Young Cummers 3
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MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
126 Mins.
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DIRECTOR: Pat Myne
THEMES: Flexible Girls
CONDOMS: None Noted
2006
6/05
STARS: Alektra Blue, Gia Foxxx, Jamie Elle, Anna Pierceson, Courtney Simpson, Mark Davis & Pat Myne
REVIEW-
It’s time for another Pat Myne movie. For some reason, certain people think I have it for Pat. Nothing could be further from the truth. I’ve had some really nice things to say about him in fact. I’ve been critical in the past of two things about his movies. First, he often seems to be trying to make other people’s movies instead of really focusing on his own vision. He makes a lot of movies that look like he’s trying to do what Skeeter Kerkove does best. In other movies he seems be attempting a Jules Jordan feel. Those are fine, but Pat is best when he is doing what he likes and what he does best. If people still think that’s a slam, then I don’t know what to do. If I didn’t like what Pat had to offer, I wouldn’t keep telling him to do his own thing. My second criticism of Pat is something that a lot of guys do. I just hate it no matter who does it. He talks a lot behind the camera. This is fine if you’re asking questions or if it’s a true gonzo production where it is part of the action. Any time it’s just a director hissing and cooing behind the camera, it is horrible. It doesn’t matter if it’s Pat or Juan Cuba or Jules or anyone. I’ll give more specific examples, but this has been my biggest problem with Pat’s movies. Hopefully he can bite his tongue and let the hot chicks and his camerawork speak for him.
Jamie Elle & Mark Davis
Straight out of the gate, we get hit with the worst part of Pat’s work. (And to be clear, he is not the only one I slam for this.) He is cooing and hissing from behind the camera in a non-stop din that takes away from the visual beauty of Jamie Elle. She makes it worse, but matching his chatter syllable for brain splitting syllable. Why do directors feel the need to tell us what to look at every four seconds? “Look at those titties.” Like we wouldn’t be looking anyway. It’s one thing in a true gonzo movie, but in these all-sex movies it just kills any tease and makes it best to skip ahead to the actual sex scene in the hopes that the dude behind the camera (Whoever he is) will just shut up and shoot. When Mark Davis starts working a toy into her butt Jamie responds well, but we still get running commentary from the director. The A2M with toys is just silly stuff, but what really kills the heat is the wall to wall banter. Whatever skills Myne might have behind the camera (and clearly he has some) are lost in a scene like this. (And again, lots of guys do this. I’m not singling him out.) Davis tries to take over and that just leaves Jamie drooling and barking like a baby seal with his dick at the back of her throat. When we are able to forget about the banter and focus on Jamie, things get much better. She hooks her feet behind her head in a stunning display of flexibility that gives Davis full access to her pussy and her tight little ass. He takes full advantage of that, ramming his dick up her butt and making her ass gape like something had to fight its way out of there with claws and teeth. (Think Alien, but with less blood and a higher “ew factor.”) There is some great anal action here as Mark rams his meat into little Jamie. (See, I told you Pat had some skills.) Mark finishes her off with a big shot on her face.
Alektra Blue & Pat Myne
Take everything I said about the first scene and repeat it for this one. “You’re yummy”? Come on Pat, really. It starts out as a decent interview, but ends up being a mess. Given Pat’s reputation as a master of tease, I would think that he could cut this stuff out and give us something really hot that just focuses on the girls. This time around he just whips out his dick and goes for the POV scene. They switch things up a bit, dumping the POV for a more traditional camera style. That opens things up for some great looking doggy and another example of young female flexibility. He spends a lot of time talking, but eventually tires of that and just dishes out the dick. Alektra shows great energy in the reverse cowgirl. She lifts her legs in the air and manages to keep them there even with her massive stripper shoes on. This is a very solid scene once it hits its stride and we finish with a big load on her face. (She’s holding her heels reminding us of a Skeeter Kerkove shoot.)
Courtney Simpson & Mark Davis
In all honesty, I’m watching this movie for Courtney so I’m looking forward to this scene. Pat plays the authoritative parent role, scolding her even as he coos away again. (There is a drinking game here, I know there is.) I just finally turned off the sound and tried to enjoy the lovely sight of Courtney stripping and showing off her ability to do the splits. Mark Davis just slides right under her pussy and starts licking. This lovely blonde looks amazing and when he breaks out the deep throat, this movie kicks things up a notch. That’s a big dick Mark has, but she takes it very well, especially in some standing 69. She does a bit more of the fake gag stuff than I usually like, but it is tough to argue against Courtney on any level. Breaking out the flexibility again, she does the splits over Mark’s dick and rocks back and forth. Anyone who doesn’t love this girl just doesn’t get it. This little gymnast knows how to use her body and even though I don’t usually go for girls this thin, she fucking blows me away every time. The split-fucking is more than enough reason to pick up a copy of this. Add a nice shot of jizz all over her homecoming queen face and you’ve got something really fantastic.
Gia Foxxx & Pat Myne
Sexy Gia would look really good in an MTV style tease segment. I know that Pat can shoot these well and it would be so much hotter than this half-interview half whatever it is. Pat saves it up for her and delivers some dick to her tight teenage twat. Once the action starts, the scene is pretty good. Gia has a nice body and takes everything Pat has to dish out with ease. The doggy is pretty great and we get some good shots of her teen cheeks. We don’t often see this kind of energy from new girls and with a body like this, she could go far.
Anna Pierceson & Pat Myne
This girl is so brand new that you can almost hear Pat drooling over her young flesh. He doesn’t have to wait long though. This felonious looking little babe goes right for his cock, running her tongue over the head and stroking it hard. She was full of praise for Pat’s dick before the scene and seems ready to back those words up a she worships it with her mouth. He flips her onto her back and starts fucking that young hole. Her energy level isn’t great at this point, but things pick up a bit as she gets nailed from behind. They move into spoon and though she is loud, the look on her face isn’t exactly spelling happiness. In fact she almost looks to be in pain as she rides in reverse cowgirl. Her expression doesn’t really improve when he shoots on her face. This girl just doesn’t seem comfortable and can’t provide the kind of heat that the other girls did.
Since Pat is considered a master of tease, we really should have had more of it here. Tease should set things up, make us want the girl and build up the heat. He’s got some great looking girls, but talks a bit too much for my taste. I want to enjoy girls like Courtney without someone telling me what I should be looking at. It’s a style thing and I do see the potential in Myne’s work. It just needs to be polished a little bit. Let’s deal with the good stuff OK? Courtney Simpson is worth watching no matter what. If you’re a VOD customer on the pay per minute plan, check her out. The flexibility alone makes her scene a keeper. Jamie Elle and Alektra Blue also provide some good heat, but this movie is all about little Ms. Simpson. She looks great, teases nicely and then proves that little girls can take it big. She also shows us all why we love gymnasts and cheerleaders. More of Courtney and less talk from behind the camera would be great. .
