Manhammer 5
www.LexSteele.com
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
177 Mins.
Mercenary Pictures
www.LexSteele.com
DIRECTOR: Jimmy Scaffnetti
THEMES: Big Dicks, Interracial Sex
CONDOMS: None
2007
4/07
STARS: Sandra Romain, Maya Gates, Aline, Rikki White, Kelly Wells, Marco Banderas, Erik Everhard, Jean Claude Batiste & Lexington Steele
REVIEW-
It’s time for another batch of young women to stare down the Manhammer. Or is Manhammers? And am I wrong in thinking that this title may sound more like a gay movie than anything in straight porn these days? It’s not of course. There are lots of girls lined up to be on the receiving end of the manhammers. At least two of them, Sandra Romain and Kelly Wells have been hammered up one side and down the other. I don’t know if even Lex and company can do anything to these babes that hasn’t been done before. Aline is approaching that level, though she still seems able to bring energy to her scenes. She especially loves the really big cocks. That won’t be a problem in this movie. Break out the tool belts ladies, the hammers are coming.
Aline & Lexington Steele and Jean Claude Batiste
After some still shot posing, Aline sit on the couch and does a bit of video tease. She shows off her body very slowly, working her clothes off and playing with her pussy. No need to be subtle with the sex. Lex and Jean just pump her at both ends right from the start. Having that huge cock in her from behind seem to really motivate this dirty blonde to deliver a first class blowjob. We have seen this girl take on size before so it is really no shock when she gets on top and starts pounding down until she is balls deep on some big black dick. Throwing her legs back, she also manages to get some anal in there. Hey check it out. Aline must be related to Julia Roberts. When she’s getting railed hard in the ass, a big vein pops up in the center of her forehead. Maybe it pops up because there just isn’t any more room in her body when the guys are double pumping her holes. They cover her bulging vein and the rest of her face with two hot loads of cream, sending Aline home with the feeling that she has been thoroughly Manhammered.
Maya Gates & Erik Everhard and Marco Banderas
Maya slips her panties to the side and throws her legs up in the air to get good access with a toy. The tease here is pretty hot, but it is clear that Maya needs more than plastic to make her happy. The guys certainly take care of that for her. Erik and Marco shove cocks down her throat and can’t seem to wait to try her pussy. I don’t know if Jimmy told Marco to act like a crazed ass clown, but that is the end result. He mugs for the camera and is really distracting for much of the action. Just lay the wood and everything will be fine. What is fine is the way Maya looks and acts while getting plowed. She isn’t quite as hot in many ways as Aline, but her energy works and she keeps up with two very high-energy male performers. Maya even manages to keep up her own energy when they switch over to anal. They make that ass gape like a mother fucker and she is still ready for more. They end up feeding her enough cum to keep her happy for a little while.
Kelly Wells & Lexington Steele and Jean Claude Batiste
I’ve never been big on Kelly, but she looks pretty good here. She bends over, sticks her ass up in the air and starts fingering both holes at once to get us ready. Her body is in really good shape here and it better be because she is going to have to do some serious fucking to keep up with Lex and Jean. Lex has on a cowboy hat and gets pretty silly as he bangs her from behind. All that screaming makes Kelly laugh, but poor Jean can’t get his dick hard in Kelly’s mouth. Once they settle in, she fucks pretty hard on Jean’s dick. That gets him plenty hard. There are some cool shoots with Kelly held in between the guys in a mid-air doggy, If you like watching Kelly get totally stuffed, then this scene will leave you totally exhausted. She gets DP’d by those huge dicks and comments repeatedly how they are probably breaking her poor ass. (But not her spirit as she happily points out.) The action goes on forever and she never seems to fade. I’ve seen Kelly go into that lifeless prick cushion mode in so many scenes that I keep waiting for it to happen here. The action drags because the scene is so long, but this is probably one of Kelly’s better scenes. When the first load hits her face, it’s time for the scene to over. Instead we get several more minutes. This is good, but it just goes on too long. She can’t maintain the energy for this long. A solid editing effort to tighten up the action would have made a huge difference this time around.
Rikki White & Erik Everhard and Marco Banderas
Rikki doesn’t have to take quite as much dick as Kelly did, but she has to deal with that wacky duo of Erik and Marco. They go right for her ass and even with her cheeks held open you can tell that she is struggling quite a bit. They help her settle in for a little RCA, but it takes all she has just to keep up with the guys at this early stage. If not for the dick in her mouth most of the time, who knows what this scene would sound like. I know that this line is all about hard core action, but it doesn’t look like she is really digging the whole hate plow thing. Maybe this scene was just poorly cast. I know that a lot of girls can handle it and Rikki doesn’t seem totally out of it. She just doesn’t seem to be responding like some of the other girls. The RCA is pretty good and by now Rikki seems to have gotten used to the idea of being pummeled hard from both ends. The problem with this scene is similar to the issue I had with the last one. The high end energy runs out long before the scene ends. By the time the second load hits her face (long after the first) I think she is as relieved as I am to just have it over. It’s not that the scene is bad. It’s not. It just goes on too long and when the energy starts at 9.5 there isn’t much room for it to build.
Sandra Romain & Jean Claude Batiste and Marco Banderas and Lexington Steele
The guys have their work cut out for them here. Sandra Romain can take anything at all and never flinch. In fact, if anyone can out “disaffected porn hole” Kelly Wells, it’s Sandra Romain. She goes right after the dicks with her mouth, sucking and stroking them for a few minutes. A longer blowjob segment probably would help the pace issues that we have seen so far. Instead they jump into her pussy awfully quickly and we know we have a long road ahead of us. There are some nice ass shots as she bounces up and down on a big dick. As the guys take turns fucking her, she talks dirty and makes sure that they never forget how much she loves to fuck. They eventually pin her between two guys and start fucking both holes at once. Naturally this doesn’t slow her down even a little bit. There is some good stuff here and this time the staggered cumshots actually add to the heat. Sandra doesn’t even slow down then the guys leave their loads. She just invites the next guy in to do his business. It’s still too long, but I kind of liked it as an overall bit of action.
This isn’t the strongest movie from this line. The girls are OK, but too often have that disaffected porn whore thing going. When you combine that with the over the top “hammer” stuff, the result isn’t great. I can’t quite figure out why Lex, Marco, Everhard and the other guys are doing here. They are elite performers who seem to be trying to act like the Lockwood/Manning wing of the business. Are they applying for membership into the moderately hung white boy mafia? It’s just distracting and silly. There are good moments of course and the overall movie isn’t bad. Aline is pretty fun to watch in just about any more. Rikki White is also good, though the scene needs to be tightened up quite a bit. The same can be said about the Kelly Wells scene. I like it more than most of her other efforts, but it’s just too long. Most of the scenes have this same problem. They need to tighten up the editing overall and streamline some of the longer scenes. It’s still good, but there is definitely room for improvement.
