Slime Ballin’

MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

110 Mins.

Toxxxic Entertainment

www.Toxxxic.com

DIRECTOR: Vincent Voss

THEMES: Dirty Talk

CONDOMS: None

2007

5/07

STARS: Daisy Marie, Kaiya Lynn, Carmel Moore, Lela Star, Nikki Benz, Sativa Rose, Tiffany Sweet, Austin Kincaid, Ben English, Mick Blue, Steve Holmes, Marco Banderas & Scott Nails

REVIEW-

Somehow the idea of porn and green ooze just don’t go together in my mind. Call me crazy, but anything oozing green can’t be really good. On the other hand, a splash of color added to the sets or wardrobe can be fun. We certainly get that with this oddball effort from Toxxxic. It kind of has a mild punk rock/alt feel to it, but I don’t want to kill it with the latter tag. We have seen black light porn before with varying results. This isn’t a soft, arty movie. The sex is hard core and I’m not sure how well that mixes with the tricky lighting schemes. Sometimes it is easier mix softer stuff with the odd ball lighting and editing. At least it can’t get in the way of the sex during those movies. Perhaps director Vincent Voss can find a way to combine this visual style with some great sex.

Daisy Marie & Mick Blue

Mick appears to be in a mental ward and Daisy is his fetish nurse. The harsh music and editing sets things up, but those elements are stripped away in time for the sex. We sill have a very interesting lighting scheme and some fluorescent paint on Daisy’s body. We also have an overactive camera that can’t seem to decide on a shot as well as Daisy doing her best bulimic impersonation. Talk about a quick way to ruin a potentially hot blowjob. At least she stays loud when it’s time to fuck. Daisy is one of the most consistently hot women in porn and she shows off her great body perfectly as she rides Mick’s throbbing tool. Things get a little strange when they hit the black light. This creates a distinct visual style and I like it as a change of pace. Thankfully it doesn’t last long enough to kill the overall strokeability. The camerawork is actually a much bigger distraction than the lights in this one. It might have been nice to witch back to regular light as she jerks his load into her mouth, but no such luck.

Carmel Moore & Tiffany Sweet

I was about to complain about the lack of ID on the girls in this movie, but the camerawork has totally taken my mind off of that problem. With some more day glow paint and a harsh backdrop, the sex should be rough around the edges. What shouldn’t happen is motion sickness for anyone who dares watch this thing. This time around things don’t even really get interesting until the black light comes into play. It’s a fairly dull veggie scene with just a bit of a spark coming form Carmel. At least the glow in the dark stuff is fun and cool to look at. Otherwise this scene just bored me to tears.

Kaiya Lynn and Sativa Rose & Ben English and Steve Holmes

Two of my favorite babes, Kaiya and Sativa hook up with two of porn’s biggest dicks. I should phrase that carefully. The dicks in question belong to Ben English and Steve Holmes. How’s that. The blowjob footage might be good if the camera could stay in one spot long enough for us to enjoy it. Instead things are too frantic to even begin to enjoy anything. This time the crazed camerawork carries over into the fucking and we miss out on a lot of really good stuff. Both Sativa and Kaiya have great energy and both know how to fuck. With such big dicks to play with, they have to really work. I would venture to guess that this would be quite a scene if we could just remove some of the stylistic elements. Not all of them. I don’t want to drain this scene of its personality, but strobes, fluorescent paint and tweaking ferret camera moves? Someone try the decaff please. If you can work around the problems, there are some highlights here. The girls go side by side for some fantastic RCA. Sativa even tries both guys at once and that is an impressive feat no matter what else is going on. Kaiya waits a few minutes, but eventually turns her pussy to the sky and gets fucked from above and below. She gets all wound up and when the dick in her pussy is gone end up getting totally slam fucked in her hot little ass. It takes a while, but these two women manage to shine even through the over-produced haze of visual layers that get in the way. They switch to black light for the cumshots and I don’t think that’s such a great idea. It just kind of kill what they worked so hard to build up.

Nikki Benz & Marco Banderas

OK there is some freaky shit going on here with green slime, a penis pump and shot glasses. Once we get through that, Nikki goes after Marcos’ cock as if she were a hooker in a porn flick. She opens wide and let him pump it in there while her big tits shake from the action. The camera is actually pretty steady and though the lighting could be better, we actually get to enjoy a blowjob without too much getting in the way the way this time. Nikki sucks for a long time before finally saddling up and taking a ride. The lighting has the flesh tones all fucked up, but the shape of that ass look good even if she looks like a peach. The energy level isn’t incredibly high, but Nikki is rather vocal and takes him into her mouth in between position to get a good taste of herself. Eventually he just lets go in her mouth, spraying her face and her big tits.

Austin Kincaid and Lela Star & Scott Nails

For the finale we get to watch Lela Star in yet another gonzo scene that is bound to make us once again hate the fact that we have lost her to contract girl purgatory. There isn’t much of a set up here, but with fluorescent body paint in play, we get something that sure looks colorful. Lela is great in any color and work with Scott’s big dick to try and get it down her throat. Austin is one of those girls who always seems to just be there. She isn’t bad looking by any stretch of the imagination, but I’m not sure that she adds much here. Lela is the star and other than providing another pussy for Scott to fuck, I can’t see much additional value here. In fact she is in the way a lot, blocking Lela from our view. After the day glow start, this one settles in to a pretty normal sex scene. There is slightly more movement than necessary from the camera, but it is far less intrusive than it has been during other scenes so that’s a plus. We go into some black light footage, but come out of it in time to see Scott unload on Lela. I think this might have been a hotter scene if it was one on one, but enjoy Lela doing hard core while you still can.

Bonus Disc: I don’t know if every copy of this movie comes with the same bonus DVD, but mine was Teen Spirit (A fine flick directed by Quasarman and starring Aurora Snow, Kelli Tyler and others). There are also bonus features on the main disc including photo gallery, BTS, trailers and other fun stuff.

There are times when I really get what the director was going for here and other times where I am left shaking my head. That doesn’t make for great stroke material, but at least it shows some effort. The black light stuff can be very cool and add to a frantic energy of a scene. It can also make it nearly impossible for us to actually see the stuff we are supposed to be jerking to. That part isn’t good. Sacrificing strokeability for style is the biggest problem with a project like this. It is also one of the things that makes alt-porn such an unmitigated disaster. Daisy’s scene suffers more than any other in this regard. There just isn’t enough light here. The big four way ass fuck is quite hot, but the editing kind of kills it. There is great stuff here, especially from Kaiya, but the editing style just causes things to get bogged down too often. I applaud the effort here. It isn’t every day you see a movie that tries to mix this visual style with good hard core sex. It is a tough thing to balance and we see the mixed results. There are some great moments here, but we need a little more sex and a little less style.