, spreads them slightly and shows us exactly where we all want to be. Kyle’s fingers replace McKenzee’s. He turns her over and fingers her until she is leaking all over the couch and her thighs. They keep this up even as she sucks his cock. That kind of assures that the blowjob will be way too short and that is a shame. It is hard to complain at all about the sight of this hot girl bouncing up and down on a dick. We also get to see her suck when she pulls a quick dismount and easily downs his throbbing shaft to the root. There is some great sexual energy here and a big shot in the mouth for this sexy girl to swallow.
Isis Love & Van Damage
Let’s just move past the story telling and the tease (Which actually isn’t here anyway) and get right to Isis telling us how bored she is and how much she needs cock. The only tease we get is watching her rub that pussy and beg for it. Of course that is about the only tease most of us would ever need. Van shows up with his readi-wood and Isis uses both hands to keep him happy. One caresses his balls while the other grips the shaft. Her mouth focuses primarily on the head, but she does some really nice tongue work that I am sure feels even better than it looks. When she isn’t doing that, Isis lets her free hand slip down between her legs. Nothing is quite as sexy as a girl who fingers herself while sucking cock. They follow this up with some hot looking mish as Isis hooks ones leg over Van’s shoulder and lets him go to town. She is very vocal and uses a vibrator to help get herself off. Like so many of the scenes in this movie, this one feature a woman who is easy on the eyes and a lot of great sex all wrapped around a few silly wet shots. Van leaves a wet shot of his own right in her waiting mouth.
This is a movie that has cute girls and good energy as well as the wet shots. Obviously ‘squirt’ fans should be first in line to see this movie. The ‘squirting’ is integrated into the action pretty well. It still breaks up the rhythm of the scenes from time to time, but it rarely brings it to a screeching halt. Any breaks for peeing….errrrrr ‘squirting’ are a distraction for me, but if you like this sort of thing then you should enjoy these blondes and the juices they squirt.
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