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MOVIE TYPE: Feature
129 Mins.
DIRECTOR: Roy Karch
THEMES: Porn
CONDOMS: None Noted
2007
7/07
STARS: Aurora Snow, Mika Tan, Nicole Sheridan, Paulina James, Emily Evermore, Herschel Savage, Lee Stone, Jay Ashley & Voodoo
REVIEW-
Roy Karch offers us a movie that begs the question. Just what is an Insert and why do we want to watch a whole movie about them? Let’s just say that it’s what the Boy Wonder (Voodoo) does for a living and they are important. Apparently he is good at shooting them, but that doesn’t make him happy. He drowns his sorrows in alcohol and seems generally bored with his life. We have to feel sorry for him I guess. After all, he just shoots sex and fucks hot chicks all day. Yeah, I can see where he might get bored. I’m sure it is tougher than it looks, but we can count on director Roy Karch to show us how much fun it can be as well. With women like Aurora Snow and Mika Tan in the mix, I don’t see how it could be anything but. Of course with Voodoo and Nicole Sheridan in the same case we can be sure that they will get it on together eventually. That’s never a bad thing.
Aurora Snow & Voodoo
Aurora arrives to do “some work” with Voodoo and is clearly more into things than Voodoo is. He wants to get on with it, but she wants to have some fun. Kneeling on the bed, she works his dick into her mouth, gagging as she strokes the shaft. We get some nice body shots as she rocks back and forth, but the sunglasses block out any eye contact from the always adorable Ms. Snow. As soon as they start fucking, Aurora chimes in with some serious dirty talk. She leaves the glasses on and lets her body express her feelings. I love the reverse cowgirl, but the best action of this scene come with Voodoo pumping into Aurora from behind. She arches her back and pushes her hips to match his thrusts. She holds her tongue out and waits as he sprays his load over her face.
Mika Tan & Lee Stone
Next in front of the camera is Mika Tan. She gets to show off her oral skills on Lee Stone’s sizable slab. Her lips reach the base of that long cock with relative ease during an impressive blowjob. We all know how good Mika is on her knees and thankfully they give us quite a bit of oral footage. As it gets bigger, she has to work harder, but still manages to snake her tongue out to massage the base of his prick. Just to prove that she can take it even at full mast, Mika goes back for one more deep throat stroke before turning the action over to Lee’s mouth. She pulls her legs up in a great display of flexibility. Lee gives that sweet box a few licks and then slides his long prick into her hot twat. He starts pounding away in mish and never slows down. There are some great longer shots as they go to standing doggy. Mika has great legs and it is fantastic to see them shown off as they are here. They turn her around for RCA. The anal penetration slows them only slightly. Even with that huge thing in her butt, Mika breaks out a big smile. She’s just fun to watch and the anal action is fantastic here. Lee pounds her in spoon and she just eggs him on verbally. The only problem with this scene is that they cut to black and white for the facial pop shot. Mika is one of my favorite performers and this scene is a perfect example of why.
Nicole is hooked up with a big wig, but wants Voodoo to make her a star. While her man is busy, she takes center stage with a sexy strip tease. This is a really nice segment that shows off Nicole‘s body and really does give us tease. Voodoo hands her a toy and she continues to put on a show. Anyone who likes watching Nicole will enjoy the way her tremendous body is shown off here.
Emily Evermore & Herschel Savage
With his number one lady trying out for the porn world, Herschel spends some time with young Emily. She has the skills and the looks to be a star and just loves the taste of cock. I love the way she keeps her head moving at full speed as she reaches back to undo her clothes. He moves her onto the bed for some 69 and then yanks her on top of him. With Emily’s pussy waxing his cock, Herschel grabs her cheeks and spreads them open for the camera. She doesn’t look that tall, but in the reverse cowgirl, Emily seems to have very long legs. This scene seems shorter than the others, but she takes a nice shot on her face before collecting her cash.
Paulina James & Jay Ashley
The story takes an interesting twist, but that doesn’t stop the machine from grinding out scenes. Paulina and Jay get to work on the pool table. He licks her for a while and then gives her a cock to suck. We all know that Paulina is one of gonzo’s hottest cock suckers, so she shines here. They mix in some black and while to add a fell to the scene, but basically this is a hot little throw in. Paulina looks great riding cock, showing off first her ass and then her pussy. Jay bends her over the table and lets her show off her legs for a while. There is some decent action to be sure. It isn’t quite as impressive as the anal turn we saw from Mika, but it is very easy on the eyes and doesn’t lack energy. Jay squeezes out a few drops right onto her face at the end.
Nicole Sheridan & Voodoo
Nicole finally finds a way to make Voodoo a little bit excited about sex. He attacks her pussy with his mouth, finding it very comfortable between her long legs. Nicole looks great and he spends plenty of time licking and sucking those meaty lips. To return the favor, Nicole breaks her out her A game. She sucks his big cock lovingly, flashing eye contact and impressing us all. Throwing in a new wrinkle, she holds her hands behind her back and sucks dutifully, taking as much as she can without gagging and thrusting her big tits out into plain view. With his cock and her pussy adequately wet, he slides easily into her. After a few strokes, she sucks it again, tasting herself and making sure he is ready for something a little more serious. Nicole leans back and lets him put it back in. This time her hips are working expertly. She works him with circular motion and actually does most of the fucking here. The move into cowgirl and that gives us a stunning view of her legs and ass. It is the ass that seems to draw his attention. First he fingers it and then he pulls her asshole down over his cock. That’s a damn big dick for her butt, but Nicole takes it with as much enthusiasm as you could hope. Eventually she pulls her feet up onto his thighs and lets him up pump up into her rump. These two work perfectly together, giving us a
great anal scene and a big facial shot to close out the action.
This is an interesting little feature with more dialog than story and a lot of good sex. That keeps it interesting without getting bogged down and I think that’s a good thing. It starts with the cast and they carry the action well. Aurora Snow is cute and breathless in her opening scene. She actually gets more breathless later, but that gives away too much. Her scene is very good, but there are even better in this one. That alone is worth the price of the DVD. Add in some great anal and you have the best scene of the movie. Not to be outdone, Nicole gives us a long tease and great solo scene. Then she finishes off with an awesome anal romp of her own. Throw in Emily and Paulina and you have a very solid sexual effort from start to finish. This is a nice, couples-friendly feature with an attractive cast, hot sex and one blistering scene from the incredible Mika Tan. That’s good enough for me.
