Spunk’d The Movie
MOVIE TYPE: Feature
100 Mins.
6969 Entertainment
DIRECTOR: Justin Kane
THEMES: Celebrities, Outdoor Sex
CONDOMS: None Noted
2007
9/06
STARS: Penny Flame, Aurora Snow, Hillary Scott, Jada Fire, Lexi Belle, Katie Morgan, Kaiya Lynn, Vanessa Lane, Eva Angelina, Nick Manning, Evan Stone, Steven St. Croix and others.
Spunk’d The Movie
REVIEW-
I have actually been waiting a long time for this movie to come out. Aurora Snow wrote a guest blog from the set of the movie and it sounded like a lot of fun. I’m big on the fantasy aspects of porn and this falls right into that category. Any time you can take celebrities and run them through the porn machine, the result is cool. In this case, they have set things up to really give us something fun. Nick Manning plays Gashton, the annoying host of a gotcha TV series called “Spunk’d.” If you don’t get that reference, don’t worry. It isn’t hard to figure out. He sets up celebrity friends to get fucked and then gives them a little jizz (Though Nick calls is “jazzum” on a few occasions.) We’ve all watched TV and wanted to see our favorite celebrities run through the hard core mill. (We have, haven’t we? I mean it’s not just me sitting here thinking that those chicks from “Las Vegas” need to host a big porn orgy?) With stars like Aurora Snow, Hillary Scott, Penny Flame and Katie Morgan playing hot celebrities, Spunk’d is for people who like their porn light, fun and with just a hint of tabloid TV thrown in.
Penny Flame (As Lindsay Blowhan)
Lindsay and Wilmer Balled Yer Mama get stopped at the security gate of the studio. Every time the plucky little starlet tries to go through the metal detector, it goes off. A full cavity search is suggested. The set up here is funny, but it’s also sexy. Penny has a bit of the Lindsay look and the attitude. There are a few too many “fire crotch” jokes, but it is still fun. He fingers her pussy and then suggest something more probing. Penny goes a nice job of sucking cock and stays in character quite well. At times the funny dialog is almost a distraction. He has her bent over with those amazing tits swaying and the whole thing has me laughing. Great comedy or distracting porn? Hmmm, maybe a little of both. Lindsay gets spunk’d, but she isn’t the only one. (You’ll have to watch to see how it ends.) Sexually, Penny makes this work with her attitude, her lovely breasts and by taking a good load right on the face.
Aurora Snow (As Hairless Hilton) & Lexi Belle (Ass Cornhole Richie)
The Simple Life gets the Spunk’d treatment next. Aurora is great as Hairless, a poor rich girl sent to live with a family of hillbillies. They hare home schooled and starts a sex ed class that crosses all lines and proves that the family that plays together is never without a date for Saturday night. The naughty family engages in all sorts of incest. Daughter (Kelly Brooks) blows son then turns her attentions to dad. Mom (Ginger Lea) takes care of son and all the while Hairless and Cornhole just watch in disgust. The action here is fun and nicely shot. All of the performers are good looking, but Aurora mostly sits on the sidelines and adds some commentary. She does finally go down on her friend which is kind of hot. Eventually though, the princess wants some cock and the scene really takes off. True to her name, Hairless is shaved completely and Aurora goes to town in reverse cowgirl. The celebrity touches here are pretty funny. They even have a 1 Night in Hairless DVD to put on the TV. I like the energy, but wish that Aurora had more to do than just a bit of RC and a facial at the end. She’s too hot not to be right in there from start to finish.
Katie Morgan (As Katherine Hymen)
TV doctors are so annoying, but they can be hot. When a patient with a 24 hour hard on comes into the emergency room, two randy docs have to relieve his pressure. Kaiya Lynn is in on the joke, but Katie is reluctant to actually suck cock with the cameras rolling. Steven St. Croix is the patient and he lets Katie and Kaiya pass his cock back and forth. Take your pick here because they both look great. Stripping down as the scene progresses, they end up in just their little white shoes and socks. Kaiya take a hard ride in reverse cowgirl, rotating her hips like the true cock hound she is. I love Katie and really by her as a hot actress coming out of her shell. Gashton rushes out to spunk Katie‘s pretty face while Steven unloads on Kaiya.
Hillary Scott (As the Holesen Twins)
Yes, Hillary plays both Mary-Kate and Ashley. The girls are out drinking with their dates in the woods when they get caught. Ron Jeremy and Evan Stone play horny cult members who tie up the guys and insist that the twins suck some dick. Watching the two Hillary‘s on screen at once is pretty cool and shows you the sort of effort that went into making this movie. Hillary handles Ron and Evan quite well. Not at the same time and yet in the same scene. Cool. We get a double dose of Ms. Scott as she is entered from behind by Evan and in mish by Ron. We even get anal as Ron turns one of the Holesen’s into a three-input starlet. The guys double up on one Hillary and give her shot on her face and pussy. Gashton pops back up and drop a load on the other face. Nice little scene here.
Nick Manning & Three Weird Sisters
The table are turned on Gashton when he shows up to guest host a reality show. He ends up being ‘raped’ by three hot chicks. The concept may be funny, but Nick’s incessant growling is somehow worse than normal here. The only time things get really good is when one of he girls sits on his face and shuts up him. Eva Angelina does some great cock sucking in this scene and Vanessa Lane looks awesome as always. Most of the sex is reverse cowgirl with the girls taking turns. Nothing wrong with that, especially when it’s Eva or Vanessa going crazy on a dick. Doomie Moore (Dru Berrymore) comes in and makes sure to finish off the spunking, female style.
There is a final political spunking that really doesn’t last long enough. Jada Fire delivers a lighting quick double blowjob. I get the joke here, but I really think they should have let the whole scene play out because Jada is hot, hot, hot.
I can’t help but love this movie. The makers of this flick spent a lot of time working up scenarios, doing great dialog and taking care of the details. It is really well cast on three separate levels. First, the performers handle dialog well. The long set ups would likely fall flat with poor acting. The women are all outstanding performers. With Katie, Hillary and Aurora anchoring the action, then the movie is bound to work as a pure stroke work. Finally, the women fit the celebrity look and image we want in a fantasy fuck. Penny as Lindsay is fantastic. She has the look and the attitude. She also delivers a hot, funny sex scene. Aurora is great as Hairless, but her scene suffers a bit due to under use of the star. The pseudo-incest is funny and the girls in the scene are good, but more Aurora would be a big help. Hillary Scott gets huge points for her scene. It is sexually hot and the double sister thing really works. Spunk’d works as a well done adult comedy and celebrity parody. It has good sex scenes that might be a little better if they could just make them a bit longer and focus on stars like Aurora and Jada. I would love to see them turn this into a series. There are plenty of other celebrities worth roasting and TV shows worth turning into stroke material. If you like to laugh in between “dropping loads” then give Spunk’d a try.
