Revenge is a Bitch

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MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

89 Mins.

Kick Ass Pictures

www.KickAss.com

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THEMES: Fem Don, Strap On, Foot Play

CONDOMS: None

2007

7/07

STARS: Kissy Kapri, Kelly Wells, Lielani, Les Moore, Tino Santana & Mark Van der Vill

REVIEW-

Ass Kick Ass Pictures expands into new genres, they seem to find ways to make us cringe, laugh and jerk off all at once. We have seen them take a stab at cuckold movies. Now they take things a little further. This is a strap-on movie with an edge. The women in the flick all have a few things in common. They all have boyfriends or husbands who have disappointed them. They all have revenge on their mind and strap ons in their closet. This isn’t rocket science folk. You do the math. I’d say that some man ass is about to get pumped full of fake dick. Cheating guys beware.

Kissy Kapri & Les

Les has done something really horrible and has to beg his pretty wife for forgiveness. She seems quite understanding, but as he soon finds out, there was more than wine in his glass. When he wakes up, Les finds his hands bound behind his back and his wife pissed as hell. She beats him with a riding crop for several minutes before taking a break to let her natural titties breath a bit. She verbally taunts him a bit as she tells him all of the things he is going to miss now that she’s leaving. He is going to really miss her toes I guess, but before she starts walking, Kissy rams her foot in his mouth orders him to lick her feet. After making him lick her toes, asshole and armpit, she continue to verbally degrade him as she sucks his cock. Even when she lets him into her pussy, she keeps reminding him how much he’s going to miss it. (Well yeah, she’s fucking hot.) Even if you don’t like the humiliation aspect of the action, you have to love watching her work her hips up and down to use his dick as a personal sex toy. Main themes aside, this is a pretty hot looking sex scene with a very sexy blonde riding dick like is trying to wear it out. When she is done fucking him the old way, Kissy wants to do it a new way. She flips him over and comes after his ass with a strap on. This is where things go from a little fetishy to a lot fetishy before you can make up a word like “fetishy.” Kissy fucks his ass and spanks it, keeping up the dirty talk as she pumps away. She even makes him do A2M which should make a lot of women happy, but wouldn’t it be better if it were a guy who usually dishes it out instead of this poor dude who seem to thrive on the activity? I suppose this is interesting stuff, but it kind of loses stoke value from where I sit. Why? Well because we’re staring a dude’s hairy ass and his flopping dick as the hot girl in the scene fucks him in a way that keeps her mostly hidden from view. Eventually he cums in her hands and she makes him lick it up. Like I said, things get very specific with this scene, but the action is well shot and Kissy is very sexy.

Kelly Wells

Kelly breaks into a TV executives office and drags him off at gunpoint. Apparently she doesn’t like the way contestants on his talent search show are treated. The USA Idol judges are too tough apparently. She goes from funny to bitchy pretty quickly, but throws down a thick layer of dirty talk while forcing him to lick her feet. He seems to like her toes and gives her clit the same treatment. Kelly keeps the gun on him while he strokes his cock and licks her asshole. If you like fem-dom with an edge, here you go. Kelly won’t suck his dick, but lets him stroke it hard and put it in to her pussy. (Only after he take the stud from this cock and licks it clean.) Even as he fucks her, she verbally abuses him and has him at gunpoint the whole time. That’s what I call pressure. The energy in this scene is pretty good. Oddly enough Kelly is more appealing and her urgency seems more real in this scene that I think I’ve ever seen her. Since we can’t have a scene without cock sucking, Kelly forces him to knees and make him blow the strap on. He better hope he gets it wet because she is about to ram it up his ass at gunpoint. If you like the thrusts rough and the cracks hairy, then you’re going to love this. Kelly seems to be thriving, but I honestly don’t know if Kick Ass has crossed completely over into the bi/gay market with this one or not. If the guy likes being fucked in the ass, it doesn’t always show in his cock. He is limp for a long time and only after a strategic cut is he ready to jerk himself off into his hand. Oh boy, he has to prove that it’s finger licking good. Yeah, there may be some serious cross over here. To add to his humiliation she flicks ashes onto his tongue.

Lie Lani

Angry that her congressman sent her boyfriend off to war, Lielani shows up at his office with a gun and bad intentions. He agrees to do anything she wants and by now we all know that this is a very bad idea. Lie Lani is in a love swing while making him eat her feet. Sorry guys, I just don’t get it. I see the foot there. I see him eating it and I know that a lot of you are going nuts right now. It just doesn’t click for me sexually. (I did laugh when she accidentally says “fuck my face with your foot.” Oops. Strike that, reverse it.) When he has done enough of that, she sits on his face and nearly smothers him with her pretty pussy. I have to say, if you have to go, this wouldn’t be a bad way to check out. She smothers him with her ass and really does use him just to get off. That earns him a chance to fuck her and he pounds away pretty hard. They use the swing Lie Lani wants to taste her pussy so she finally has an excuse to suck his cock. This gives us a chance to watch her use her mouth. (Dude, this girl is so freaking hot, why doesn’t everyone know it yet?) When she is done sucking, she wants to be fucked. Spewing out a stream of filthy talk, she degrades him, demands it harder and proves that she knows just how to be an angry, totally hot, bitch. I don’t really care where this scene goes from here. Watching this beautiful girl get fucked this hard is nothing short of awesome. And as soon as I type that, out comes the strap on and there it goes right into the man-ass. The dirty talking continues as she fucks him in doggy and then in mish. The latter puts her in position to jerk him off all over his stomach as she reams him hard. She scoops up the cum on her toes and then forces him to clean them again.

Three girls with a grudge, thee strap ons and three abused man asses. If you like strap on sex, you’ll love this. It plays on the role playing aspect giving us more than just the usual sex. Sexually I kind of jumped off the bandwagon with this one. No matter how good it may or may not feel, watching a dude get fucked in the ass (Even by a chick as hot a Lie Lani) just doesn’t do it for me. It’s still a whole lot of flopping meat and a violated man ass at the center of the shot. So if you like looking at this or if you are so turned on by the idea of being grudge fucked by a hot chick, then you should add a few full grades to the overall score. It’s a well done movie with a lot to love, but it just isn’t sexually up my alley…so to speak.