Porn’s Most Outrageous Outtakes 2
MOVIE TYPE: Compilation
137 Mins.
JM Productions
www.JerkOffZone.com
DIRECTOR: Jim Powers
THEMES: Humor, Train wrecks
CONDOMS: None
2007
6/07
STARS: Ashley Blue, Cindy Crawford, many others
REVIEW-
If you saw the first volume of this BTS collection then you no doubt grabbed this as soon as it came out. JM Productions puts together some of the best (or maybe the worst) behind the scenes reels in the business. They put these together with intros from Jim Powers and Johnny Thrust. The sexual value may be somewhat limited because they aren’t your typical jerk off movie. Some of you probably watch the BTS on every DVD you rent, but a lot of you probably never both to get that far when the movie is done. This collection is really for you guys. Sit back, put the lube away and enjoy meltdowns, fistfights and some emotional breakdowns that could scare a hard on off of everyone not named Kahn Tusion.
This one starts out with a little bit of blowjob action in the car off camera. Got to love it when the nasty girls can’t handle all that veggie action and just HAVE to taste some dick. The drams starts when the girls shove beans in Marilyn’s face at the end of the action. At first it fucks up the scene because everyone is laughing so hard at the absurdity of it all. When it gets back, Marilyn just storms off set. Nothing major, but it is always fun to watch porn chicks wig out.
This one is a little tougher to watch. Kiki D’Aire is the star of this movie and the early part of the BTS is pretty typical. Some laugher and some tough times during the DP. These shots always make you wonder just how they ever get through some of the longer, harder anal scene. Later, during her big IR gangbang there are some problems. She isn’t happy at all to have the guys pulling on her wig. Kiki has a bit of a breakdown and even though they made fun of her in the intro, it’s pretty sad and tough to watch.
America Gokkum 4
There is a big fight in this BTS reel, but we start out with a long interview in the make up chair. The dirty blonde rubs her pussy for the camera while she talks about the finer points of swallowing cum. When it is time to actually do her cum drinking though, she proves that she is a lot more than just talk. Tempers on the set do eventually boil over as Tone and one of the other mopes come to blows. The bet part about this is hearing Powers still giving the girl directions in the background. What professionals.
American Bukkake 25
Sometimes shooting a bukkake can be hazardous. On this set, the mega-mopes get trapped in by an angry neighbor. This brief little problem isn’t as much fun as a fist fight, but it does prove that not everyone likes having bukkake mopes hanging out in their parking lot late at night.
Cindy Crawford is the star of this BTS. Apparently Belladonna’s brother owns the house where the movie was shot and he drove Cindy to the brink by bragging about how great his sister is at anal sex. First we have to get through Ashley opening a can of absolutely whoopass on Jonni Darkko. When we get to Cindy’s meltdown things get very sad. How can someone hurt a porn girl’s feeling like this? That is just a warm up for an even bigger meltdown. If this doesn’t kill your desire to beat off then you should probably try slaughterhouse videos. It’s intriguing footage, but definitely a downer.
Gag Factor 14
As if Taylor Rain doing a Gag Factor weren’t enough reason to buy this DVD, you get some hilarious BTS. She bags on Trent and his drug ice cream truck idea. It is a bit of an inside joke, but it makes everyone laugh. We also get to see that Kami Andrews is a riot on set.
Bootilicious: Shut Up & Swallow
Sometimes hookers find their way to porn sets. That happened on this set and the results are rather hilarious. She and Weed share a Dr. Phil moment on the couch. They hit if off like no other couple in recorded porn history. For those of you who think that porn guys have it easy, watch this and see how fucking hard Weed has to work to earn his paycheck. Wow, I can’t take my eyes off of this shit.
Lesbian Bukkake 8
Oh joy, chicks pissing all over each other. Right up my alley. Most of the girls seem about as thrilled by the prospect as I am. Carley Parker puts up with a lot, but still looks fantastic. Michelle Avanti puts on a great show as the drunken porn chick of the year. You don’t even want to know what happens in the heat of the moment. Yeah you do, she loses control of her bowels just a bit. OK, now that our desire to jerk off has been taken away, this BTS kills the desire to eat as well.
Time for more Taylor Rain. She is the perfect attention whore and ends the movie with a few laughs. Some of her interview footage has to be a put on. She’s acting and I think that she is just so good that we have to be impressed. Or maybe she’s just so high that everything comes easy to her.
Wow, if this doesn’t make you shake your head and laugh your ass off then you’re way too desensitized. Some of the stuff in these BTS reels is hilarious. Some of it is disturbing and shows us a side of porn that we don’t always want to see. The fist fight between mopes was pretty damn fun. Watching a girl break down crying is disturbing. Watching a drunk porn chick drop a duce in the middle of a lesbian orgy is both. Dammit I can’t turn away from these movies no matter how hard I try. Pick it up along with a great jerk off movie though because you’re going to need to look elsewhere for stroke value. This is strictly up there for the car wreck value.
