Asian Fever 33
Asian Fever 33
www.AsianFever.com
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
185 Mins.
Hustler
www.AsianFever.com
DIRECTOR: Vin Cross
THEMES: Asian Women
CONDOMS: None Noted
2007
7/07
STARS: Demi, Katsumi, Star, Da, Michelle,
REVIEW-
It’s off to Thailand for another volume of Hustler’s Asian Fever. This line has been through a number of changes over the years. For right now, Vin Cross is in charge and he’s bringing us genuine Asian cuties. This makes the Asian Fever line quite different from the Porn Valley version of Asian action. This is both good and bad. Good because it gives us the chance to see hot women we haven’t seen a hundred times before. Bad because it looks like they have packed the cast with local hookers who may be hot and fuck well, but who don’t really have what it takes to give great scenes. To make matters worse, Vin and his crew seem to feel the need to fill the energy void by barking orders at the girls. The resulting din sounds an awful lot like annoying frat boys telling hookers how to do their job. I’m not sure how you will feel about that, but I will say right up front that it nearly killed all the heat for me. This movie has some great girls, but it is a movie best watched with the sound turned completely off.
Katsumi
No, not that Katsumi. This is a little local Thai girl who speaks pretty well during a short interview. She’s kind of cute and to test her out, Vin has her suck on some anal beads. (Clean we assume) There are two guys behind the camera and they spend a lot of time talking to each other while the beads are slowly inserted into her asshole. Sadly the chatter doesn’t stop when the sex begins. The dude holding the camera gives her step by step instructions on how to suck the modest member being shoved in her face. It is bad on so many levels. First of all, it’s bad technically. Second, it’s horrible for the stroke factor. (Show of hands, how many of you paid to listen to dudes talking semi-dirty?) Finally, it strips any fantasy out of the action. This is a semi-cute local hooker who would barely be able to suck dick without some dude telling her how. Where is the fun in that? There must be a third guy there because pretty soon Katsumi is on all fours with a dick in her pussy and another in the ass while the camera captures the action. The guys are still way too loud, but there are some nice shots of her filled at both ends. In fact, when the guy in her mouth steps away we get some great looking, very energetic doggy from this girl. They use a butt plug on her, but to be honest, things are starting to seriously drag at this point. You get the feeling that had they cut out a lot of the annoying shit, there would be a solid scene here. On her back, Katsumi gets pounded well and goes back to sucking the second prick. We are almost at forty five minutes when they start DP’ing her. That’s just too long for a scene with an energy level that is mixed at best. Even the hot anal action at this point isn’t enough to save the scene because we have to wad through too much forgettable shit to get here. When the first guy hits her with a shot in the face, she looks stunned and disgusted. Maybe that is good for some people, but it just reminds me of all that I hate about this scene. I honestly hope things get better.
Michelle
This pretty young thing has a tattoo the covers her entire back. The tease footage is good here because she also has a very sexy ass. As soon as the sex starts, we are back to listening to a guy give lame instructions. That definitely makes the blowjob pretty lame. Michelle is better than the first girl, but if you want to enjoy the movie you may have to mute it. Perhaps if he would shut up and hold the camera still, the movie would be as good as this girl is. With a lot of help, she is able to take his dick to the root. This is pretty hot, but the camera is too low to really capture the action properly. You really are better off just turning the sound all the way down and enjoying this exotic beauty. I suppose that this scene is better than the last one, but it still suffers from unsteady camera work and way too much man chatter. I love the doggy so with the sound down this is pretty good. Eventually he even works it up into her ass for some really tight fun. Even though the action is ten times better in this scene, it still goes on too long. Michelle has decent energy, but it runs out long before the scene ends. The pop shot is interesting as he pulls out and creams her crack, giving us a near creampie finish.
Demi
Sporting a red white and blue bikini, this girl puts on a very sexy tease show before her scene. Her English is pretty good, but as usual, the dude behind the camera is doing most of the talking. Demi has great tits and a pretty face that should look really good if we get decent blowjob footage. I know I’m repeating myself, but listening to these guys bark orders is about as erotic as gargling broken glass. I realize that these Thai hookers aren’t quite as well versed in the phony porn valley noises, but you don’t have to fill the void with stupid frat boy banter than sound an awful lot like homoerotic posturing between the male participants. I finally had to give up and just hit mute. Demi is cute and when she gets bent over to be fucked, we get something that is really good. I love the way she looks with her shorts pulled down only to her mid-thighs and her bikini top open. Without the guys noise in the way this is a good scene and Demi appear to ramp up her energy after a while. It looked so good that I turned the sound back on and found that the guys had quieted down enough for us to hear Demi moaning as she bounced up and down on a cock. The guys start talking again as the scene picks up and manage to mess things up even as they spray her pretty face with cream.
Star
Almost from the start, the guys ruin this one as well. I just don’t get it. The camera lingers on her body and that is great, but is anyone happy with the way this guy mumbles and dominates the audio track? This cute girl looks like she could suck a mean cock, but still the guys bark out instructions as they grab her head and pull it close. Sticking with what works, I canned the sound and just tried to enjoy this pretty Thai girl eating a hard white dick. There is some great footage of her face, but the real fun starts in doggy. That cute little ass is up in the air and he bangs away on her pussy like he’s trying to get every cent’s worth. Star doesn’t lack energy either. She stays active during mish and then uses her chance on top to grind down and take a lot of meat. The pounding gets really hard in a second round of mish and Star ends up with a big load on her pretty face. That is just round one though. She is right back on the bed with a cock in her pussy before you can say “where is the remote so I can take mute off for a second?” Round two is a lot of tightly shot doggy POV and another facial. This girl is hot even with the guys doing their best to fuck things up.
Da
I really like the tease segments in this movie. They show off the girls well and we don’t have to listen to the guys talk. Too bad they don’t last for long. Just enjoy Da in her orange bikini because she is truly a beauty to behold. Her body looks great barely covered and even better when the clothes come off. The tease comes to an end abruptly when the first guy shoves a cock right into her pussy. Moments later his friend drops one in her mouth. I love the way she stares intently at the cock whenever it isn’t in her mouth, jerking it off like she is really interested in giving him a great time. She has the best energy of any girl in the movie so I left the sound on. I wanted to hear how vocal she was and was happy to hear her moaning loudly with throbbing cocks in her mouth. The guys are still in full stupid mode, but at least their wood killing babble is mixed in with some hot girl sounds. It would just be so much better without this stuff. At least the scene doesn’t feel as long this time. Perhaps it is her energy that makes it work. The guys leave her with big loads on her face and close out the movie nicely.
The horse has been beaten to death. You already know how I feel. The guys just need to shut the fuck up in this movie. I know that the girls aren’t exactly lighting things up with dirty talk and the usual porn characteristics. On the other hand, a quiet girl is still better than a bunch of guys trying to impress us by how well they can tell a girl how to suck dick. As much as I love the girls, I recognize that they present a challenge. People watching porn expect a certain level enthusiasm. Mike John used to deal with this when he shot Panochitas for Diabolic. The local working girls didn’t always make the best porn stars. On the other hand, Mike never fucked things up by laying down a wall to wall layer of boy chatter. Perhaps some of you will like this approach better, but frankly I will be watching the next Vin Cross movie without sound from start to finish. Watch for the pretty, fresh girls because that is the strength of the Asian Fever line at this point.
