X-Girls


MOVIE TYPE: Feature

115 Mins.

Private

www.Private.com

DIRECTOR:

THEMES: Euro Babes, Super Heroines

CONDOMS: None Noted

2007

3/07

STARS: Priva, Roxy, Lauro Glotto, Nikki Rider, Katalin, Judith Fox, Tera Bond, Nikky Blond, Cindy

REVIEW-

Private is one of the last companies in porn that still makes fun features with great sex. They often pull their ideas from mainstream hits. I think that’s a great thing. After all, we don’t all run around with porn on our minds 24-7. We run around seeing mainstream things and wishing we could run them through a porn filter. The X-Men movies have been immensely popular and they certainly leave us with plenty of opportunities to add a little X-Rated spin to the X-Men franchise. With Private contract girl Priva heading the cast, there should be more than a few opportunities to turn this mainstream action into the sort of pud stroking porn that we expect from Private. I don’t know if we will see anyone fly, but I’m sure we will see plenty of hot Euro-babes getting down and dirty. That is bound to make more than just our spirit soar.

The action starts off almost right away, but don’t try to figure out any sort of plot. A dude working for the Bureau of Mutant Affairs is followed home by a beautiful brunette who apparently can disappear when she wants to. The lighting seems a bit odd and everything looks fuzzy around the edges. (Maybe I’ve finally watched so much porn that I’m actually going blind.) The action is frantic with the lovely woman staring into the camera as she sucks cock. He stands her up for doggy and the fuzzy look is really the only distraction at work. They move inside and continue to fuck hard. I like the lighting better inside and we get to really enjoy her beautiful body. She keeps her black boots on as he moves her over to the couch, pushes one leg up with his shoulder and pounds his dick home. They finish off with his dick between her boots as he shoots a geyser of goo for her.

Gorgeous Priva wants to give her man something special. She comes out dressed as an angel. While it is a very sexy outfit, this woman doesn’t need any clothes at all to look like a freaking angel. He loves the clothes and is even happier about her lovely lips working up and down his hard cock. The blowjob is good and gets him ready to seriously pound into her on the bed. With her wings still in place, Priva rolls over and takes it from behind. They move quickly to anal with Priva showing off her body in RCA and then to a big pop shot. Oh wow this girl is gorgeous.

What to do with the mutants. That is really the question. Things get even more muddled when the dude in charge of creating mutant policy falls under the spell of his lovely assistant. She has powers of her own, but backs them up with a very willing and talented mouth. Like the other scenes in this movie, this one feels a bit rushed. She finishes sucking in record time and mounts his cock. This is a classic Private scene with a very pretty girl riding dick and opening up her ass for some hot anal action. She’s not quite as hot as Priva, but she isn’t the sort of girl you kick out of bed for eating crackers either.

Priva is taken to a special school where she can understand and control her powers. The school is equipped with a virtual reality simulator to help that along. After some training, two of the girls call up a special simulation. They double up on a hard cock for a really quick little three-way. The guy nuts pretty quickly, but that is only round one. They come out of the simulator and keep right on fucking. Round two is just as short, but provides plenty of hot eye candy.

The battle between the mutants and humans is about to explode thanks to a little help from an evil master mind. That doesn’t stop two of the pretty mutant girls from taking time out to get each other off. Apparently the sex toys haven’t evolved much because these two use your standard issue glass dildos to work on each other.

Mutants prepare for battle the same way they recover for it apparently. After a nicely filmed battle scene in the woods, the last standing combatants get naked for some fun. We have basically taken the same sort of sexual energy we have seen throughout the movie and moved it outdoors. Three hot chicks working with each other and one lucky guy who spends an awful lot of time up one hot Euro babe’s ass. They end up sharing a load as he empties his cum all over them.

There is of course a final fuck that helps to resolve story. The good news is that Priva is back to help save the world. The bad news is that she has to share the spotlight in this outdoor four way. Nothing against the naughty blonde of course, but I’m here to see Priva work her magic and no one else comes close. All four of them move below deck where the girls do battle in some dueling asses. The sight of Priva in RCA bouncing her gorgeous body up and down is enough reason to save a load for the finale. She really looks amazing and I really wish she didn’t have to share the spotlight at this point. At least Priva gets the double penetration and then is doused with two hot loads of penile pudding. Guys, don’t miss this woman. She is truly a revelation and I think many of you will fall for her just as hard as I have. Well, maybe not quite that hard.

If you like porn versions of mainstream hits, then X-Girls is a must see. If you like Private one tenth as much as I do, it I also a must see. These two factors are probably the other reasons most of you will need to check it out. There are some nice nods to the mainstream franchise including a killer fight scene. There isn’t a whole lot of comic book action here and not much costume play, but that doesn’t really slow things down. It follows the original story as closely as possible without forgetting that it is a porn flick. That’s a very important factor and one of the things that makes Private better than most companies that try to make features. I had a good time with this movie and especially loved watching Priva’s scenes. She struggles a bit with dialog (And as a topic of discussion, which is better; the horrible dub jobs or super thickly accented English?) If I have a complaint about the action in this movie it would be that the scenes are too short. The action is so good that I am always left wanting more. Perhaps we will get more in a sequel very soon.