Ionie LuvCoxxx 20: I Only Love Hookers
MOVIE TYPE: Gonzo
100 Mins.
Private
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DIRECTOR: Ionie LuvCoxxx
THEMES: Hookers
CONDOMS: None
2007
3/07
STARS: Sahara Knite, Lala, Lorna Lace, Naralia, Nancy, Leah Jaye
REVIEW-
This is the first chance I’ve had to look at this series. Private obviously thinks very highly of Ms. LuvCoxxx because she’s up to volume twenty. Her style reminds me a little bit of the classic gonzo shooters. There is some Ben Dover influence of course, but also a bit of Seymore, Rodney and Buttman as well. With a woman leading the gonzo action, we get something quite fresh. Ionie hits the streets with her camera searching for hookers and guys willing to fuck hookers. The on the street interviews are pretty funny. Some of the guys have their faces blurred out. I don’t know if that mean that they are 100% real, but they sure seem genuine enough. The guys who aren’t blurred out all become male talent so we know that these are set up. It adds some fun to the action and a taste of good old fashioned gonzo fun.
Leah & Rob
I just saw this girl in Black Dick in Daddy’s Daughter 2 and he fucking rocks. Ionie finds her in the red light district and brings her home to turn her into a proper porn star. Leah warms up with a toy while Ionie goes out and find a guy on the street willing to fuck a hooker on her dime. They get back home to find Leah fucking on toy and sucking another. Rob likes the looks of his hooker all spread open and ready so he dives in. They move quickly, but don’t exactly light things up together. Leah looks good spread open and moans a bit, but the energy is moderate at best. Eventually Leah picks things up and adds some dirty talk to the action. She looks pretty good taking it from behind and would certainly be worth whatever cash you had to throw down to bone her. He pulls out and shoot all over her ass. He is impressed and Leah has decided to skip hooking and become a porn chick.
Tina
This time Ionie finds the guy first. He’s out looking for a hooker and she bring him home to meet Tina. This girl is all wound up and ready to talk dirty. If she is half as good as she seem to think she is, then we’re in for a lot of fun. For some reason the guys change. Ionie has to go back on the street to find another guy. What the hell just happened? I guess this horny hooker just needed two cocks at once to make her happy. This scene isn’t quite as interesting as the first. For all of her talk, Tina just doesn’t bring a lot of heat to the table. The guys fuck her and leave her covered in cum, but I hope Ionie finds some hotter hookers really soon.
Two Blondes
Horrible cast IDs really are inexcusable in this day and age. Ionie finds a guy and then comes back to film these two blonde tart making out with each other. There is some great play here as the girls fuck each other. If you like your hookers filthy and ready for anything, then this duo is bound to light you up. The strap on fun is very hot and makes me wonder if a guy is even needed. These two hookers can stay happy by themselves. Oh yeah, no money. Unless one of them is paying. Not likely of course, but the mind wanders during a long veggie scene.
This is the girl I’ve been waiting for. I love her. Seriously, fucking love the way she looks, the way she sounds, the way she fucks. I admit it, I’m madly in lust with Sahara. We get to watch as she spreads her legs and stuffs a toy into her twat. The set up is that she has to fuck and suck the guy who owns the garage where they are filming as well as the other guy. This beautiful woman goes right to work, sucking the first cock with great energy and eye contact that should have everyone watching hard as a rock. (So what is taking this dude so long?) The other guy gets behind her and finger her pretty pussy. If the other girls in this movie were half as hot as Sahara I don’t think I would be able to make it through. The energy is ramped up another notch when Chris finally gets hard and starts fucking her. She throws her legs in the air and talks dirty as he slams every inch right into her hot body. It takes him a long time to cum, but that just gives us more time to enjoy her awesome oral skills and to watch her wait with open mouth for a big load of spunk.
Emmy?
Who knows who these girls are any more. This brunette hooker want to be a porn star and she has to try out. She gives us a look at her pussy as she rubs, fingers and fucks it in front of an audience. This is decent toy play with some hot sucking by this young woman. The glasses really kind of help her out, but her body isn’t too bad either. She fucks herself really well and certainly puts on the bet solo how of the movie. It might be nice if she did a little more, but let’s just be happy with what have.
There is definitely some good stuff here. The girls aren’t too bad and they fuck more like porn stars than street hookers. (Not that I have experience with street hookers mind you.) For the most part, the sex is well shot and paced in a way that won’t leave anyone bored. I enjoyed the girl on girl break because the girls work so well together. Beyond that the scenes are good, but not great with one huge exception. Sahara Knite is fucking awesome. She is a beautiful woman with great energy and the sort of body that wet dreams are made of. I wish we could see more of her because she has a unique, exotic look to go along with her great performances. To be honest, she was the single reason I watched the movie and the best reason I can find to recommend this title to you. If you like the idea of a woman behind the camera for some on the street interviews and some basic hooker themed gonzo, then give this a try. What I want to see is a volume of this series called “I Only Love Sahara Knite.”