10 Dirty Talkin’ Masturbators
10 Dirty Talkin’ MasturbatorsMOVIE TYPE: Solo
90 Mins.
Bad Seed
www.AdamEve.com
DIRECTOR: Steve Austin
THEMES: Solo, Toy Play, Dirty Talk
CONDOMS: None
2007
4/07
STARS: Cindy Crawford, India Summer, Chelsie Rae, Chavon Taylor, Elena Rivera, Mikayla, Annette Schwarz, Adrianna Nicole, Allie Ray & Nadi Phucket
REVIEW-
This is a pretty simple movie. Ten girls, just like the title says, play with themselves, which also fits the title. It is a very simple formula, but it should work out well. Assuming you like watching girls by themselves of course. I happen to a fan of solo lines so I’m looking forward to this collection. There are some especially hot women on hand. Who wouldn’t love watching Cindy Crawford, Nadi Phucket or Annette Schwarz getting dirty with no dude to get in the way? The only thing better would be having them do it in your living room as a warm up for better things to come. I hope that Steve takes full advantage of this cast to create a hot stroke flick. I guess that would make it an audience participation movie yeah?
One of my favorite girls in all of porn starts this movie off right. She has a purple bikini on, but not for long. Cindy talks to the camera, pinches her nipple and then starts talking dirty as she shows us her hot hole. The dirty talk is key of course (read the title) and Cindy does it well. She breaks out a big dildo and rams it into her pussy. Watching her work that huge thing into her ass is pretty damn hot from any angle and if any of the other girls in this movie are this hot, then we’re in for a lot of fun.
Mikayla
Hot on the heels of Cindy is sexy Mikayla. She is naked in no time and talking to the camera the whole time. This girl is easy on the eyes and pretty damn good with her mouth. Her fingers work quickly on her pussy as she puts on a good show. No toys this time, but she fucks herself loudly with her fingers squishing in her pussy and her mouth busy with a stream of dirty talk.
Allie Ray
Allie is annoyed when the camera bothers her during a cell phone call. As soon as she is done, she starts talking and giving us a show. Though she has a toy in her hand, Allie starts out with finger play. The camera is right up in there as she spreads her lips and sticks fingers up into that tangy twat. Allie has that cute coed thing going for her, but her dirty talk is just filthy. She rams her fingers into her body and just lets go. Licking her fingers clean, she proves that some girls don’t need toys.
India Summer
We are only to the forth scene of the movie, but they are already starting to run together a bit. India is a good looking girl who leans back, spreads her pussy and fingers her slit. The talk is good, though not as directed as Cindy‘s or as unexpected as Allie’s. She breaks out a green vibrator that works on her clit and eventually gets into the pussy just a little bit. This one just didn’t do it for me.
Annette Schwarz
Since we usually see Annette with a dick down her throat, we don’t always get to hear her talking dirty. This time we get to hear her on the phone for a bit (a recurring theme and then listen as she talks dirty through a self-fuck session. First she shows off her great ass for the camera. There are some nice shots of her body as she rubs her hands over her pussy. Annette gives us a little less talk than some of the other girls, but just looks great as she gets herself off. By the time she breaks out the toy there isn’t much time for her to fuck her pussy with it. We also don’t get to watch her show off her great deep throat skills. That’s a shame, but overall this scene is hot.
Elena Rivera
This lovely young woman has a toy in her hand, tells us to imagine it is our cock as she spits all over it. The dirty talk is here, but it feels a bit canned. She spreads her pussy and fucks herself. It isn’t bad at all, but her talk isn’t great. Watching her is hot though. Elena has a lovely body and a pretty face. I’d love to see her in another scene where she can do something other than dirty talk with that mouth.
Chelsie Rae
We are used to seeing this dirty blonde surrounded by cock so this will be something new. It gives us a chance to check out her hot body as she runs her fingers over her flesh. Even in a solo scene she is on fire, ramming fingers and then a toy into her pussy while talking to us.
Chavon Taylor
Chavon adds a great big set of natural tits to the mix and that certainly perks things up. She shakes those big babies for us and shows us right where we should put our cocks. If this girl doesn’t make you sit up and take notice then rush out and get your eyes checked. With her fingers working her pussy, she pulls out a big dong and starts sucking it. The toy is way too big, but she sucks the head and then slips it into her pussy just a bit. No way she can get much into her, but she goes from twat to mouth repeatedly as she puts on a fantastic show.
Nadi Phucket
This should be one of my favorite scenes, but the DVD is defective. At 70 minutes it freezes up and I have to restart and begin on the final scene. Hopefully this is only a problem on my disc because it really kills me not to see one of the hottest girls in all of porn.
Adrianna Nicole
After missing Nadi, I’m just not really all that excited about this scene. It’s OK, but not even in the top six. That glitch really fucked up things for me.
I don’t often say this these days, but the scenes are too short in this movie. Ten in ninety minutes? There is no time for tease and basically just enough for each girl to use either her hands or a toy effectively. That doesn’t mean that there aren’t great moments in the movie. Some of the girls are great talkers and we don’t see nearly enough of that these days. Some of the toy play is great and there are even some impressive fingers-only turns. Cindy is great, taking that big toy and talking right to us. I’m sure that Nadi was hot, though the disc fucked up on me. Chavon was hot enough to make me want to see her in a lot more movies as soon as possible. I would like to see longer scenes and some of the girls just don’t do the hot talk as well as others. Still, it is a well shot solo line with some very hot girls. Fans of girls-alone will enjoy this even if they are left wanting more. Speaking of wanting more, Cindy aren’t we overdue for that…ummm interview you owe me. And Nadi, don’t you think it’s time you let me fawn all over you in an interview of your own?
