Anacondas & Lil Mamas
Anacondas & Lil Mamas
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
188 Mins.
Juicy Entertainment
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DIRECTOR: John E. Depth
THEMES: Big Cocks, Interracial Sex
CONDOMS: None
2007
2/07
STARS: Misty Stone, Lacey Duvalle, Rene Cruz, Tia Tanaka, Veronica Jett, Rico Strong, Wesley Pipes, Rico Strong & John E. Depth
REVIEW-
Here come another big black cock movie. You can’t move in a porn shop these days without running into one of these. They aren’t all great, but at least fans have plenty to choose from. This one features a hilarious box cover and one of the best tag lines I have seen in some time. It says “Dethroning the Size Queens.” Hey, that’s enough to make me pick it up off the shelf and give it a try. Any time we get to watch Tia Tanaka fuck, it’s a good thing. Watching her take on a big cock is even more fun. I don’t know how she takes it all, but she’s a very little thing who never fails to give us a good scene. Lacy (Or Lacey depending on which spelling you go with) is a very beautiful girl who may be petite in some areas, but who also owns a serious booty. John and the other big black anacondas have their sights set on the poor girls and they won’t be satisfied until their lust for sweet flesh I satiated.
Misty Stone & John E Depth
Poor Misty is just sitting around her house in a bikini, stripper boots and a bikini when in come the monster dick. He stares in awe and tell him to get away. Her protests fall away quickly and he open her mouth to try and inhale that might member. They get a little tricky with the camera work and that becomes a waste of time. She’s standing, bent over and sucking and we see through her legs. What are we looking at? Guys, find the shot and hold it for more than half a second OK? Misty isn’t a great cock sucker anyway and seems to do better when she can just throw her legs up in the air and let John pump his long pole into her pussy. They use so much lube that her ass is all shiny when he turns her over. The energy level picks up at times, but John fucks her like he is bottoming out and Misty fucks back like she is on the verge of pain. Usually a scene like this gets dreary when it gets long, but Misty actually seems to be able to handle the action better as things move forward. Maybe they should have cut some of the action from early in the scene because it ends up being way too long for the amount of energy it provides. I just can’t figure out why they would let this go on for so long. I got bored, became interested a bit later and then had time to get bored again. All of this happens long before John drip hi load all over her tummy. First encounter; a moderate failure.
Veronica Jett & Rico Strong
At home alone, Veronica is scared and just wants her man to come home before something bad happens to her. The pre-scene action is very cute. It’s cut like a horror movie with intense music and Rico popping out at the end. Veronica isn’t alone any more. She has a big dick to gag on. I love the glasses, hate the gagging and could probably do without the flashing light that is supposed to be the glow of the TV in the background. Veronica opens up and kind of rams her mouth around her dick. That’s pretty hot since she isn’t over-selling it with the fake gag stuff. The blowjob goes on forever and usually I like that, but there just isn’t enough energy to warrant such a long segment. This movie clearly needs a tighter edit to make it hot. This kind of low energy action carries over into the fucking. Veronica does her best to stay vocal throughout the action, but she can’t overcome the fact that we have stretched fifteen minutes of good footage into another thirty minutes worth of fucking. It take him forever, but he finally jerks a load onto her tightly closed mouth.
Renae Cruz
Phone sex becomes something more for little Renae. She plays with herself while teasing her man on the phone. I don’t really know what happens from here because there are unwatchable segments of the disc. (Bad QC) By the time I am able to watch the scene again, Renae is sucking John’s dick with a big of fear in her eyes. Though she is reluctant, Renae end up fucking him with some good energy. The QC problems keep popping up so I have to skip around a lot during this scene. I’m not sure if it’s just my disc, but it sure is annoying. She does a nice job with the big cock, stroking it with both hands and really showing some serious love. For some crazy reason they keep the cameras rolling as the director comments and they take a break. Sorry guys, but this is just lazy. Whatever heat they were building up is totally lost and it is somehow worse than the other scenes even though Renae is very cute and quite the lil mama. Most of his shot misses her face, but she manages to lick enough of it up to save the finish.
Tiny Tia is enjoying a nice warm bath when in comes the king of the wood killing boy chatter, Wesley Pipes. No one can kill a scene faster than good old Wes. He’s got Tia working hard on his long dick, but his mumbling sounds even worse echoing off the walls of the tightly fined bathroom. The blowjob is pretty low energy, but Tia is cute enough to make it work. She is also tight enough to make a challenge when Wes starts pumping that long dong up inside of her. It is a chore, but she makes it work and gives us some great looking action as well. If you just hit the mute button and watch little Tia take the big dick, then this is a very solid scene. If you make the mistake of listening to Wes then you may lose most of the appeal. To finish things off, Tia grabs his dick and comes to life, jerking a load out onto her pretty face. Cutest girl in the movie, wasted on a scene with the weakest male talent.
Lacy is looking for her stuff in the closet and when she come out, John is in her house jerking off. That is all it takes for this gorgeous young creature to get turned on. Her pretty lip wrap around that big dick and she shows u what the sistas can do when they really set their minds on something. She doesn’t take it all the way down, but drools on the head and shows off her big ass while eating his chocolate love stick. When it is wet enough, she bends over and takes him deep. I love the smile on her pretty face as she brings more energy to the table than most of the other girls. He lays the pipe to her pretty hard and Lacy take a surprising amount of dick in that snug box. Even though this scene could use some serious editing, it is probably the best combination of eye candy and sexual energy offered in this movie. There are some great shots of John holding Lacy up and letting us enjoy that fantastic ass of hers. Watching her in reverse cowgirl is enough to make anyone wonder what she was doing alone in her house to begin with. After far too long he finally unloads on her pretty face. Lacy closes her eyes, but sticks that tongue out and waits to get his DNA all over her mouth.
There are so many problems with movie I barely know where to begin. The quality on the DVD I got was really sketchy so I lost several minutes in more than one scene. (It did the same thing on two players so I can only hope it was a single disc error and not broader problem.) The pace is the biggest killer here. During the good scenes, the editing is so loose that they are at least twenty five percent longer than they should be. Even when the action is going well, it can’t sustain the running time. When the action isn’t up to par we end up staring at a boring scene for more than half an hour. Lacy provides the very best scene. She looks really cute and seems to thrive when the big cock is drilling her. Tia would have been right up there with Lacy if Wes hadn’t turned in his usual wood killing (even for him) performance. Veronica, Misty and Renae aren’t bad. Their scenes are just so long that they get boring. Ironically it is the editing of the pre-scene action that is the best part of this project. They look like cool little horror flicks and are a very tight. If the sex scenes were cut with the same care, things would be much better. Come on, they even left in a conversation with the director. How lazy is that?
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