Big Boobs Are Cool

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MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

170 Mins.

Burning Angel

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DIRECTOR: Mitch Fontane

THEMES: Big Tits,

CONDOMS: None

2007

5/07

STARS: Harmony, Ariel Alexus, Joanna Angel, Emily George, Adrianna Nicole, Talon

REVIEW-

I am starting to really love porn flicks with clever titles. This one qualifies. It is simple, it shows a good sense of humor and you know what, it’s true. Big boobs ARE cool. They are even cooler when attached to hot chicks like Harmony, Ariel Alexus and of course Joanna Angel. This is your basic little porn flick with a few fun twists. In between the sex scenes we get bonus interview footage. With the girls? Oh hell no. That would be too simple. This movie interviews the boobs themselves. This cute idea is a potential train wreck because porn girls are not usually very ad lib friendly. In this case, though the boobs rise to the occasion. These interview segments are hilarious and add a lot of appeal to the flick as a whole. There is also some nice tit tease and best of all, really hot sex. Yes folks Big boobs are cool and so is this movie.

Emily George & Talon

Sporting a set of 34Fs, Emily really does have some cool boobs. The interview questions focus on the boobs of course and are actually pretty funny. I like the way this sets the tone for the movie and fits in with the bouncing boob tease footage that follows. Of course they take a great set of tits and then pair Emily with Talon who doesn’t really seem like a tit lover. He does suck them for a bit, but mostly leaves the boob play in her hands. Literally in her hands by the way. She plays with the knockers as she sucks his dick. She gags on his meat as it pushes to the back of her throat. He fucks those big tits a bit and then bends her over for some standing doggy. Emily’ huge tattoo on her belly hides some softness in that area, but it is hard to see anything but her big bouncing boobies as she rides on Talon’s hard stick. This is a basic scene with nicely shot sex and some good close up footage of her pussy getting stuffed. There is also some awesome kneeling tit fucking and finally a big blast all over those big soft pillows.

Ariel Alexis

Busty black babe Ariel has 34Ds and a pickle fixation. This interview lasts a while, but it doesn’t feel too long because it’s fun. A little silly maybe, but it gets Ariel laughing even as she talks about taking big things in her butt. It is nice to see someone have this much fun before a scene. Her boobs may be cool, but her ass isn’t too bad either. The smile never leaves her face, even when she is busy devouring dick. Both the blowjob and the titjob action at this point is very, very good. Ariel has nice soft tits that wrap around meat as easily as her full lips do. As soon as he starts fucking her, those big fun bags bounce up nearly to her chin on every stroke. That big personality we saw during the interview comes through during the sex as well. She has a good time and isn’t afraid to let us all know it. Since they talked about anal we get to see her take some white dick right up her tight butt. Her tits keep bouncing as her anus swallows his met during RCA. The footage gets even better when she rolls onto her side and shows us that great butt while he root away. Count this one as a great anal scene that just happens to have some hot tit action and a big blast of cock cream across those milk factories.

In between scenes, we get a POV bonus of Emily sucking and tit fucking the horny camera guy until he gives her a pearl necklace

Adrianna Nicole & Brian Surewood

I have never been a huge fan of this busty blonde, but I’ve never had a chance to hear her talk for more than five seconds. She is very funny in this interview and ready to take on Brian Surewood. The scene itself isn’t as much fun or as easy on the eyes as the rest of the movie. Adrianna does an OK job sucking dick, but seems to go through the motions a whole lot. She does that whole porno gag thing and even the nice tit footage isn’t enough to keep me interested. Her anal is pretty good though, even I have to see that. Plus you have to love a girl who sucks her own nipples while being porked in the ass.

Harmony & John Strong

We have seen Harmony give some great scenes before and sometimes her energy even overshadows her fantastic boobs. Her interview is shorter than some of the others, but still pretty interesting. John dives right in and starts smacking himself in the face with her big natural tits. That leads him down between her legs for some fucking even before she sucks any cock. He moves her onto her side, pushes one leg up and starts fucking like crazy. His hands are all over her tits, but her ass is what is really on his mind. Boobs are definitely cool, but this scene is all about high-impact fucking and serious anal sex. Harmony is flexible and spreads wide as she shows off her great legs, tight ass and yes, those great big boobs. Yes Virginia those boobs do a serious dance as he slams away on her colon. He sprays her boobs with cream and we get to watch as she licks up every drop.

Joanna Angel & James Deen

Now it’s time to see the coolest boobs in the movie. Joanna is great in front of the camera with her clothes on or with them crumpled at her feet. She shakes them and teases us all before letting James Deen fill his mouth with those big natural beauties. He stands behind her and feeds her some boob flesh as well. Joanna is a very hungry girl and isn’t afraid to gag on cock. A little less porno-gagging would be nice. She is too hot and too good at this to fall back on the lazy porn chick act. (Yes folks, fake gagging is lazy. It is done to cover up a lack of skill and/or energy during the action.) No such problems when she starts fucking. James works his big dick into her and she fucks him back like isn’t going to stop until she has everything she wants from him. Later in the scene she sucks him off again and this time does it without the gagging. See, I told you she was fucking good. Joanna is also an anal queen so look for some serious butt fucking along the way. You have to love her in RCA. That natural body is as impressive as her colon-stretching hip action. These two performers work well together and that chemistry shows in a big way here. James fucks her ass for a long time, spanks her tits and her butt and Joanna seems to just keep going off non-stop. It must be very cool on the set because Joanna and James should be covered in sweat by the end of this incredibly hot scene. Instead she gets covered in ball batter. Wow, this scene is so strokeably fantastic that no one can get through it without jerking off at least twice. Now that’s what I call good porn.

I had a really good time watching this movie. The boob interviews are hilarious and the girls themselves has a lot to say. I really enjoyed the pre-scene interviews. They were light, informative and refreshing. Other directors should watch these interviews to see how to handle interviews. There is some fawning, but it is fun and charming rather than distracting and lame. Of course none of this would mean a thing if the sex weren’t so good. Given the title, we might expect to see more boob footage, but there is enough to keep all but the most ardent rack lovers happy. Sexually this is pure raincoat stroker stuff. There are a couple of anal scenes in this collection that are decidedly cool. Joanna’s scene is just fucking awesome. You can label her an alt-girl if you want, but she is so much hotter than anything that genre has to offer that it’s just not fair. The other girls are pretty hot as well, but it’s hard to sing their praises when Joanna finished the movie with by far the best scene of the movie. Harmony is pretty hot in this movie and Ariel provides some great anal action as well. Big Boobs Are Cool is a very hot movie that proves that big boobs are indeed, quite cool.


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