East Coast Assault
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
175 Mins.
Jules Jordan Video
www.JulesJordan.com
DIRECTOR: Jules Jordan
THEMES: Gonzo Sex
CONDOMS: None
2007
4/07
STARS: Joanna Angel, Melissa Doll, Kelly Summer, Angelina, Adrianna Nicole, Gia Paloma, Eve Laurence, Danielle Derek,
REVIEW-
When you’re Jules Jordan, life is pretty good. Something as simple as a vacation to the East Coast can become something like this. With a little help from his friend, Jules has put together a collection of scenes starring some girls we don’t see every day. Some of these scenes have been sitting on the shelf for a while, but are now ready to see the light of day. Since Jules started out on the East Coast, this is a return to his roots of sorts. It is also a return to a more stripped down look. Jules has been shooting in beautiful houses for so long that some fans may have forgotten that he used to shoot in much smaller places. Most of the action here takes place in hotel rooms. That creates a number of challenges. The lighting can’t always be perfect and the cramped quarters can hurt the heat. It is in these surroundings where Jules has always thrived. Because it can’t be perfect, it is heat and sexuality that carry the day. Since that has always been one of Jules‘ biggest strengths I think this is going to be a refreshing change of pace.
Gia Paloma and Adrianna Nicole & Travis Knight
Jules and Travis are heading down towards Battery Park to check out the Statue of Liberty. They run into a couple of tourists (Adrianna and Gia) who are upset that it isn’t snowing. After flashing the guys at the parking garage, the girls head things up on the ride home. They play in the back and even manage to suck some cock from back there. When they finally get to the room, the girls nearly hurt themselves attacking his dick at the same time. The action is rather frantic so it is sometimes hard to follow and not shot quite as well as we are used to from Jules. There is a wild gonzo energy that makes up for the sometimes shaky camerawork. The girls play rough and seem to be locked in a struggle to see how can be the hotter fuck. Gia provides us with the best looking action of the movie when she gets on top, arches her back and sticks that big ass out for us to enjoy. Adrianna takes the first anal ride, but once again Gia steals the spotlight with some sphincter stretching action of her own. As much as I like the energy of this scene, it definitely starts to feel long at about forty minutes (45 on the running time) They finally share a facial, but this would probably have been better fifteen minutes ago. The girls aren’t done though. Jules lets them get cleaned a bit and then crowd into the bathroom for a POV double blowjob. The lighting is pretty lousy in there so everything has an orange tint, but the heat is clear. Jules varies the POV style to capture the action well, including some great footage of the girls doubling up on his cock and balls. Not a bad addition, but it runs up to around an hour with just the first scene.
Kelly Summer & Jules Jordan
On his first day in Montreal, Jules spies pretty Kelly walking outside of his hotel. He follow her through the train station and out onto the streets. With long legs and a short skirt, Kelly was born for great tease footage. Jules talks to her in a phone booth and gets her home where he fawns all over the tall blonde. I like tease, but this goes on forever and could stand a bit of tightening to be sure. Eventually she gets down on her knees and starts sucking dick. There is too much chatter from behind the camera, but you can’t argue with the visual. (See Jules if you would just stop this, then all of the copycats would probably stop as well.) With the hotel room, extended tease and fresh new girl, this feels a lot like some of the really early Jules Jordan stuff. Kelly is certainly pretty enough to make us all stand up and take notice. She also has a great body and decent enough energy to keep things hot for quite a while. Even as she takes it up the ass, Kelly shows that she is up to the task. With the long tease we would expect this to run a little long, but it definitely starts to drag right before some hot anal piledriver. Longer isn’t always better and this scene is in danger of running out of steam. It kind of limps on home to a really nice facial. I like this girl and I like the scene. I just would have liked it a lot better if it weren’t so darn long.
Angelina & Jules
Blonde Angelina works for the hotel and brings him something to welcome him to the hotel. She sees some hard core porn on his computer and is instantly curious about the camera equipment. She excuses herself to the bathroom and Jules catches her masturbating. Apparently the picture turned her on so much that she is now ready to suck some strange cock. Some days it’s good to be Jules Jordan. The blowjob footage is best when she looks right in the camera and the whole scene has a bit of a spontaneous feel. Angelina as a different look, but is bound to win over plenty of people when she throws her legs back over her head to get slammed. She finishes up by getting royally reamed in the ass from behind and then taking a bit load across her face. I like the feel of this scene and the fact that we haven’t seen this girl in six thousand movies already.
Joanna Angel
Back in New York, Jules hooks up with Joanna Angel. (I believe that’s the Hotel Penn) She looks fantastic and teases a bit with her all-natural body. Jules puts her in a blindfold and has her begging to suck cock. The perfect porn babe, Joanna falls right into character, begs with her eyes when the blindfold comes off and sells the whole thing perfectly. There just aren’t too many women in porn who fuck with the kind of natural intensity that Joanna shows. (Sure, she could be faking, but it sure looks real and that’s what counts.) After riding hard in reverse cowgirl she is out of breath as they move to anal. This is some great loo
king footage. She arches her back, sticks that ass up in the air and takes every inch. This is a great scene from start to finish with great pace, solid camerawork and a solid blast on her face. I love Joanna. She is my favorite alt-girl ever. I also like the way Jules kind of stripped things down a bit here. It isn’t fancy, it’s just fucking great.
Melissa Doll
In Montreal Jules scores hot little brunette Melissa. She is a petite cutie with tiny little tits and a tight pussy. Jules has her speak French to her during the blowjob and that is a very nice touch. He throws her on the bed and gives her a very solid fuck. Melissa has good energy without overdoing it and her body looks great. Things slow down a bit on the energy front during RCA. Melissa takes a while to warm up to the meat in her pooper. When her energy starts to lag, Jules grabs her by the throat. Thankfully he abandons that desperate effort and just goes with the flow of the scene. There is some good anal later in the scene as she rubs her clit like mad while he pummels those tiny cheeks. Melissa knows just how to finish a scene, letting Jules mount her chest as she sucks him off to a huge facial climax.
Eve Laurence
Even in Baltimore Jules can’t escape hot chicks. He runs into Eve Laurence and walks back to his hotel with her. She is really charming during this hot tease segment. That sounds odd, but there is something really sexy about watching her walk. Even when the camera is really shaky, I like it. As soon a they get back to the room, Eve attacks Travis Knight and has Jules going at her from behind. It looks like this cute girl has decided that two dicks are better than one. It doesn’t take her long to get seriously ramped up. They pound her hard in standing doggy and that suits Eve just fine. Eve gets to show off her tits in lots of movies, but her ass really seems to be the star of this scene in the early going. She’s got a pretty hot ass and some great legs as well. They fuck her every way they can and then glaze her face with two huge loads. Eve starts laughing because the cum just never seems to stop. It’s a great finish to a very hot scene.
Danielle Derek
Flipping the room service scenario, Jules delivers to Danielle’s room and soon finds out that the top heavy blonde is all alone and looking for some company. The horny married woman wants some dick to suck and is willing to blow Jules as a “tip.” OK, hot set up, hot chick if you like massive basketball tits on mature blondes. She uses those huge melons to tit fuck him for a while, but Danielle doesn’t want to do all of the work. She pulls her legs back and lets him fuck her hard in the pussy. Danielle shows pretty good energy and has a body like a life-sized Barbie doll. Her ass is next and she turns out to be quite the anal slut. Doggy is nice for body shots, but tit lovers will want to wait until this busy chick is bouncing away with her colon crammed with cock. Those air bags are fully inflated and bouncing as much as they can. I loved the last scene so this one isn’t quite as hot, but it definitely has moments of brilliance. They finish off with another big load on her face. I’d say Danielle knows how to tip.
I am surprised by how much I like this movie. Usually a great cast has me interested from the start. This isn’t a group of girls I would think would blow me away. Some of them are good, but they are nothing like the all-star casts Jules usually brings us. That he got great scenes from a this cast and in the limited locations he uses is a testament to Jules‘ ability to create great porn. This throw back effort reminds us all why JJ is the king of gonzo porn. I loved the simple set ups and the tease footage. It doesn’t look like a music video, but rather something simpler and more real. A few scenes stand out for me. Joanna Angel is very hot. I’m not sure how old this one is, but she is fantastic. I also liked Eve’s scene a lot. This might be her best effort to date. Even after listing all of the things I love about this movie, I’m still a little surprised by how much I liked it. After nearly five thousand reviews, being pleasantly surprised is always a good thing.
