A reader has decided that he knows of a best list of things I should hope for on my birthday. I have commented on each on….

TwistedTwister writes:
Rog, happy early B-Day man. I read your list and while I think it was quite good. Here is what I think you should get for your special day.
1. A Signed copy of Jenna Jameson’s new book. Rog: That would be a nice read.

2. Return Performances from Leannie Lei, Cherry Mirage and Kaitlyn Ashley. Rog: From your mouth to God’s ears

3. A chance to be Mike John for just one day. Rog: Would I ever want to go back.

4. The services of Jason Seacrests’s stylist for one day. Rog: Would one day be enough? What, you don’t like the jeans/jersey look?

5. Aurora Snow or at least a mold of her parts. Rog: Amen. Not sure if she has a mold yet though. I wouldn’t mind riding Serenity though.

6. A hot Asian porn girl rub down with happy ending. Rog: That would be dangerous but hey, Asia, Kylie Rey, Mia Smiles, Sabrine Maui, Kaylani Lei, Loni, Lucy Thia, Lili Thai, Kitty anyone?????

7. A book deal. Rog: If only….

8. A sit down interview with Michael Moore. Rog: Why would I want that?

9. Your own place in the Reviewers Wing of the Porn Hall of Fame. Rog: If such a place exists, there are others who belong there before me.

10. Tons and Tons of Groupie Love. Rog: I don’t think I even have female FANS, let alone Groupies…..do I?