Butt Worx
Butt Worx
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
235 Mins.
Jules Jordan Video
www.JulesJordanVideo.com
DIRECTOR: Jules Jordan
THEMES: Butt Worship, Anal Sex
CONDOMS: None
2007
5/07
STARS: Maya Hills, Annette Schwarz, Gina Lynn, Nikara, Alexis Texas, Julia Bond, Jules Jordan, Steve Holmes
REVIEW-
With a handful of the best-selling, hottest lines of smut on the market, Jules Jordan is prepared to add to that impressive collection. This one is all about the butts and that is a subject that Jules knows something about. Jules has a visual style that lends itself perfectly to blending great tease with hot sex. He also tend to hire the right women for the job. In this case, there are some seriously fine asses for us to enjoy. He’s got Gina Lynn in the mix and that is good for two reasons. She’s got a very hot ass so she fits the theme of the movie. Gina also does great work for Jules so that should be a hot scene. Maya Hills is another fine-assed hottie. Her scenes vary a great deal based on who she is working for. In the hands of a talented director she is one of the hottest babes in the business. Even with such a star-studded cast, there is perhaps a bigger reason to love this movie. We have, according to the box, Julia Bond’s first on-screen anal scene. Julia is one of the hottest girls in porn so this is quite a big event.
Julia Bond & Jules Jordan
OK, pop quiz. Do you throw out your hottest scene at the start of a movie or hold it? Follow up question? Is Julia Bond the hottest girl in this movie? Dennis Miller follow up. Whether Julia is or is not the hottest girl in the movie, will she deliver the hottest scene? What was the original point? Oh yeah, Julia Bond leading off the movie in what the box proclaims is her on-screen anal debut. I would call that a marquee event. Will it translate to porno gold? If I stop asking these stupid fucking questions, we might just find out. Julia shows up at Jules‘ place and wants to use the pool. That serves as the perfect excuse to see this awesome babe in a bikini. Her ass looks fantastic and with the help of some oil that he just happens to have lying around, we get to enjoy those thunder cheeks as they glisten in the mid-day sun. Listen carefully and you can almost hear them singing “It’s good to be Jules Jordan” over and over. As if to ram home that point, she perches herself up on a barstool and lets Jules rub his cock on her ass for a while. They trade places and he gets to feel just how good her mouth really is. Since this is a movie about asses, the blowjob is a little short. Jules wants to taste her ass so we cut away just as the BJ is really heating up. There are some great leg and ass shots as he munches on her butt and then fucks her in standing doggy. Sticking with the theme, they settle onto the couch where Julia’s big ass is front and center for some of the most strokeable cheek bouncing you will ever see. We know that Julia is perfect eye candy for just about any movie, but she also brings a lot of energy to the table in this scene. Jules has her finger her own ass and then actually steps up to the plate and licks her fingers clean. Now tell me guys, does that tell us all that Julia has an ass worth tasting or what? Sliding his dick home, Jules takes Julia in the butt, providing us with perfect footage of the action. Breaking the rhythm early for A2M doesn’t really help the heat, but maybe we got it out of the way so that we can just enjoy this beautiful sight. No such luck of course. We get it in between every position, causing many of us kind of hit reset on the stroke-o-meter if you know what I mean. Back on top, Julia drops her cheeks towards the camera and makes sure that anal sex lovers are beating it just hard as the ass worshippers out there. Jules finishes off with a POV shot as he rams her ass from behind and streaks those cheeks with a big load. It’s like he just marked his territory. Julia Bond has done anal and it will be tough for anyone to top this scene.
Annette Schwarz & Steve Holmes
Wow, that is a tough scene to follow. Annette Schwarz might be the woman to do it though. We get some long distance voyeur shots from across the pool as she waits in her in her tight little porno short. Jules follows her around a bit, getting some nice leg shots in there with the boot coverage. She moves inside where Steve Holmes is waiting with open mouth. Though he’s already got a raging hard on, Steve goes in for some ass munching on Annette’s pale cheeks. He even licks her feet before finally moving to her pussy. After hitting all of her hot spots, Steve is on the receiving end of some of the best deep throat in the business today. Annette is able to take that long cock all the way down her throat with remarkable skill. It is this tremendous skill that makes her occasional faux-gag noises seem even more pointless than usual. They stick with the theme nicely by exchanging ass-licking moments. Frankly I would rather watch Annette’s ass being eaten, but that’s only because I prefer the site to her hienie to that of Steve’s hairy man ass. Of course even Steve’s rump isn’t as wood killing as the stupid gag-fest that follows. Blowjob lovers should quickly skip over this and pretend it doesn’t exist. Annette actually undoes the heat she provides with the first round of oral. Thankfully these horrid noises end when he moves his cock from her throat to her pussy. She is a very energetic performer who is vocal, a hot dirty talker and very easy on the eyes when she is on top with her ass stuck out for the camera. It isn’t long before he throws her onto her side and slides into that fine ass. Even though he is buried deep in her sweet ass, Steve can’t help but pull out and let her deep throat him again now and then. As impressive as this is, it isn’t nearly as hot as the shot of Annette on the edge of the bed in a modified spoon position fingering her pussy while Steve tries ramming her colon up into her lower intestine. He gives her a big blast in the mouth that Annette holds just long enough for the camera to close in and capture her smile as she swallow it. This is hot for totally different reasons than the opener, but it is hotter nonetheless.
Alexis Texas
We all have our own little likes and dislikes. One of the things I just love is the sight of a woman with a great ass in jeans. That is exactly what we get as we follow Alexis up the stairs to Jules‘ place. She doesn’t stay in the tight denim for long because he has her change into a sexy swimsuit with only the thinnest string of fabric running up her crack. She has a great body to go along with a really pretty face. Watching her strut around the house showing off her assets should remind everyone why Jules is still the king. This is beautifully shot tease and it builds up our desire to see her railed just perfectly. Jules waits patiently before jumping in there and pulling Alexis on top of him. Still dressed she has that big ass out for all to see. Moving her ass up to his face, Jules gets buries as she digs his cock from his pants and starts sucking. If the head is half as good as it looks, then it must have been tough for Jules to pull himself away. He has to keep the butt fans happy though and does so by slipping his dick into her pussy while grabbing those cheeks with both hands and holding on for dear life. Keeping her ass in the shot, he moves to doggy where we get to see those sweet cheeks jiggle with each hard slam of his hips. Jules pulls out and actually fucks her ass cheek like they are a big set of tits. He does this until his cock explodes all over her ass. Alexis rubs the cream into her crack and proves that a great ass scene doesn’t have to include anal to be fantastic. Alexis may not be as seasoned as Julia Bond, but I can see her being every bit as popular. She really has the whole package going for her.
Maya Hills
Disc two opens with the lovely Maya Hills up on a barstool showing off her great ass. Sticking with the ass worship theme, Jules shoots up at her sweet cheeks and probably moves the camera more than he really needs to. When did porn become constant motion? Even the best director in porn can’t hold still these days. Are they putting something in the water up in Porn Valley? Once Maya starts walking, she provide the movement, but I swear I’m getting motion sick just watching the camera zoom needlessly in and out. I know that Jules must get frustrated that other people copy his shit, but they do it because it’s good. You don’t necessarily have to do it differently just because everyone is trying to imitate you. OK rant over, back to Maya’s ass. We do settle in rather nicely on the bed. Maya sticks her ass up in the air and fingers both of her holes at once. This is more what we have come to expect from the reining king of gonzo porn. Great ass shots and eye candy as she slides several toys in and out of her tight little asshole. Jean shows up with a question about editing and soon has his face buried between her fine cheeks. Since she already had a good head start it doesn’t take long for Maya to be cock starved and ready to go. This would actually be the perfect time to go for the sex, but they have to pull out the anal beads. You know what that means. (Good anal foreplay? Nope, a trip to the side show where people with much less talent than Jules have to make their living.) OK, it’s a short trip with just one “here suck these” moment on the anal beads. (Still waiting for one guy to do the honors. Come on, if her ass tastes THAT good, go for it. Anyone? Yeah, didn’t think so.) Maya turns around and sticks his cock in hr mouth. Apparently she likes the taste of that better than yesterday’s nearly digested lunch. Jean is not a small guy, but he goes nearly to the root with such ease that I almost wondered if Jules had hired one of the Moderately Hung White Boy Mafia members to stunt cock here. Right in the middle of a fantastic blowjob, Jean grabs her head and tries to make her choke. Then he double fish hooks her mouth. So apparently Jean wants to become an honorary member of the over-compensating MHWBM even though he can do just fine on his own. At the start of the mish, he grabs her neck, but thankfully that doesn’t last long. This is far too good a scene for me to keep wincing as I see the hard turns down freak show alley. We get a few minutes of very hot action, then both hands go around her neck. There are specific shots in this scene that could be edited out that would make this one of the best scenes I have seen so far this year. It’s literally that close to perfection. As she turns over and puts her ass in the air it is hard to think of anything other than how damn great she looks getting plowed like this. The lack of A2M is a nice touch. Oh there is some, but at least it doesn’t come every three seconds. It flows a little more with the action so that’s a huge plus. Instead we get a nearly flawless anal scene with just a few moments of choking to remind us where porn has gone. This scene is a huge turn on right up until the end. They go for the internal anal shot and then Maya tries to push it out in piledriver. At least we can be thankful that most of it stays inside.
When it comes to asses worthy of worship, Gina Lynn is right up there at the top of the list. Jules and Gina work well together so you can imagine how hot the tease footage is. He follows her around his place and Gina struts like she knows exactly how freaking hot she is. There is a good chemistry between these two that leads to some playful spanking and bit of desperation as they can’t wait to fuck each other. It gives the scene a slightly rushed feel that actually works. The ass shots are great as she rides him like she’s trying to break something. They move around the house to give us some standing doggy at the stairs. Even though it doesn’t allow for great booty shots, I have to list the mish as one of my favorite shots from this scene. Gina has her legs thrown back and invites Jules to pound away on her hot pussy. The energy and chemistry are as impressive in this scene as the ass shots. Jules builds up such a big load that he actually overshoots her face with the first couple of streams. There is still enough there to hose her down though and Gina helps out by rubbing it into her face during some nice post-pop footage.
Nikara &Jean Val Jean
This girl is such an oddity that she’s almost scary. Yes folks, it’s the vaginal virgin ready to show off her great ass and monstrous tits. Jules lets her pull her tight leopard skin pants down over her big cheeks and use a clear butt plug to open up that sphincter. Moving upstairs, she finds Jean waiting for a taste of that beautiful backside. For ass lovers and face sitting fans, this may be the scene to watch. Nikara squats over Jean and shakes her cheeks until they are slapping him hard enough to bruise the poor guy. Have no fear, he gets his revenge with some serious finger action and some huge anal beads for Nikara’s sweet hole. Since the pussy is off limits to cock, he slides the beads in there and hauls his meat around to her mouth. As soon as his dick hits the front of her tongue, she starts making the dying duck sounds. Whoever taught this pretty girl to make this horrible sounds during a blowjob should be stabbed through the eye with a burning spike. It would be nice to see a director with the vision and style that Jules has step in and put a stop to it, but he lets it go on, killing the heat for several minutes. For the most part, these trips to lame, wood killing freakshow stuff have been brief in this movie. That’s why it’s so good. This scene sinks quickly though because she doesn’t seem to know how to suck without reminding us all of what it sounds like to turn the ignition when the car is already running. I like this girl a lot, so to have her scene totally destroyed is a tragic way to end a truly spectacular stroke flick. When she gets her ass into the mix the sound improves a great deal. Nikara spreads those big cheeks to let the camera capture the action as she strokes his dick with her tight sphincter. The energy level during the anal is great. That should be expected from a girl who only does A, but it is still nice to see them rescue this scene with some really well shot ass footage. They finish off with some face fucking that has Nikara not only gagging, but this time looking at the camera like she can’t fucking wait to get it over with. Somehow draining all joy of the sex act just doesn’t work for me. I’m funny like that I guess. A bit of tit fucking is what it takes to send him over the edge. Jean shoots a big load all over her face and Nikara sucks every last drop out of the head. Great anal and a great facial, but everything else is a waste here.
Damn this movie is long. It’s long and yet I have no problem with the running time. The scenes don’t drag or seem to lack energy like so many of these marathon fucks. I really never found myself wondering when the scenes would end. This may be the greatest achievement in Butt Worx. Jules has managed to give a movie that is nearly four hours long without letting the action drag. I know that I took some hard shots at the things I don’t like about this movie, but don’t let that distract you. These slight detours along the way are the things that I personally don’t like. Many of you will find them to be just the perfect spice in the gonzo gumbo. Remember what this movie does well. It blends some fantastic ass worshipping tease with really hot sex. There are still few people in porn who can combine great sexual intensity with any sort of visual style. At moments like this we are reminded that Jules is still the very best in the game. Julia’s anal initiation is fantastic and Alexis is a star on the rise. We should be seeing a lot of her in the future. Annette and Maya give the kind of scenes we have come to expect. Gina and Jules are great together and Nikara’s scene has a lot of appeal as well. I would probably have swapped the last two scenes just to end the movie on a really high note, but that’s being incredibly picky about a movie that is one of the best Jules has done in some time. If you love butts, great tease, hot sex and the kind of visual mastery that has made Jules Jordan the king of gonzo, then pick up Butt Worx and make it part of your porn collection.
